Pretty princess pukes plenty
You’ve probably heard Princess Kate has a royal bun in the oven. We’ve heard little else. Man, I thought news from America was annoying lately. Yesterday, we had reporters giving hourly updates — not kidding — standing outside the hospital where she’s been taken for “extreme morning sickness.”
Which means Her Royal Highness is puking her guts out, I guess. I wonder if the toilet has a coat of arms. I wonder if princesses puke rainbows. I wonder if she has a Lady in charge of Holding the Royal Hair Back.
I’ll probably get deported for this.