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I’m so confused.

I wonder what would happen if you walked up to this lady in the shiny pink vagina costume and said, “I totally see you as a big vagina with legs.” She’d probably poke you in the snoot. Feminists are so confusing.

I want to acknowledge that I owe a debt to feminists. It would be churlish not to. The original old broads, I mean. Some of the changes they made to society have suited me very well, thanks so much.

But isn’t it the essence of feminism getting a job and buying your own damn pills? What, you need the patriarchy to meet your most basic needs for you, honey? Isn’t that kind of 1950-think?

Eh. Sorry. I’m a bit grouchy. I’ve been listening to this whole Republican War on Women meme the Dems are trying to launch and it’s really getting on my tits. Like so:

Booker labored to keep the Democrats’ dopey War On Women narrative alive: “I heard people stand up and say, ‘I love women.’ I heard people stand up: ‘I’ve got a sister. I’ve got a mother.’ That’s like saying you’re not a bigot cause you have a black friend.

What the hell do you mean, ‘I’ve got a sister. I’ve got a mother.’ Yoo-hoo! Over here! Lookit me! I am a Republican and I AM A WOMAN!!!

It’s like only men can be Republicans. Because female Republicans are just Stepford voters, brainlessly doin’ what the menfolks say (in between squeezing out young’uns).

And they think WE are the throwbacks to olden days? Cunts.

Comments


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: September 4, 2012, 9:53 pm

Can’t believe you used the K word!
From the pic though, it looks like it fits!


Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 4, 2012, 10:05 pm

Somewhere last week it was proposed that a bunch of conservative women dress up as BRAINS and protest outside the DNC. Oh, how I would PAY to see that.


Comment from Deborah
Time: September 4, 2012, 10:26 pm

Based on their costumes, I think I’ve figured out their problem: these people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.


Comment from Armybrat
Time: September 4, 2012, 10:30 pm

I’d give you the whole up twinkle thing if I could remember how to make that happen


Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 4, 2012, 10:37 pm

Heh..the old one looks like a trasgendered Donald Rumsfeld in orthopedic Birkenstocks.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:09 pm

I think uptwinkle is coloneekcolon.

:eek:

No, damn. That’s downtwinkle.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:10 pm

Gromulin – that would be awesome! The ultimate grown-up put down.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:10 pm

Ah! It’s colonshockcolon.

:shock:

Oh, and I guess government is the thing we all belong to. Did I hear that right?

:eek:


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:27 pm

I’m choking on the stuff of my un-ambiguity over this. One of the pop-culture sites I visit, had a writer insisting that Ryan would have to pry her BC pills out of her cold dead hands. She was (to be fair) discussing her current state of post-partum depression, but she was also a raging liberal.

I wasn’t aware that Ryan had sworn to personally raid every home (containing a wife, mother, sister, or daughter) and burn all forms of contraception on the pyre of religious conviction.

You’d think liberals would be buying up all the guns in order to protect their reproductive rights.


Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:28 pm

Grumulin’s idea is Badger Approved!


Comment from Ghost
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:34 pm

I’m totally linking this in my next blog. Smiley face.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:38 pm

Does a real feminist sew her own vulva or does she hire it done?


Comment from Nina
Time: September 4, 2012, 11:47 pm

Based on their costumes, I think I’ve figured out their problem: these people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

EXACTLY. Vaginas are internal. Pisses me off.

Okay, more than that pisses me off, yeah, so what?

I’m with Stoaty with this one.


Comment from Pupster
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:05 am

Those things are scary as heck.


Comment from Redd
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:08 am

Maybe, they are prolapsed vaginas which then would be external.


Comment from JeffS
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:35 am

OK, is that lady flashing a “V” for “vagina” or “victory”? Maybe “vixen”? “Vapid”? Or “vicious”?

Most certainly not “va va va voom!”


Comment from VPJ
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:36 am

I thought us guys were supposed to look upon women as something more than a object for our sexual gratification. Shows what I know.

However, on second thought, I will say that maybe they’re on to something. I get no sexual gratification looking at this picture whatsoever. Quite the opposite, in fact.


Comment from Mike James
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:41 am

More to the point, vagina or vulva, costume or real, these scrunts are positively in no danger whatsoever of coming into contact with a penis, not even within hailing distance.

I’m serious. Mine keeps crying and trying to close the tab while I’m writing this.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 5, 2012, 12:50 am

@JeffS – LOL, Richard Nixon found out the hard way that, in South America, it’s the same as flipping the bird…


Comment from Tibby
Time: September 5, 2012, 1:12 am

I just keep trying to figure out who’s the twit that said “ooh, ooh, I know! Let’s all dress up as giant vaginas! That’ll show’em!” And what other twits thought it was really a good idea? And then they very craftily put the darn things together. Did they use a pattern? Or it it all free form? So many questions!


Comment from Not Edward Morlock
Time: September 5, 2012, 1:54 am

That was one of the finest and most deliberate uses of profanity e’er to grace the web. I salute you, Stoaty. Armybrat is right. This deserves uptwinkles.

:shock:


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: September 5, 2012, 2:14 am

At the Dems convention in Charlotte I now
hope to see a dialogue with an empty bed
delivered by Clit Greasedgood.


Comment from PatAZ
Time: September 5, 2012, 2:41 am

I think the older feminazi looks a lot like Liz dancing-a-thin-line Warren. Perhaps one of her distant Cherokee relatives.


Comment from FHB
Time: September 5, 2012, 3:26 am

So, in the design of that costume, is their head supposed to be a clit? Those are some floppy, stretched out old… Nevermind.


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 5, 2012, 4:48 am

https://www.larouchepac.com/unsurvivable


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 5, 2012, 4:51 am

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.


Comment from Elphaba
Time: September 5, 2012, 5:12 am

I take back the nice things I said in the past about Corey Booker. He’s thoroughly back on the Democratic plantation. Also, I wish he’d turn the damn volume down. Too shouty.


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Comment from Mike C.
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:16 am

San Francisco pays a visit to Charlotte, NC. I’ll bet the natives are just thrilled to bits…


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:22 am

Oh, now isn’t that a shame. Oceania made a perfectly acceptable funny, and the spam filter ate it.

Does anybody remember who said that first?


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 5, 2012, 10:32 am

Mr Garrison, perhaps?
Or was it Mr Manning?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUq9BBr3bA


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 5, 2012, 10:34 am

Your spam filter was obliviously compiled by a Lesbian.


Comment from onlyme
Time: September 5, 2012, 11:23 am

you could always retort “I have a daughter who my wife chose not to abort just because testing showed she would be born female” to possibly shut the idiots up, but then they are idiots so it may well not work.


Comment from Oceania
Time: September 5, 2012, 11:57 am

Talking of abortions … that’s the rage in Japan at the moment. 67% still birth rate in Fukushima, lesser amounts in Tokyo. The local medical school has let it slip at a recent conference. My gamma gear was going off also in the US. You are getting insane amounts of radiation precipitating.
Curiously, over the last 4 days here in GodZone, the background rate has increased from 0.114 microSieverts per hour to 0.1493 ish INSIDE … outside is another story, but my personal dosimeter records 0.20+ per hour – and climbing … daily.
Northern Hemisphere air is breaking into the Southern Hemisphere. A Fukushima Spring and Summer …

PS: Cascade obviously didn’t make that recent conference – the whinny little bloody vaginal belch that he is.


Comment from steve
Time: September 5, 2012, 2:58 pm

I am kind of surprised that there isn’t a 72 hour Vagina Monologues marathon going on in Charlotte, as a kind of companion event to the DNC.

Vagina Monologues…..I can never read or hear that referenced that I do not conjure up the vernacular title of that “play”…..”Talking Cunts”…..


Comment from nightfly
Time: September 5, 2012, 3:28 pm

Waitaminute… those things around their necks are supposed to be reproductive organs?

Well, *somebody* flunked health class in sixth grade.


Comment from Redd
Time: September 5, 2012, 3:53 pm

Or, it may be a demonstration of cunnilingus gone horribly wrong.


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 5, 2012, 4:00 pm

Waitaminute… those things around their necks are supposed to be reproductive organs?

Nightfly -

I think those women are representations of what are technically referred to as Clitheads


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: September 5, 2012, 4:05 pm

Am I banned yet?
:-)


Comment from Gromulin
Time: September 5, 2012, 5:00 pm

“…walk out?, hell, help me find my keys and we can drive out” Punchline to an old joke.

Somewhat related to the phrase “like throwing a hot dog down a hallway”


Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: September 5, 2012, 5:58 pm

Some Veg,

We should just be able to give them a head-massage and they would go away happy, were the reference true.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: September 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

The women in my life would shoot a would-be rapist right between the eyes, and they don’t engage in incest. (As far as I know.)


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:11 pm

It may just be me, but those Faux Twats look absolutely Lovecraftian to me.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn


Comment from David Gillies
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:39 pm

“Vagina Monologues” is about all you’re likely to get out of these harridans. As in their entire topic of conversation is reductio ad pudendum and you can’t get a word in edgeways. So boring, so one dimensional, and so cliched. Apt, though. Reminds me of a joke a mate of mine favours after a particularly trying day: “Christ! I should have been a gynaecologist! If I have to work with a bunch of cunts all day at least I should get paid for it.”


Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:46 pm

Yeah, Scubafreak, they’re DEEP ONES! (And they make you question your sanity)


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: September 5, 2012, 9:58 pm

Lester – LOL I could do a whole spiel about non-euclidean geometry, but Mark E Rogers already did that in the Samurai Cat comics with the Great K’Chu and Bl’Syu……..


Comment from LesterIII
Time: September 5, 2012, 10:00 pm

I think I live near The Author’s House, Scubafreak. Make a ‘san-check’


Comment from Armybrat
Time: September 6, 2012, 12:47 am

David Gillies- I’d also give the gynecologist line uptwinkles if I could remember/figure out how to do that


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Comment from Patrick in Michigan
Time: September 6, 2012, 3:42 am

I’m so confused.


Comment from Oh Hell
Time: September 6, 2012, 12:28 pm

I am trying to tune out both sides. The are ALL idiots. And it reaffirms my faith that you can’t cure stupid. But at least duct tape would make it quieter…..


Comment from Not Edward Morlock
Time: September 6, 2012, 7:39 pm

Armybrat -

It’s : shock :, without the spaces between the colons and shock.


Comment from jay-dubya
Time: September 7, 2012, 4:57 pm

Is it just me, or does the “lady” on the right look like Squeaky Fromme? Just askin’ :)

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