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“I promise you,” Biden said, “the President has a big stick.

I promise you.”

This is Joe Biden, after all, so we can’t be sure if he meant, “Barack Obama is unafraid to command the full might of the US military” or “black mens sho’ has big penises.”

That’s what I love about our Vice President.

Alrighty then. Here. Tomorrow. Six sharp, WBT. Dead Pool: Round 28.


Comment from Nina
Time: April 26, 2012, 10:17 pm

I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought of the big stick analogy. 🙂

Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 26, 2012, 10:31 pm

Maybe he meant Barky is hung like a donkey. But the US armed forces don’t belong to the President. He might tell them what to do, within limits, but he’s not King. Anyway, genuinely potent men don’t brag about how big their sticks are, whether metaphorical or otherwise. It’s wimpy little metrosexuals like Bambi that need to big themselves up.

It’s like all the bullshit when bin Laden was killed. His amen corner in the media told us it was ‘brave’ of Obama to order the raid, like he personally kicked the door down, shot OBL between the eyes, rolled his stogie to the other corner of his mouth and shouted, “Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!” It was about as brave as ordering the chèvre platter at Marcel’s.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: April 26, 2012, 11:35 pm

Isn’t there a part before the “big stick” metaphor? Something about rapping softly and slowly on a late night tv show?

Maybe,I mis-read the quote.

Comment from Redd
Time: April 27, 2012, 12:16 am

If anyone is hung like a donkey in that family, it’s Michelle.

Comment from PatAZ
Time: April 27, 2012, 1:43 am

I doubt Plugs even knows the meaning of “double entendre”. And I probably don’t know how to spell it.

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: April 27, 2012, 4:18 am

Even Biden doesn’t know what he means…..

Comment from Oceania
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:32 am

You’ve got it all wrong, he squirts P up his arse before having sex with gay men …

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: April 27, 2012, 6:36 am

Joey and Barry find themselves in the men’s room taking a leak at adjacent urinals. Joey looks down and says, “Wow, looks like what they say about black men is true. Do all you bros have such big ones?”

Barry replies, “Yowza, but we’re not all born this way.”

“What? Really? How do the, uh, disadvantaged ones get big?”

“Well,” says Barry, “It’s a secret passed around only among my people.”

“Tell me, tell me!” pleads Joey. “As you can see I need to know!”

“OK. Seeing as how you’re my veep, I’ll tell you how. At night when you go to bed, tie a string around it, tie the other end to a brick, and let the brick hang down off the end of the bed. After a week or two, you’ll see a major improvement.”

Some days later, Barry asks Joey how it was going.

“Great!” enthuses Joey. “I’m doing what you said and I’m halfway there!”

Barry thinks to himself, “If it were anyone other than Joey-the-dope I wouldn’t believe he’d actually try that trick. Anyone else would’ve known I was just funnin’ him.”

“What do you mean ‘halfway,’ Joey?” he asks.

“Well, Barry, it may not be any bigger yet but it has turned black.”

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:19 am

Howdy Sweas et al!

Still chillin’ in ZhongGuo , and blithely unaware of what’s happening in the world.

I did get my ass kicked at Shaolin Temple, but only by the pollen. The Monks and the hundreds of young men who train there could not have been nicer.

We walked the entire portion of the Great Wall that’s open to tourists. Some of it is damn near vertical. It had rained torentially the day before so the usual haze was completely gone. (They burn all the coal they can dig or buy here, so visibility can be an issue.)

We’re spending a week in Hainan, and then home. I swam in the ocean all afternoon, today. It was just like the Oregon coast, except you can actually get in the water, it’s blue instead of black, and it’s not trying to kill you.

Still, I’ll be happy to get back to home.

Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: April 27, 2012, 12:16 pm

Redd, to use the word “hung” in a sentance involving a black person, regardless of context or intent, brings to mind images of the horrific violence of the Jim Crow south of the late 50’s and 60’s, offers conclusive proof that you are a racist, and constitutes a hate crime. Sorry, that’s just how it works now . . .

Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 27, 2012, 1:31 pm

No, because people are hanged when they’re strung up, and hung when they have a ‘big stick’. I make no allowance for solecism, even if Leftists are retarded no-nuthins.

Comment from mojo
Time: April 27, 2012, 2:49 pm

Does anybody really know what time it is?

Does anybody really care?

Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: April 27, 2012, 3:59 pm

If Joe intended the second meaning our hostess suggested . . .

. . . ya gotta wonder how he knows.

Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: April 27, 2012, 4:17 pm

I have 1621 Zulu. That’s 6:21 here in Hawaii. Either I’m 100 minutes early or ten hours and twenty minutes late. Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: April 27, 2012, 4:58 pm

WBT ≡ UTC. 1800 Whiskey is 1800 Zulu is 1900 Lima (BST).

Comment from mojo
Time: April 27, 2012, 5:03 pm


Oh, sorry. Flashback.

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: April 27, 2012, 5:06 pm


It’s a good thing that you specified “gay” men, because I just don’t know if I could handle the psychological impact of him having sex with straight men.

I apologize for even broaching the subject.

Comment from Noelegy
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:13 pm

Well, goodness, aren’t you glad that John McCain didn’t get elected? Because then we would have had a stupid VP who embarrassed the US the world over…oh, wait.

Comment from BJ
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:16 pm

President Big Stick gets MST’ied

Comment from mojo
Time: April 27, 2012, 8:22 pm

Keep pluckin’ that chicken, Barry:

Comment from Oceania
Time: April 28, 2012, 2:59 am

Obama the Mulatto!

Comment from derfel cadarn
Time: April 28, 2012, 7:11 pm

I assure that the pResident is a big dick. If this is the statement than it will be the first time in his career that Biden was right about anything.

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