sweasel.com

Also, I heard this rumor that girls have cooties.

To be fair, when women start to get, uh, muscular, like what you’d expect during the process of Hulkification, then the line between masculinity and femininity gets blurred somewhat.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/24/49516151_f44947f3eb.jpg

I’m in awe of people who can draw (at least I can rhyme, heh). I would need 6 months of art lessons to draw stick figures.

Only human girls has the cooties… weasel girls has the rabies. NTTAWWT.

Wow. That’s a very scary lady, Gibby.

That’s nothing, Stash. I can hang a spoon off the end of my nose!

Gibby, I refuse to believe that that’s a woman. That’s gotta be a dude in a dress. Otherwise my plain-vanilla, Okie brain is gonna explode.

Bleh – http://celebslam.buzznet.com/madonna-muscles/madonna-muscles-8jpg

Yeah, the more I look at it, the more I reckon it’s – like you say – a guy in a dress.
How about this?

http://www.hantelparty.de/xt/female-bodybuilder.gif

At that point, why even bother with a bra?

The thong/whatever really doesn’t tell much either: from what pictures I’ve seen, the men and women have the same shape there as well. (Which says more about the men than the women.)

Hmmm…nipples the size of dinner plates, maybe?

Okay. There. Now I’ve grossed myself out.

I just really hate drawing women.
You and I could not be any farther apart on this issue.

They’re all squishy and wobbly and boring.
That’s so wrong I don’t even know where to start. Hmmm – I guess I should start by drawing more pictures of women.

Okay, that comes under the heading “Things not to click on in class where everyone behind you can see it and decide that you’re some kind of freak.”

Nah…I believe that beefcake Gibby posted is a woman. I met a gal like that when I was in college, at the local gym. Total ‘roids. It even changed her voice. She was bigger than her ‘roided boyfriend. Every time they pumped they yelled each other’s name….”Bi-i-i-llllll”….”Ji-i-i-llll”. Major freaks. It was hard not to stare. Didn’t want my head to be stuffed in their armpits to be cracked like a walnut.

A guy in a dress – OR – a woman who takes male hormones, stealing them directly from men.

Larry Miller (comedian) had this to say about bodybuilding men: They can make every muscle in their body larger… except one… and that now looks smaller by comparison. Me, I’m skinny and scrawny, but they all say “Whatta man!”

That *might* be a lady weasel, and I’m only guessing because the “evil eye” looks pretty wicked.

PnB, I will NEVER get that picture out of my head. The “head stuffed in their armpits to be cracked like a walnut” picture, sure. But mostly “BILLLLLL!” and “JILLLLLL!”

Did they yell their own names, or did Bill yell “Jill!” and vice versa.

I read that when such built-up people get old and stop exercising to maintain their toneness (?), all that muscle turns to fat or summink.

GM: I never browse the blogs and whatnot when I’m in class (the rare occasions when I bring a computer). I’m too scared I’ll be discovered.

True story: in my accounting class, we had one person in our group who was sublimely abominable. She can make any of us (the rest of the group) rant and rave for hours (and we have) to anyone (and we have) about her. One thing that offended me, really, is when we’d be gathered as a group during or right after class (that’s the only time she could meet with us – that, and the reasons why, is a whole other issue that bothered us tremendously) and she’d be surfing the ‘Net, checking her Hotmail account, and other personal Internet stuff. She’d zone us (and even the instructor when he’d come to advise us on our project) out. Then when we’d tell her what was discussed or decided, she was always, “I don’t remember that.” Wicked witch. (No offense to Wiccans.)

SW: Matt Damon! (Teeheehee. TA: WP was wonderful.)

Yeah, have you seen those recentish pictures of Ahhnuld poolside? It’s almost sad what’s happened to The Austrian Oak.

http://dontvisitthis.com/wp-content/rapist-search-news.jpg

I’ve given up trying to look for pictures of female bodybuilders that don’t look like men wearing wigs and women’s clothes.

Team America: officially my favorite movie. And I didn’t like it the first time through (it really is a wicked slap in all directions).

I think what actually happens, Musli, is that people who have been burning off 4,000 calories a day don’t know how to live on 2,100.

Though, really, when they’re not pumped, bodybuilders actually look kind of lumpy and fat anyway.

Gibby, he really is a surprisingly small guy when you meet him in person (we go to the same church when he’s in town). I don’t know if it’s because his films make him out to be larger than life, or if he’s actually shrinking.

Also, Maria is scary. She often has a claw-like grip on one of the kids when they go up to receive the Eucharist. It always makes me shudder.

Musli, it’s the ones who shop for underwear in class that kill me.

His wiki blurb says he’s 6’1.5″
He visits Oklahoma a lot?

Did they yell their own names, or did Bill yell “Jill!” and vice versa.

Heh. No, they yelled each other’s names. They spotted for each other. In front of the mirrors, of course.

Hahaha…oh, shit. I just posted a reply for this thread on a thread at Ace’s. God, I hate Mondays. What I said was:

I’ve got that cruel, saggy-titted tabloid shot of Arnold on my hard drive at home. I’ll spook it up when I get there…errrr…after I finish my stupid taxes, which I haven’t.

Gibby, I live in L.A. now. And I’m pretty sure he’s shorter than me (6 ft.), though I’ve never stood right next to him.

I’ve given up trying to look for pictures of female bodybuilders that don’t look like men wearing wigs and women’s clothes.

Google the body builder, Rachel McLish. My scrawny self and fellow dorm mate went to pump iron because we were impressed with what lifting weights, without roids, did for her. While not pumped for show, she kept her curves.

You’re thinking there’s NO WAY that’s a lady weasel.

It could be a lady if’n she is just pissed cause someone threatened her pups or if’n she just listened to one of the presidential candidates open their mouths.
On the other hand, if she is ready to rumble at the local bar over an imagined slight, then ‘lady’, not. Redneck, pirate hooker, sure.

Time is cruel, my pretend internet friends:

But I find it helps if you didn’t look all that great when you were younger.

It’s skin that’s the problem. Creatures with fur never look anything like as bad as that. An ancient cat still looks cool.

I don’t know. Some animals are pretty repulsive.

Musli, it’s the ones who shop for underwear in class that kill me.

Well…depending on the person’s build and what type of underwear the person’s looking for, that might not be all that bad. Excellent way to pick someone up, too: “Y’know I think that’ll look great on you. Wanna model it and I’ll score?” (Double entendre intended.)

Some animals are pretty repulsive.

Yeah, it is pretty gross when you have to hold the feed bucket for your significant other. Since this appalling display of table manners has been photographically documented, then the green house solution will be best.

(actually, I find the picture quite cute…fur pantaloons! Neener neener, Uncle B wears pantaloons.)

I know this has nothing to do with anything else discussed today, but look at this:

Jones Soda and LOLCats are in partnership.

Story is on MSN and on LOLcats, too I understand.

I have really cute pic of a kitty and my chihuahua that I’ve not put on the site. Mebbe I will now.

Oh my gosh, Princess B! I’ve just laid in a stock of Jones Soda, but I suspect I’m the only person in Rhode Island buying that swill, so my bottles are probably pretty old.

Yes. That’s right. I just confessed to drinking pretentious hippie soda.

I believe you can always send photos right to Jones.

Heh. I just realized I kept the cap from the Jones Rootbeer I drank on Saturday. The fortune printed inside is:

This time is suitable for long-range plans and goals

I’m not usually superstitious, but I’m kind of clutching at straws here.

Also, I really HATE rootbeer. It’s one of those things (honey is another) that I really think I ought to like, but I just don’t. Doesn’t keep me from trying it periodically, though.

There! Taxes are done! Hooray for TurboTax! (Even though I paid them a swinging amount to e-file for me and I don’t get that big a refund).

If Her Stoatliness drinks it, I might have to check it out.

They have a few sugar-free flavors. Hope they don’t give one the runs or makes one constipated. Hope our local Jewel has it.

I want sugar-free not because some say it’s healthy (0 carbs) but because I don’t want to have to shoot up just to drink something. (Only exception to “I don’t want to have to shoot up for a drink” rule is milkshakes, which I’m slowly classifying as “dessert” from “drink”. I haven’t had a milkshake in months if not years.)

Their diet sodas are made with Splenda; their regular sodas with cane sugar. They’re probably not worth what they cost (I think it’s $1.35 a bottle or ten for ten bucks at my local shoppery), but they’re better than average. I keep them on hand for a treat.

Not all the flavors come in a sugar free form. Of those that do, I recommend black cherry.

I want it on the record that I don’t always eat out of buckets.

Dustbins are good, too. You’d be amazed what people throw away.

After paying 3-3.50/ish for a bottle of pop in Aus, 1.35 doesn’t sound all that bad. Especially considering I cannot stand the taste of soda w/ HFCS in it anymore. Bleh!

I’ve convinced myself I can taste HFCS. I don’t know if that’s for reals or if I have my head up my ass, but I go out of my way to avoid the stuff.

I’m the same with Aspartame.

Hmmph.

I was going to say it doesn’t make much difference with weasels, but the truth of the matter is, I just really hate drawing women.

Seriously. They’re all squishy and wobbly and boring.

I just don’t know how you can say that, when my all time fav-o-rite weasel graphic is right over there>>>>>

And I don’t think the gender is in much doubt either.

Has anybody seen any Izzee’s on the East Coast? Great flavors, and no sweeteners at all so you don’t get that ‘saccharin’ mouth blast…

(And they might be squishy and wobbly, but not BORING!)

It’s one of those things (honey is another) that I really think I ought to like, but I just don’t.

How can you not like honey? It’s full of bee vomitey goodness.

I drink a hearty tankard of yeast pee every night; who am I to judge?

Weaz – that yeast pee remark put a mouthful of coffee on the motel room wall behind the desk my laptop is sitting on. Missed the laptop keyboard completely, though!

Forged Rite – don’t forget the occasional bee part or bug appendage in that honey. It’s chock full if bee-part protein!

I once made the mistake of looking at raw honey under a microscope. If you love honey – don’t.

Ooooh! McGoo found a motel with wifi.

Ooooh! McGoo found a motel with wifi.

…and without a pr0n channel.

Are you saying that honey is full of bee cocks? Good thing I don’t like it. Wait till I tell that tubby bastard Winnie the Pooh about this.

“O, it’s in I hum,
And out I hum,
And in and out I’m humming.
Bum-tiddly-bum, tiddly-bum-bum-bum–
Sweet Christopher Robin, I’m coming!”

/When NatLamp was good

jwpaine: killing threads since 1991.

Heh. I remember when NatLamp was good. I had a subscription in ’72.

I was twelve. Somebody wasn’t really minding the store there, mmmm?

Man, it was funny back then. I didn’t have a subscription, but I bought every issue at the 7-11 near my apartment. Jessica Christ, Trots & Bonnie, Surprise Posters, Letters From The Editor–it was all good.

Buy this magazine or we’ll shoot this dog.

I am the Queen of England.
I am the Queen of France.
And if you don’t believe me
I’ll punch you in the pants.

I’ve posted before about M.K. Brown, who did a lot of strips in that era (remember True Western Romance?). She’s my fav.

Good you don’t patronize honey.

Islamist extremists used to control the Middle East honey industry, using it to smuggle weapons and people, to earn money, to launder money, and do other naughty stuff. Don’t know if they still do…wouldn’t be surprised if they still control it.

One of the best soft drinks I have ever tested will put Jones’ stuff to shame. Try http://www.drinkstewarts.com/ Their Orange and Cream is to die for.

Tested? You’re a professional soda tester?

Oh, wait…tasted? Sorry. I wasn’t being a smartass. I thought we had a real live food scientist on board and I was all excited.

Boo.

Oops. I meant tasted. I wrote tested. I don’t always mean what I write unless i actually manage to write what I mean.

It’s a keyboard interface issue.

And I could only wish to be a professional soda tester/taster. Unfortunately, I have to monitor 230 excruciatingly boring servers on the midnight shift. Yuck.

A boring server is a GOOD server.

I missed the Natlamp references. I loved it back in the early Seventies!

*photo of floating Volkswagen*

caption:

“If Ted Kennedy had driven a Volkswagen to Chappaquiddick, he’d be President today!”