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Jerry Sandusky

George McGovern!

Maggie Thatcher!

George McGovern

George McGovern

George McGovern

Edit: Wow that was a lot of George Picks right off the bat.

Okay, since I can’t have George, I’ll take Zsa Zsa Gabor!

still waiting on my gal Nancy Reagan to win me some dick!

Fidel, FTW!

Fidel Castro!

DOH!
Fidel Castro.

Dang, you guys are fast. George is taken so I’ll go with my usual: David Rockefeller.

Phew…in by seconds! Sorry guys.

Just thought I’d throw things off since everyone was expecting the first take to be McGovern or Castro!

Damn! Bashir Assad.

Bonnie Franklin.

Geeze, some people serious for dick!

crap and double crap —-
ok — my standby – Billy Graham and if he’s picked already then Pat Summerall.

Double DOH!
Architect Oscar Niemeyer.

Damn those meetings!

I missed the low hanging fruit, George McGovern and Fidel….

I guess I’ll pick Nelson Mandela.

One less socialist….

I am going with Muhammad ALI once again!

George! Soros! Clutching his chest watching election returns on MSNBC.

Jimmy Carter!

DIE, Carter, DIE!

The Obama Presidency!

Back with Eli Wallach.

Comment from Pablo
Time: October 19, 2012, 6:14 pm

The Obama Presidency!

Stupendous recovery. Golf clap. VERY enthusiastic golf clap.

B.B. King *whimper*

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Barbara Streisand. The woman looks like a manatee with glasses and her heart won’t survive Election Day.

Nancy Pelosi… in the House… with a Botox Needle

John Paul Stevens, by the ghost of Thomas Jefferson

George Beverly Shea

Dan Rather

Prince Harry

Fred Phelps

Pete Seeger.

Too late for Sylvia Crystal, so back to Irwin Corey.

HRH Prince Philip.

Kirk Douglas FTD

Had to go help haul a set a baby furniture for a pending new arrival two generations down and missed out on Fidel and Obama [I count his presidency as gone if he is gone, you beat me Pablo.] So how about Candy Crowley, from a mode of death appropriate to the movie Willy Wonka; because she cheated so clumsily that it drew attention to the very thing she was trying to cover up for Obama? The last shred of CNN’s credibility already died from that performance.

Subotai Bahadur

betty white…. finally

Harry Reid

That’s it!

Fidel has snuffed it….

World’s record?

He’s not dead yet! Isn’t he in a vegetative state?

Steve seems to have inside knowledge of this dying thing Buddha.

But just in case and because I can I’ll take the American, traitor, bitch.

No, not THAT one, the original: Jane Fonda

Man, I hope not (yet). If brain death counted, we wouldn’t be able to choose half the people on this list in the first place.

Does that mean they have to water him twice a day?

Bob Barker once again…..

Keith Richards

Crap man….between Zsa-Zsa, George and Fidel…….

why bother….but just in case……

Jesse Jackson Jr……..but not from falling off a chariot. well maybe, if he believes it, let it be so.

I gave Fidel a shot (too late), but I still had the nagging feeling that his death could hinge on government publicity. Could wind up as another L. Ron Hubbard thingy. I seem to remember the Scientologists not giving up the ghost (to the IRS?) for like 5 years. Like the Monty Python parrot skit.

Larry Hagman, he’s running on spare parts.

Mugabe, via spirochete-hell fresh from Holmby Hills. Or maybe leprosy; perhaps I’ll send him an armadillo. Whatever gets it done and gets the spotted dick in transit.

Dick Van Dyke

Well, poop – Some Veg scooped my usual again…hesitate an’ be too late, I guess.

Just in case “vegetation” doesn’t proceed too quickly, I’ll go for Larry King for this round (Dayyum, dude, all that multi-ex-wife wear ‘n tear’s gotta do the trick sometime, right?…guy’s probably been croaked for the last year or two, but just too busy to realize it yet, or something…).

No, mojo – as I understand “vegetative” for more-or-less-humans, if they just keep an I.V. running and don’t bother with catheterization, the ol’ ex-seegar-chomper’ll keep hisownself “watered” a-plenty. Nothing that a few hours of not-breathing can’t fix up, though.

Somebody’d better grab off Hugo, just to be on the safe side – the Venezuelans might get lucky real suddenly, who knows.

Everybody keep a close eye on Steve, though – he’s apparently got an inside track on The Dark Camel, so maybe “Vegetative State” is already code for “We Gotta Plant ‘Im Soon, We’re Outta Ice And This IS A Subtropical Island.”

As they were wont to say in W.W.II on occasion, The Whole World Wonders…

Curse you Bigsmarthuman!! Damn don’t you people have jobs?

I’ll change my pick to Abe Vigoda. I just saw a photo of him and it literally made my skin crawl.

William Shatner

Hanoi Jane Fonda for the dick.

Great white whale Michael Moore.

His death would be a golden opportunity for reviving the lost art of flensing.

Still waiting for Hillary Clinton to disapear mysteriously. It would make POTUS and Billy Jeff happy.

Hugo the swollen hemorrhoid Chay-vezz, grease-ball 3rd world dictator and all around unrepentant shit-head. Take Jesse Jackson Sr and Jr with ya when you go,

that is all…

Geeze, what time do you people get out of work? Desmond Tutu, because the world will be a better place with one less sanctimonious socialist.

Chuck Berry

harry belafonte

I totally forgot about the pool, and I was going to pick a gimme like Fidel.

I’ll for a wild card and take Dr. Ruth Westheimer. She’s around 115, right?

Henry Heimlich

Clint Eastwood.

Jerry Lewis.

David Axelrod. In a fiery crash. Or a stroke. Or whatever.

Took and nap and totally missed my pick of Larry King. So David Letterman. Never liked him and still don’t.

Lawrence “Cocksucker” O’Donnell, why couldn’t he have died before Cathy Seipp?

Lee Iacocca (thought he was already worm food) anyway, since he’s a life long Dem and just endorsed Romney somebody’s gonna run him over in a K Car.

Rep. Waxman. He’s not going to react well to the new boss…

Mew

Bob Shane, last remaining founding member of the Kingston Trio.

Okay – I just woke up and I see that all the low hanging fruit has been picked already. Damn.

Just to change it up: Imelda Marcos, she of shoe museum fame and currently a congresswoman. Yeah, I was surprised when I found out she was still alive AND that people would actually vote for her.

Will we make it to Sunday? Fidel and George are fading fast.

Good grief. Here I was all prepped to zoom in on my pick early because I was sure he’d go fast.

Then I completely forget about the pool, show up eight hours late…

And I still get Hugo Chavez! Yay!

For the record, Obama is still available. My official pick is Assad and I was just being a happy wiseass about his impending electoral doom.

Sorry, Rich – ‘sandman will resist’ beat you to Hugo.

Stoopid work: I was all set to pop in right at 6:00 pm WBT with a George McGovern pick. I made a note in my planner and blocked out time in my Outlook calendar and everything. Three minutes to WBT, the CFO calls me in to a conference room to “review the third quarter numbers and the fourth quarter projections”.

I’ll go with Rosalynn Carter (again), although I’m sure that George McGovern or Fidel Castro will boot it in the next ten days.

Since Fidel is probably already dead (or will be dead by Monday), we should start a side bet: How long after he actually dies until Cuba officially admits that he’s dead?

I say 6 months, so 19 April 2013 is my pick

Bill Clinton, under a… bus.

I came to scan the latest picks and notices that this is the 40th dead pool already.

Unbidden, the following little ditty popped into my ear and I can’t get rid of it, so I thought I’d foisting off on all of you:

(With appologies to Tennessee Earnie Ford- did he play the banjo too?)

Ya unload forty dicks and what do ya get?
Another day older and deeper in debt

I love ya America but I can’t stay
I got a blog to run and dick to pay

Sigh, the lonely life of some vegetables, and the things we do for amusement
🙂

Sheesh, forget to check in on the dead pool and whadda ya get? None of the good picks fur dicks,that’s fur shur. So, anywho, I’ll go with Mary Tyler Moore, coz last time I saw her she looked mummified already anyway.

Hugh Hefner – he’ll take one too many viagras.

Re: death of Fidel. How about a Christmas surprise?

Haskell Wexler — RIP (in advance).

Dick Cheney, although even after he dies, his old heart can still kick Chuck Norris’s ass.

Damn. I did a search, because I couldn’t believe it. Somehow I missed it. Though sandman made it tricky by play-spelling Chavez.

Well, Fidel is not actually dead yet. He could linger for months, or even years. Ariel Sharon had two strokes in 2005-2006, and has been unconscious ever since, but nominally alive.

So I must pick again.

Ariel Sharon, then. Maybe he’ll set Fidel a good example.

Chris Mathews of over tingulation perhaps……..

Gwyneth Paltrow because she is evil.

(and, as always, my mother-in-law – in order to decrease the disturbance in the force)

Will this spawn a Rule 9?

“The time of death for communist dictators shall be the official politburo announcement, 10-14 days after the decedent has assumed room temperature, and begun sucking the barbed cock of Satan for all eternity.”

On a disturbing personal note, I did m’self some damage Tuesday afternoon. Opened three arteries on my left (fret) hand and wound up in 4 1/2 hours of surgery. I wish no one personal ill but seeing some of the turd hooks on this list limp off this mortal coil would improve my week greatly.

I’ve given blood and sweat…these turds can provide the tears…Like King Putt Obama says…”It’s only fair…”

And here’s wishing a wasting disease on Larry Flynt.

Man, I gotta quit fapping because I always am late to the picks. So I will go with Luise Ranier, the oldest living Academy Award winner, 102 years young.

James Earl Jones – Darth Vader must die

Christopher Lee – Because Dracula must live.
*Is living dead actually dead.

McGovern is Dead.

Laughing Buddha gets a DICK.

Well, made it to Sunday. Gotta wait another week for a pool.

George McGovern has passed:
http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/21/former-presidential-nominee-george-mcgovern-dies-at-0/

All hail Laughing Buddha!

annnnnnnd…done!

Laughing Buddha – good on ya mate

Congrats to Laughing Buddha. You’ll have to stop laughing to eat Stoaty’s prize! (I just couldn’t write it out.)

This is one of the happiest days of my life 😀

Sure took him a long time to die from the shame of losing to Richard Nixon.

The Castro crisis (narrowly avoided by George’s noble diplomatic action) does call for implentation of Gromulin’s “Rule 9” proposed above. Dictator’s ain’t dead till their government officially admits it. We’ve had close calls with Kim Ill Whatever of the Best Korea, Assad of Syria after the bombing, and now Fidel. I don’t think we can limit it to strictly Commie governments as I see it coming up with Hugo in (sigh, I hate not having spell check on the Nook!) Venezuela(?) and any number of countries in Africa or the Middling East.

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/10/21/former-presidential-nominee-george-mcgovern-dies-at-0/

Wonder what kind of debriefing McGovern is getting …

Mew

I am not completely convinced that Castro is not dead.

I did that whole Scanners thing on Fidel….got him to bust a vein, at first, and I think I eventually blew up his entire head….

Castro’s head exploding is still a tightly held secret in Cuba…

Still, congrats to Laughing Buddha on joining the legion of the spotted dick.

BBC is reporting that Castro just appeared in public. Admittedly, the said nothing about his head.

I feel like Maxwell Smart. Missed it by THAT much!

George McGovern.

Am I too late?

Olivia de Havilland!

Stark: Yes, and so is he! 😉

Damn. Once again the contest is over before it barely got started: Stoaty’s out another dose of dick.

I still think a little Paypal link on the site would solve all sorts of problems: for one thing, I could express my inexpressible gratitude (in the only way I can) for the sites continued existence and the excellence of its content. Helping defray dick-shipping fees would simply be … um … icing on the cake.

Another formally famous South Dakotan by the name of Russell Means has also just died. Deaths usually come in threes so… Tom Daschle please pick up the white courtesy phone.

Second Steamboat’s PayPal suggestion.
Dollars for Dicks.
Congrats to Laughing Buddha! (fastest on the keyboard with his entry)

You could award dik-diks instead.

Can’t imagine what the ship-ship costs for a dik-dik would be.

An obvious way to offset the Dead Pool Dicks on the Badger House exchequer is to buy something from Stoaty’s store. So I did, but it sure was hard choosing between Guards—Release the Weasel, and Zombie Reagan. Soon the Husband and I will be drinking our fresh ground morning Kona in WEASEL mugs.

Hooray! I can’t wait 🙂

Heh heh. Awesome. Thank you, Deborah.

But I’d hate anyone to feel obliged. It would take the fun out of it. I used to play cards in youth, and it was no fun if we didn’t play for money — even if it’s just pennies.

McGoo, there’s something that’s always bothered me about the tip jar concept. Can’t put my finger on it. It comes from having hit other people’s tip jars (back when I had a job, obviously). It was an oddly unsatisfactory customer experience, you know what I mean?

That’s right, Bob. I’m totally going to mail you a tiny antelope. You go wait next to the mailbox right now, ‘K?

(stares at clock) Is it Friday yet?

@Comment from Mija Cat

What she said!!

I understand your position perfectly and support it unconditionally, M’lady. But I can still wish….

I hope that tiny little antelope is housebroken…..

I’ve never won, you can’t fool me.

I just thought you might need a new hobby.

Anyhow, with all the Brits at U of O, my local Albertson’s carries two kinds of spotted dick. So if I ever DO win, please use dick to brighten the day of a child.

@RealMc … I’m a Chicago alley tomcat. And it’s still not Friday!

Mickey Rooney

@16920502, you’re either too early or too late … Laughing Buddha took the dick with George McGovern. Wait. That came out wrong.

Oh bother. Is it Friday yet?!?!

Mew

Congrats to Nanny I, this round’s winner of dick!

Comment from Nanny 1
Time: October 19, 2012, 8:39 pm

Larry Hagman, he’s running on spare parts.

The obit: http://lat.ms/QgPrWF