A tale of two presidents
I love this picture. It’s awesome when I don’t even have to Photoshop ’em.
Yeah, I’ve seen the caption about the Colombian hookers, but I think this picture is even funnier all by itself. It so nails these two guys.
I’m a charter member in the Bill Clinton H8ters of America, but I’ll give him this — dude loved being president. LOVED it. Remember his last day, Bush’s inauguration, and Clinton was in some hangar somewhere giving a farewell speech that dragged on and on and on until it was like one of those twelve-hour Castro TV performances where nobody could change the channel and people were dropping like flies?
When Bill left office, he left claw marks.
Now look at Obama’s face. Look at it and think about how deeply you have disappointed this man. Yes, you. You and your stubbornness and your ignorance and your inability to appreciate the awesomeness of Barack Obama.
Honestly, you people are lucky he’s even considering giving you another term.
Meanwhile, Pablo snagged the dick fair and square with Chuck Colson. You know what that means? See you Friday!
Posted: April 23rd, 2012 under personal, politics.
Comments: 24
Comments
Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: April 23, 2012, 11:22 pm
Pablo snagged the dick fair and square
If only that had been the first time such words had been said about Pablo…
🙂
Comment from Scubafreak
Time: April 23, 2012, 11:27 pm
“Do ya miss me yet?”
I never thought that we would have a President that could POSSIBLY make me nostalgic for Billy “Hooters” McClintnut…
Comment from steve
Time: April 23, 2012, 11:39 pm
If only that had been the first time such words had been said about Pablo…
Kind of like slow pitch softball, that one was….
Comment from Oldcat
Time: April 24, 2012, 12:19 am
Scuba::
“Do ya miss me yet?”
I never thought that we would have a President that could POSSIBLY make me nostalgic for Billy “Hooters” McClintnut…
Me:
Heck, I’m Missing Jimmah.
Comment from Flings pooh
Time: April 24, 2012, 1:37 am
Great post. Insightful. Funny. Well done SW.
Comment from sandman says nothing to see here
Time: April 24, 2012, 1:56 am
I look at Barky, the long legged Mac Daddy, the crypto-muslim, Quasi Socialist Freak, and I say “Darn, Billy Jeff Clintion is the normal one here…”
*what happened?*
Comment from Nina
Time: April 24, 2012, 2:30 am
I still believe that Hugo kicked it but they just haven’t announced it yet. 🙂
Comment from Mike James
Time: April 24, 2012, 3:01 am
I could see myself sitting at some joint having a brew with Bubba. After he left, probably various guys would be explaining to newcomers that he came in there all the time and he was full of shit, but I could see people tolerating his presence unless they didn’t like him after that one night they walked in and saw their sister slow dancing with him.
Don’t get a vibe like that from the other thin-skinned little prick.
Comment from Pablo
Time: April 24, 2012, 3:22 am
Did I beat you to Chuck Colson, Scott? I’m sensing something unrequited here…
Comment from smells like teen spirit lyrics caption
Time: April 24, 2012, 4:30 am
a mulatto
an albino
a mosquito
Bill’s libido
yeah!
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 24, 2012, 5:51 am
Microsieverts pulverized my scrotum.
I am cold scared and alone.
It will not be long now.
“Gordy’s gone, man. I’ll Be Outside. Good Luck”
Comment from Mike James
Time: April 24, 2012, 6:46 am
????? I wish I had any good advice for you about the old scrote, Oceania, but I don’t….I just don’t.
I hope it’s come to acceptance of its fate, and can find a little piece in its final days.
Comment from pizza
Time: April 24, 2012, 7:53 am
Microsieverts , not a word?
Comment from As If I Cared
Time: April 24, 2012, 8:35 am
The sievert (symbol: Sv) is the International System of Units (SI) derived unit of dose equivalent radiation.
So, microsieverts: yes, it’s a word.
Comment from As If I Cared
Time: April 24, 2012, 8:36 am
“snagged the dick” is too suggestive of painful problems with a zipper…
Comment from Deborah
Time: April 24, 2012, 11:24 am
Bill is especially happy because Xanthippe is now Obama’s problem.
Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: April 24, 2012, 1:12 pm
I’ll just bet that W.J. Clinton is the first man to get a bowj-lob from a sitting President.
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 24, 2012, 2:45 pm
I used to have a scrote. Then the puberty hit and i had, for a time, a scrotum. Now i have a scrotulum, but its future is uncertain.
Oh, and my nepples fell off. All six.i seem to develop a crust of sorts.
Comment from Noelegy
Time: April 24, 2012, 6:09 pm
Bill had charisma. Slicker than snot, but charismatic, and I think, likeable. Human. Barack seems to regard the human race as faintly interesting and occasionally useful, but he acts more like an alien visitor to our planet than a human being. And yeah, he’s a narcissistic creep, too.
Comment from Mike James
Time: April 24, 2012, 7:19 pm
Oceania, while I get things wrong, I am sympathetic to your…things…I–I think…
Comment from yippee mcskittles bear mcsandman
Time: April 24, 2012, 7:36 pm
Oceania,
One word: poultice.
*you’re kinda welcome*
Comment from Oceania
Time: April 25, 2012, 8:05 am
I finally get home after dawn parade, an uncomfortable time of the year … followed by drinks and nibbles, and some of my adoring Public just can’t wait for me to write something – can you?
And now I have to write another flaming report on this weeks Fukushima situation, which only a few people read, and it never sees the light of day. If I was really naughty, I would post exerts here. I digress.
Right – firstly, it is spelt microSieverts. I don’t want to see rems, rads, or Roentgens please. This is the 21st century. Scaling factors result in K.E.R.M.A. Are we all clear? It’s like teaching radiation safety at Aldermaston.
Oh, and did I mention that there has been 14 reactor melt downs in Japan? 4 ongoing criticalities this week still spewing.
Comment from derfel cadarn
Time: April 28, 2012, 7:15 pm
I find it amazing that a single photo can hold so much shit.
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