Now is *not* the time for Snarky Weasel!
Yeah, I know, everyone would probably appreciate a break from all the storm coverage, but I ain’t going to be the one to provide it. Hurricane Sandy looks like an epically evil fucker, and I’m going to close my eyes, hold my breath and wait for it to go by.
Metaphorically, of course. After major storms, we often get winds a week later, but Sandy will mostly blow itself out by Montreal. Though my dad told me yesterday, they’re expecting dangerously high winds in Nashville, a thousand miles inland.
Stay safe, peoples in the path! Charge your Kindles and your phones now, eat the icecream first and don’t drink too much!