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Dead Pool, Comin’ Atcha

Well, I’ll be damned. Somebody had Oscar Niemeyer. AltBBrown, in fact. First pick of the thread, in fact.

You didn’t conk that nice old man off, didja now, AltB? <squints menacingly>

Well. Fine. Back here then. Tomorrow, Friday, 6pm WBT.

Dead Pool Round 43!

Comments


Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 7, 2012, 1:26 am

This place is infested with dick hoarders. The 1% we might call them. In the spirit of the recent election, I say we all cut off their dicks. Interpret that last sentence as you wish.


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: December 7, 2012, 1:42 am

I guess nobody had Brubeck, what a bummer :(


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 2:04 am

congrats AltB…is that 3 dicks now? Please pick Obama next.


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 7, 2012, 4:31 am

Oscar Niemeyer should have not been eligible for winning.

I read that in some precincts he gathered 116% of votes.

And wasn’t there a rule that Dame Stoat had to be aware of his existence prior to shuffling off this mortal coil?

AltBBrown’s fame has roughly the same merit that Obangwa’s nobel peace prize. I know that times are tough and AltBBrown is scrounging for dicks any way they come, and foraging for poorly guarded dicks in low light conditions but come on!


Comment from p2
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:56 am

Isn’t the title Celebrity Dead Pool? And by definition, isn’t a celebrity someone who is known to more than a handful of people living on the High Street in Staines?
Who the hell was Oscar Niemeyer????


Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:58 am

He made Hot Dogs. The Weinermobile? Bueller? Duh!


Comment from Redd
Time: December 7, 2012, 8:21 am

He was a dirty dirty commie.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 7, 2012, 12:36 pm

Eh. Remember I’m a professional artard. I knew Neimeyer.


Comment from Oceania
Time: December 7, 2012, 12:53 pm

Scube – can you please correct Omicron on that child porn site?
It was not Sarin – but Soman that the US funded Rabbit Killers used on the video recently.
The Soman came from US stockpiles.
Stock up on your Pralidoxime chloride


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 2:59 pm

“What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women.”
Those of us in the in the elite cognescenti are familiar with Niemeyer’s work, e.g., the Amish bridges in Lancaster Co., PA.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 3:01 pm

Fritz,
Actually, the 2nd. Missed one.


Comment from orabidoo
Time: December 7, 2012, 3:16 pm

Niedermeyer could’t quite hack Amish barns, but somehow weaseled his way into covered bridges?? I have more celebrity in my terrier!..

And a dirty commie rat indeed


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 4:32 pm

So I guess that means his collaboration with Le Corbusier on the U.N. building wasn’t an Amish project either??
Damn. He musta been a commie, then!


Comment from p3
Time: December 7, 2012, 4:33 pm

Oh, never mind, I found him.
Oberhauptmann Oscar Niemeyer was in charge of Sonderabteilungkommando in the Kharkov region in 1943.


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 5:28 pm

AltB,

ahhh, yes, just 2. AND HALF OF THAT FIRST ONE WAS MINE WHEN YOU POACHED SUN MYUNG MOON…(I still like saying that name real fast)


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:09 pm

Waiting, waiting, waiting.


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:09 pm

It’s time damnit!!


Comment from unkawill
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:12 pm

clock broke?


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:12 pm

somebody’s already hitting the Friday happy juice….helloooo out there.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:12 pm

Eaaaasy, Mrs Compton. Sweasel’s havin’ a moment(week)…


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:14 pm

I know you have a life Ms. Weasel but some of us don’t…


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:15 pm

But I need to go down for my nap!!!


Comment from mojo
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:36 pm

We wuz ROBBED!


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:40 pm

I seem to remember a Moon specter traded for a Specter specter…


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:43 pm

The absent-minded, easily distracted and somewhat neurotic Stoat might have been snatched up by a peregrine falcon.
Or snores on the haybale next to an old sheep pen.


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:44 pm

Damn your memory…


Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:46 pm

Hmmmmm…. Automated systems failure. time to DRINK!


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:50 pm

I’m putting in Maggie Thatcher cause I had dental work today, it hurts like hell, I need to go down a few, which I think the Stoat and Badger are doing on our time!!


Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 7, 2012, 6:55 pm

Mrs C, get some clove oil, Tequila, and a nice .45 (1911 style is preferrable). Clove oil on the toothwork that hurts, Tequila for the belly and mind, and the .45 is for anyone foolish enough to provoke your wrath in your currently worked up state.

CHILL! This is FUN!


Comment from Hutch
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:00 pm

Isn’t it 6pm WBT yet?


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:04 pm

Maybe it’s that neato and efficient wind generated energy that they spent a gazillion pounds on. Time to start the coal trains…


Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:04 pm

My theory is that Stoaty *believes* #43 is supposed to auto-post, but technology has reared it’s fickle head, and spat flying monkeys out it’s ass.


Comment from thefritz
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:04 pm

I’m sure there is a perfectly good explanation for this that involves alien abduction, tattoos and talking monkeys.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:09 pm

Geez! Sorry! Don’t know how that happened!


Comment from Sporadic Small Arms Fire
Time: December 7, 2012, 7:16 pm

Why don’t we just accept the most plausible scenario:
The Stoat intercepts an intriguing musky whiff and pounces to investigate. Why, in the weedy secluded section of the ditch the two muscular, prime-pelt minks are actively procreating.
Oh, well


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: December 8, 2012, 12:58 am

Lester, thanks for the ideas, I had a crown prepped today and boy was it a doosy. I’m all swollen up like a chipmunk and the pain is pretty bad. A nice nap with extra pain meds helped but I still feels like the shiz.


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: December 10, 2012, 2:47 pm

Olivia de Havilland!

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