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It’s hard to tell, but I think they’re both bottoms. How’s that going to work?

It’s a good thing that the NAACP has finally endorsed gay marriage. Those two kids can finally make it official, since we already know they’re in bed together.

Yeah, I thought it looked like a Beta Fest, twolane.

They’re waiting for Vlad’s orders….2 beta’s need a top

There’s always the “Requiem for a Dream” final scene.

Looks like they’re wondering if the press would let the two of them spoon in the bushes for a few minutes.

“Tell Putin I miss spooning with him”

“I will convey your message: you are Putin’s Biotch.”

Sandman fella, you sound an awful lot like steamboat magoo.

I hope he is well.

This is the thread where I started to question my assumption of weasel’s gender…

http://sweasel.com/archives/528#comments

One of those two ought to be wearing a pretty dress.

How very Soviet.

Hey! Chicken update! And now that I have a garden patch, I would also like a vegetable update. And a coke. No ice.

Comment from beasn
Time: May 24, 2012, 12:32 am

Sandman fella, you sound an awful lot like steamboat magoo.

I hope he is well.

Why thank you, for that back handed compliment but I am not Magoo, just a shell of his greatness.

That said, I do think the Preznit is a bone smuggler, so any shot is a fair shot.

After the election I will be more flexible. Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink.

That simply makes me shudder. Bile rises in my throat, ready to retch.

Guess its time to crank up the reloading station again. That would be right after I shower and apply eye bleach.

YERG!

And a double shot of Laphroaig…..chased with a black and tan.

Eventually, all commies end up knifing each other in the back; it’s a genetic imperative for anyone inclined towards tyranny, because there can be only one tyrant at a time. So this happy relationship will not end well. And divorce is not an option with Reds of any color.

I wish I could gloat about it, but I suspect that I’ll have other things to worry about at the time.

Looks like the Jews are Rioting against Blacks!
Go Jews!

That tableau makes me wonder if the Russkie isn’t going to give Barky his Class Ring and a peck on the cheek.

*cringe*

Their matching outfits (right down to the lace-up shoes) makes me think of a J C Penney mens(sic)wear catalog ad.

Speaking of JCPenney, I recently went there to shop since they changed their pricing, sales, etc.

DO NOT LIKE. The store did not have as much to choose from and looked more warehousy or something. It’s not working.

I’m surprised JCPenney is even still in business. Sears, at least, has the garage and housewares business going for them. I get most of my clothes from the second-hand shops, so I wouldn’t go there for clothes, anyways. However, I remember it being a big deal, as a child, when my mother would take me for school clothes at the beginning of the school year.

I think they call that pickup technique “mirroring” but I’m not sure who is mimicking who. It’s the “Double Beta” conundrum.

It looks like they’re having a little breather after a heavy afternoon’s antiquing. They’ll need to get a move on though; their Maltese terrier Mr. Fussypants needs feeding and they have to stop by the farmers’ market for chèvre and hand-made candles.

Mr. Bear: “Who’s going to tell my mother?”

SCOAMF: “You are, you faggot!”

Mr. Bear: “Takes one to know one.”

SCOAMF: “You know it, girl!”

I’ve never trusted a man who can comfortably sit with his legs crossed.

Honestly I think that is an etiquette thing. My mother always insisted that it was more modest to sit with your legs closed or crossed. The Army beats that nicety out of you mit quickness. However, I do believe it technically applies to dudes as well (regardless of orientation), it isn’t cool to have your junk on display, when in a formal situation.

“Putin’s Biotch” Or he could be “Soros Biotch” but there wouldn’t be any pictures….

Oooh. I want chèvre and hand-made candles!

@Feynmangroupie – are you frigging kidding me? Etiquette? And your mother told you so? My God woman, if you have none, you can’t sit on them…. or squish them between your legs….

ok, the point of etiquette had to do with what might be revealed if a woman sat with her legs spread (or, perhaps, suggested, in the days of long skirts). And my mother taught that a woman shouldn’t even cross her legs–she should sit with the knees together and feet on the floor. Not a lesson I learned, mind you.

OK,

ROFL..no I didn’t think of “the boys” when it comes to men and sitting cross legged. I just remember my mother saying that only trashy girls sat with their legs open. So, I just assume that young men received some type of training on manners as well. Or perhaps, it is just a photo-shoot rule that you don’t flash your crotch at the camera.

Can’t hark,

My mother desperately wanted me to go to finishing school and be a high society “young lady” type, while I was off riding my horse bareback like a Comanche on a scalp-raiding party and reading unladylike books.

She kept telling me that “we are poor, but we are not white trash.” I would say “yes,ma’am” and go back out to hunting for frogs and snakes.

Thank you for this article, it’s interesting 😉

Medvedev looks happy…Obama needs smth..)