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Can’t believe you used the K word!
From the pic though, it looks like it fits!

Somewhere last week it was proposed that a bunch of conservative women dress up as BRAINS and protest outside the DNC. Oh, how I would PAY to see that.

Based on their costumes, I think I’ve figured out their problem: these people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

I’d give you the whole up twinkle thing if I could remember how to make that happen

Heh..the old one looks like a trasgendered Donald Rumsfeld in orthopedic Birkenstocks.

I think uptwinkle is coloneekcolon.

😮

No, damn. That’s downtwinkle.

Gromulin – that would be awesome! The ultimate grown-up put down.

Ah! It’s colonshockcolon.

😯

Oh, and I guess government is the thing we all belong to. Did I hear that right?

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I’m choking on the stuff of my un-ambiguity over this. One of the pop-culture sites I visit, had a writer insisting that Ryan would have to pry her BC pills out of her cold dead hands. She was (to be fair) discussing her current state of post-partum depression, but she was also a raging liberal.

I wasn’t aware that Ryan had sworn to personally raid every home (containing a wife, mother, sister, or daughter) and burn all forms of contraception on the pyre of religious conviction.

You’d think liberals would be buying up all the guns in order to protect their reproductive rights.

Grumulin’s idea is Badger Approved!

I’m totally linking this in my next blog. Smiley face.

Does a real feminist sew her own vulva or does she hire it done?

Based on their costumes, I think I’ve figured out their problem: these people don’t know the difference between a vagina and a vulva.

EXACTLY. Vaginas are internal. Pisses me off.

Okay, more than that pisses me off, yeah, so what?

I’m with Stoaty with this one.

Those things are scary as heck.

Maybe, they are prolapsed vaginas which then would be external.

OK, is that lady flashing a “V” for “vagina” or “victory”? Maybe “vixen”? “Vapid”? Or “vicious”?

Most certainly not “va va va voom!”

I thought us guys were supposed to look upon women as something more than a object for our sexual gratification. Shows what I know.

However, on second thought, I will say that maybe they’re on to something. I get no sexual gratification looking at this picture whatsoever. Quite the opposite, in fact.

More to the point, vagina or vulva, costume or real, these scrunts are positively in no danger whatsoever of coming into contact with a penis, not even within hailing distance.

I’m serious. Mine keeps crying and trying to close the tab while I’m writing this.

@JeffS – LOL, Richard Nixon found out the hard way that, in South America, it’s the same as flipping the bird…

I just keep trying to figure out who’s the twit that said “ooh, ooh, I know! Let’s all dress up as giant vaginas! That’ll show’em!” And what other twits thought it was really a good idea? And then they very craftily put the darn things together. Did they use a pattern? Or it it all free form? So many questions!

That was one of the finest and most deliberate uses of profanity e’er to grace the web. I salute you, Stoaty. Armybrat is right. This deserves uptwinkles.

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At the Dems convention in Charlotte I now
hope to see a dialogue with an empty bed
delivered by Clit Greasedgood.

I think the older feminazi looks a lot like Liz dancing-a-thin-line Warren. Perhaps one of her distant Cherokee relatives.

So, in the design of that costume, is their head supposed to be a clit? Those are some floppy, stretched out old… Nevermind.

https://www.larouchepac.com/unsurvivable

Never trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

I take back the nice things I said in the past about Corey Booker. He’s thoroughly back on the Democratic plantation. Also, I wish he’d turn the damn volume down. Too shouty.

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San Francisco pays a visit to Charlotte, NC. I’ll bet the natives are just thrilled to bits…

Oh, now isn’t that a shame. Oceania made a perfectly acceptable funny, and the spam filter ate it.

Does anybody remember who said that first?

Mr Garrison, perhaps?
Or was it Mr Manning?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDUq9BBr3bA

Your spam filter was obliviously compiled by a Lesbian.

you could always retort “I have a daughter who my wife chose not to abort just because testing showed she would be born female” to possibly shut the idiots up, but then they are idiots so it may well not work.

Talking of abortions … that’s the rage in Japan at the moment. 67% still birth rate in Fukushima, lesser amounts in Tokyo. The local medical school has let it slip at a recent conference. My gamma gear was going off also in the US. You are getting insane amounts of radiation precipitating.
Curiously, over the last 4 days here in GodZone, the background rate has increased from 0.114 microSieverts per hour to 0.1493 ish INSIDE … outside is another story, but my personal dosimeter records 0.20+ per hour – and climbing … daily.
Northern Hemisphere air is breaking into the Southern Hemisphere. A Fukushima Spring and Summer …

PS: Cascade obviously didn’t make that recent conference – the whinny little bloody vaginal belch that he is.

I am kind of surprised that there isn’t a 72 hour Vagina Monologues marathon going on in Charlotte, as a kind of companion event to the DNC.

Vagina Monologues…..I can never read or hear that referenced that I do not conjure up the vernacular title of that “play”…..”Talking Cunts”…..

Waitaminute… those things around their necks are supposed to be reproductive organs?

Well, *somebody* flunked health class in sixth grade.

Or, it may be a demonstration of cunnilingus gone horribly wrong.

Waitaminute… those things around their necks are supposed to be reproductive organs?

Nightfly –

I think those women are representations of what are technically referred to as Clitheads

Am I banned yet?

🙂

“…walk out?, hell, help me find my keys and we can drive out” Punchline to an old joke.

Somewhat related to the phrase “like throwing a hot dog down a hallway”

Some Veg,

We should just be able to give them a head-massage and they would go away happy, were the reference true.

The women in my life would shoot a would-be rapist right between the eyes, and they don’t engage in incest. (As far as I know.)

It may just be me, but those Faux Twats look absolutely Lovecraftian to me.

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn

“Vagina Monologues” is about all you’re likely to get out of these harridans. As in their entire topic of conversation is reductio ad pudendum and you can’t get a word in edgeways. So boring, so one dimensional, and so cliched. Apt, though. Reminds me of a joke a mate of mine favours after a particularly trying day: “Christ! I should have been a gynaecologist! If I have to work with a bunch of cunts all day at least I should get paid for it.”

Yeah, Scubafreak, they’re DEEP ONES! (And they make you question your sanity)

Lester – LOL I could do a whole spiel about non-euclidean geometry, but Mark E Rogers already did that in the Samurai Cat comics with the Great K’Chu and Bl’Syu……..

I think I live near The Author’s House, Scubafreak. Make a ‘san-check’

David Gillies- I’d also give the gynecologist line uptwinkles if I could remember/figure out how to do that

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I’m so confused.

I am trying to tune out both sides. The are ALL idiots. And it reaffirms my faith that you can’t cure stupid. But at least duct tape would make it quieter…..

Armybrat –

It’s : shock :, without the spaces between the colons and shock.

Is it just me, or does the “lady” on the right look like Squeaky Fromme? Just askin’ 🙂