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Because he asked nicely (and because I couldn’t think of anything else to post today), I did the Barack Obama/Valerie Jarrett mashup for reader Caliban. And it’s giving me the willies. Please make it stop looking at me.

Spitting image of an old friend of mine from art school. Yeah, he looked like a drag artist, too.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:39 pm

Perfect!!! Can’t wait for that bitch to be gone.

Comment from dissent555
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:39 pm

That which has been seen cannot be unseen.


Comment from Clifford Skridlow
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:40 pm

I just spit up on the keyboard. eewwww. . .

Comment from JeffS
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:51 pm

Shouldn’t the backdrop be the Golden Gate Bridge?

Comment from Nina
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:59 pm

Ugh. There goes the lovely salad I just ate, thanks, Stoaty!

Comment from Laughing Buddha
Time: November 2, 2012, 12:32 am

mmmm. Creepy. Good one!

Comment from little, little
Time: November 2, 2012, 12:39 am

That image is an encapsulation of everything that is wrong with our process of selecting leaders that stand up for core American values. They seek to destroy core American values.

Comment from Deborah
Time: November 2, 2012, 12:52 am

Brrr is right.
Just a few more days.

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: November 2, 2012, 1:11 am

Comment from JeffS
Time: November 1, 2012, 11:51 pm

I can’t decide if the appropriate background should be Barad-dûr or the inside of one of the spaceships on “V”, or a combination of the two. *Shudder*

Subotai Bahadur

Comment from Feynmangroupie
Time: November 2, 2012, 1:21 am


Now I will be waiting with bated breath for Jarrett to unhinge her jaw and devour her puppet-president, so that she can birth an army of lizard-people who will force universal health care and blue energy on us. All for the tiny price of total capitulation, and 1/10th of our child population every 10 yrs. Oh wait, I’m mixing my V and my Torchwood.

Comment from MauserMedic
Time: November 2, 2012, 1:41 am

Does anyone else see Carrot Top in blackface when the look at this?

Comment from EZnSF
Time: November 2, 2012, 1:43 am

Zombie King!



Comment from Davem123
Time: November 2, 2012, 2:27 am

I’m picking up on some kind of horrible Human/Other DNA blending. Maybe broccoli, or gecko? Nasty, whatever it is. Just the kind of creature that would abandon it’s own ambassador to an assault by evil forces.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: November 2, 2012, 3:14 am

That is soooo nasty! I like it.

Great work, Stoaty!

BTW: I’m hoping you’ll show us your rubber ducky soon!

That didn’t come out right.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: November 2, 2012, 5:35 am

That is a deeply disturbing image at many levels.

Comment from currently
Time: November 2, 2012, 8:31 am


I’m going to have to go to sleep with that picture in my brain.


And it’s your fault. (Actually, it’s my fault – I didn’t have to visit this blog and view such a disturbing pic).

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 2, 2012, 11:04 am

Hi there! This is kind of off topic but I need some help from an established blog. Is it tough to set up your own blog? I’m not very techincal but I can figure things out pretty quick. I’m thinking about setting up my own but I’m not sure where to begin. Do you have any tips or suggestions? Thanks

This was from The Internet. You’d think The Internet would know these things, wouldn’t you?

Comment from jay-dubya
Time: November 2, 2012, 11:57 am


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Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: November 2, 2012, 2:37 pm

It reminds me, unpleasantly, of that powerful being in the second-season ST:TNG episode, the one that kept playing with them and changing the rules on them. At last it showed its face on the bridge screen, looking semi-human. It told Picard and the others, “I’ve gone to the trouble to make myself look like you” (??!!??).

Comment from mojo
Time: November 2, 2012, 2:53 pm

MAW! Git mah shotgun! It’s them aleens agin!…

Comment from Tibby
Time: November 2, 2012, 5:05 pm

That is the creepiest thing I’ve seen lately. I hope not to see it again.

Comment from rustbucket
Time: November 2, 2012, 6:55 pm

McGoo!!! Glad to see you’re still kickin’. Miss ya ol buddy!

Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: November 2, 2012, 6:56 pm

I concur! Have a lovely weekend all!

Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: November 2, 2012, 8:08 pm

Another week without a dead pool? That Fidel just doesn’t know when to give up.

Comment from skwilli
Time: November 2, 2012, 8:39 pm

That is the creepiest thing I’ve seen in quite a while. 4 more days…

Comment from Oceania
Time: November 2, 2012, 9:15 pm

SSweasle should know better than to adore puppies! lol!

Comment from Oceania
Time: November 2, 2012, 9:17 pm

Besides, I’m perfectly articulate in the way of things, unlike our Shylock Jew Prime Minister!

“Prime Minister John Key has described soccer star David Beckham as being as thick as batshit, Radio New Zealand reported.”


Comment from Oceania
Time: November 2, 2012, 11:45 pm

In the mean time – there appears to be a hot list of Paedo-Perverts in Sweasles Home!


Comment from Randy Rager
Time: November 3, 2012, 3:53 am

Oceania. Dudette. Stop being such an attention whore. No matter what anyone says, your mother really does love you.

She just doesn’t love you as much as crack cocaine.

Comment from Oceania
Time: November 3, 2012, 5:02 am

I was found at the bottom of the garden …

Comment from Oh Hell
Time: November 3, 2012, 12:41 pm

Borg creepy…Get the shotgun. Ewwwwwww.

Comment from going anonymouse
Time: November 3, 2012, 11:06 pm

Commenting anonymously but this FREAKED me out because it looks almost spitting image of a former boss who harassed/assaulted me long ago. Now I have to make sure I’m not reading too much into that and my reaction, but I still ain’t voting for they guy. yechh!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 3, 2012, 11:23 pm

Eesh. Sorry about that. It’s a weirdly disturbing image even without a backstory.

Comment from tinman
Time: November 4, 2012, 8:21 am

For some reason he looks almost … Vulcan. But not the good kind, the alternate universe twisted variety.

Comment from Easy
Time: November 5, 2012, 8:26 pm

>>>>or the inside of one of the spaceships on “V”<<<<

My first impression.

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