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Round 46: man, that’s a lot of dicks!


Davem123 wins dick with…some…guy. Honestly, you people and your sports thingies. You’re the reason I could never win at Trivial Pursuits.

Okay, let’s hope this next round has some traction, because I’m, like, five dicks behind at this point.

Ready?

Okay then!

0. Rule Zero (AKA Steve’s Rule): your pick has to be living when picked. Also, nobody whose execution date is circled on the calendar. Also, please don’t kill anybody.

1. Pick a celebrity. Any celebrity — though I reserve the right to nix picks I never heard of (I don’t generally follow the Dead Pool threads carefully, so if you’re unsure of your pick, call it to my attention).

2. We start from scratch every time. No matter who you had last time, or who you may have called between rounds, you have to turn up on this very thread and stake your claim.

3. Poaching and other dirty tricks positively encouraged.

4. Your first choice sticks. Don’t just blurt something out, m’kay?

5. It’s up to you to search the thread and make sure your choice is unique. I’m waayyyy too lazy to catch the dupes. Popular picks go fast.

6. The pool stays open until somebody on the list dies. Feel free to jump in any time. Noobs, strangers, drive-bys and one-comment-wonders — all are welcome.

7. If you want your fabulous prize, you have to entrust me with a mailing address. If you don’t want the fabulous prize, you’re too smart to be a regular. It takes me forever to put them in the mail, packages go by slow boat, typically take minimum eight to ten weeks and lose the will to live along the way.

8. The new DeadPool will begin 6pm WBT (Weasel’s Blog Time) the Friday after the last round is concluded.

The prize? Dick! Dick! Dick! Dick!

Comments


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:01 pm

Joseph Aloisius Ratzinger


Comment from Hutch
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:01 pm

Hugo Chavez


Comment from Fawn
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:01 pm

Bonnie Franklin.


Comment from Michael
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:02 pm

Hugo Chavez


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:03 pm

Former Houston Oilers’ coach/NFL player Jack Pardee.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:03 pm

Henry Kissinger


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:04 pm

Fidel!!! Mine!!!!!! ALLLL MINE! To win with Fidel would be winning the internets!

FIDEL :-)


Comment from Michael
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:05 pm

(glares at Hutch)
sighs

OK, make it Rosalyn Carter


Comment from Janna
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:06 pm

Pat Summerall


Comment from Malcolm Kirkpatrick
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:13 pm

Ayman Zawahiri.


Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:13 pm

Robert Mugabe


Comment from Thursby
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:15 pm

Chuck Berry


Comment from dissent555
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:24 pm

I’m jumping ship. (sorry Carol)

Joan Fontaine!


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:26 pm

It’s a sign. Mark Levin mentioned him last night as being so decrepit he doesn’t know what day it is. FTW: John Dingell – (D)olt, Michigan.


Comment from Dustoffmom
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:34 pm

Nancy Reagan


Comment from Gromulin
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:43 pm

Zsa Zsa Gabor


Comment from unkawill
Time: February 22, 2013, 6:44 pm

Bush senior


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:17 pm

This may be a bit long, so please bear with me. Here in Colorado, the Democrat-controlled legislature and governor are pushing through a series of “gun control” bills on party line votes designed to ultimately lead to firearms confiscation by taxation. One of the bills involved the revocation of the previously legal licensed concealed carry by permit holders on college campuses. Note that in the decade that it was legal, there were a number of legitimate uses of concealed weapons to prevent rapes and robberies and no, repeat no, crimes committed by permit holders.

The debates on the revocation bill included testimony by Democrat Representative Joe Salazar [D-Thornton] that women were too emotionally unstable to know when they were threatened, and would pull out their guns and start shooting wildly.

There was testimony by Democrat Paul Rosenthal [D-Denver] who stated that women would be safe from rape and not need guns if they just traveled by the “buddy system”.

There was the simultaneous release by the Democrat controlled administration of the University of Colorado system of rape prevention tips that included victims telling the assailant that they had an STD, that they were on their period, and to throw up on them.

But as a father of daughters who went to college, I have to substitute a proxy for all those idiots and more. Democratic National Committee campaign strategist Bob Beckel was on Fox News and the discussion of the Colorado statements above came up. His response was, “When was the last time you heard of a woman being raped on a college campus?”.

Do I get two dicks if Beckel’s demise involves a railway sleeper tie wrapped in razor-wire?

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from cheshirelion
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:24 pm

Former Speaker of the House – Jim Wright


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:32 pm

Subotai Bahadur – Even for one such as I who has nothing but the deepest contempt for all save a very few politicians, Beckel’s question is mind-bogglingly provocative, as well as both stupid and ignorant. I’d be delighted if his demise won you the dick this round, even more than I’d be if my papal pick turned out to be the winner.


Comment from stina
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:38 pm

Michael Moore, the Menace from Michigan.

Speaking of Michigan Morons, John Dingell(berry) fits right in. Add Carl Levin and we’ll have the Wolverine State hat trick.


Comment from platypuss
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:41 pm

mohammed ali goes down for the count.


Comment from acat
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:42 pm

I will select Rahm Emanuel, the appointed satrap of Chicago.

2% support… and Chicago is a dangerous place to be hated.

Mew

p.s. to Subotai Bahadur – I will happily send SWeasel a money to subsidize your dick (erm..) if you win…


Comment from Stephen Falken
Time: February 22, 2013, 7:47 pm

George Galloway


Comment from RushBabe
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:10 pm

Subotai, While John Dingle’s demise would open up a seat for a coherent representative and rid us of a commie operative, I wouldn’t mind at all if you swept the dick with an odious Beckel coil slippage.


Comment from RealMc
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:27 pm

Hosni Mubarak its way past time.


Comment from Scott Jacobs
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:29 pm

Jimmy Carter, God willing.


Comment from Zimmermanfan
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:29 pm

Hey how about Jesse Jackson Jr be fore he serves a day in the pen……..just don’t see him being with us with all that bi-polar money flow disease thingy he has….


Comment from Zooom Zooom
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:30 pm

Pistorius,,,,,released on bail and so sorryful….

yeah and by his own hand.

Should he be convicted and executed I bow to Rule Zero.


Comment from BJM
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:31 pm

Since I plumb fergot the time and missed Bush Sr., I’ll take Senator Frank Lautenberg.


Comment from Un-anonymous
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:32 pm

Lindsey Lohan for some dick… heh.


Comment from Montenegro
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:35 pm

I’ll take Bob Newhart star of stage screen and TV.


Comment from BJM
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:38 pm

Round 46: man, that’s a lot of dicks!

*Chuckle*

Why does that remind me of Vanessa Del Rio?


Comment from mojo
Time: February 22, 2013, 8:49 pm

Maggie Smith, aka “The Dowager Countess of Grantham”


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 22, 2013, 9:18 pm

As Mrs Compton mentioned she’d be busy running or something else crazy, I’d like to submit to the committee in her stead Maggie Thatcher, her pick from the last round.
Perhaps save us some fuckity-fuck-fucks.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 22, 2013, 9:21 pm

AltBBrown – How thoughful of you! I agree.


Comment from RealMc
Time: February 22, 2013, 9:25 pm

AltBBrown lobbying for Mrs Compton to get Dicked……

how nice !!!


Comment from Rich Rostrom
Time: February 22, 2013, 9:38 pm

This will probably be a short one…

It took 7 tries to get a one-week Dead Pool. Only 5 of the first 23 ended in a week. But since then, 12 of 22 have been one week.

Well. I haven’t been to Hollywood for almost a year. Can’t think of a really novel pick that’s also really old.

So, just on sheer chronology – Luise Rainer.


Comment from Bigsmarthuman
Time: February 22, 2013, 9:54 pm

Pete Seeger.

FTW, already.


Comment from gulliblepratt
Time: February 22, 2013, 10:03 pm

HRH Prince Phillip


Comment from sassamon
Time: February 22, 2013, 10:09 pm

Peter Sallis, Voice of Wallace, the cheese eating inventor and companion of Gromit.


Comment from cobrakai99
Time: February 22, 2013, 10:52 pm

Hillary Clinton, she still knows too much.


Comment from Argentium G. Tiger
Time: February 22, 2013, 10:55 pm

George Soros


Comment from currently
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:04 pm

Harry Belafonte


Comment from Spad13
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:05 pm

Charlie Rangel. NY Congress critter and tax cheat.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:31 pm

Does NY have ANYBODY worth good goddamn?


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:40 pm

Poaching Hugh Hefner. But only if my dick has bunny ears.


Comment from Veeshir
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:42 pm

I’m sticking with Ed Asner.

“When was the last time you heard of a woman being raped on a college campus?”.

If another person had asked that question, it wouldn’t have been so despicable.

Colleges hide rape on campus. Do a search on it, it’s freaking disgusting.


Comment from Scubafreak
Time: February 22, 2013, 11:44 pm

Nelson Mandella


Comment from EZnSF
Time: February 23, 2013, 12:00 am

I wish my boss would drop dead.


Comment from spunkus
Time: February 23, 2013, 12:36 am

Betty White


Comment from Davem123
Time: February 23, 2013, 12:52 am

Senator Bob Menendez, (D)ominican Nookie

PS to Stoaty- While it is a goal of mine to win successive Pools, I had Christopher Dorner in DP 44, not Jerry Buss in DP 45. You remember Dorner, the one who required more time than usual to assume room temperature?


Comment from ben
Time: February 23, 2013, 1:09 am

William Shatner


Comment from Bill the Butcher
Time: February 23, 2013, 2:24 am

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!!!!


Comment from Justin Credible
Time: February 23, 2013, 2:25 am

Former senator Pete Domenici, who recently acknowledged a secret love child, fathered on the daughter of a fellow senator.


Comment from eirik
Time: February 23, 2013, 2:51 am

Mickey Rooney


Comment from Armybrat
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:21 am

I defer my pick this round to Subatoi Bahadar. God sped your choice to a horrific last few moments of life, where he will hopefully be fully aware of his impending demise and feel every second of gut wrenching pain until he doesn’t for the rest of his life.

And in answer to his blather:

Twenty-five percent of American college males admitted to sexual coercion in some form.[1] Another study done by the National Institute of Justice estimated that one-fifth to one-fourth of women in college are victims of sexual assault.[2] The differences of statistics maybe due to reporting and research techniques. Alcohol plays a large role in date, acquaintance, party, and gang rape.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campus_rape


Comment from catnip
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:27 am

SNL announcer Don Pardo


Comment from PatAZ
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:53 am

I will finish the Wolverine State hat trick by selecting Carl Levin. He’s about the same as Dingle(berry) so either one is good.


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:56 am

Harry Bellafonte


Comment from JeffS
Time: February 23, 2013, 4:03 am

Cancel my Belafonte — I missed an earlier pick.

Substitute Harry Reid.


Comment from Vince
Time: February 23, 2013, 5:41 am

barry hussein oblame-o


Comment from Carl
Time: February 23, 2013, 10:31 am

Ariel Sharon


Comment from Pablo
Time: February 23, 2013, 1:19 pm

BB King


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:05 pm

Gee guys, thanks for not poaching Assad. I think it is unlikely at this point but what the heh, I’ll stick with him. Plumb forgot yesterday and this morning I have unfortunately been dealing with my son whose car appears to have been stolen off a Boston street last night!


Comment from Formerly known as Skeptic
Time: February 23, 2013, 3:57 pm

Whew! Son just called and the car wasn’t stolen. Broken window and possible theft, but the city towed it when they found it for “safekeeping” (and for the $100+ they get for towing it!) They had his registration at the Police Station. We’ll see what (if anything) is missing when he gets to the tow lot.


Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: February 23, 2013, 4:00 pm

Tony Bennett


Comment from naleta
Time: February 23, 2013, 4:14 pm

Sticking with Larry King this time.
But I truly hope Subotai wins. *nods*


Comment from Nina
Time: February 23, 2013, 6:14 pm

Okay, I’ll go with the bossman of Iran again, hopefully in his bedroom with an Israeli rocket impaling his sorry self.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 23, 2013, 6:48 pm

As despicable as Beckel is, I believe the sigh of relief would be heard ’round the world if Vince’s pick crosses the finish line first – Teh Won. Worth a burnt offering or two.


Comment from Nanny 1
Time: February 23, 2013, 7:23 pm

Annette funcello


Comment from mandel bread
Time: February 23, 2013, 9:23 pm

Al Molinaro


Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: February 23, 2013, 9:58 pm

Thank you AltBBrown!! That was so sweet of you to worry about my dick status!!!

First run was today, great warm up for tomorrow!

I actually set an alarm to remind me of the pool but the expo was so loud and crazy I didn’t hear it and then it was rush to eat and sleep before getting up at 4 am for the race! So I do appreciate it my pick for the dick is in the pool!!


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 23, 2013, 11:21 pm

David Letterman, being multiply penetrated by a rapist.


Comment from Michael
Time: February 24, 2013, 3:01 am

Otis “Damon” Harris of the Temptations is dead at 62

http://music.yahoo.com/news/temptations-singer-otis-damon-harris-dead-62-153606972-rolling-stone.html

Also, there’s a rumor out on the inter-web net-tubes that Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson fell off a cliff in New Zealand and died, but I can’t find a credible source to confirm it.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 24, 2013, 3:34 am

AltBBrown sez:

As despicable as Beckel is, I believe the sigh of relief would be heard ’round the world if Vince’s pick crosses the finish line first – Teh Won. Worth a burnt offering or two.

I dunno. I’ve been holding out for a raging flesh-eating bacteria infection forcing multiple amputations followed by a lifetime of phantom pain for that particular fellow.


Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:39 am

Dwayne is on the ‘net with the required ‘non-death’ proclamation – and also with a wish that he could put his ‘non-dead’ foot up the ass of whoever started the rumor.

On a sad note – because no one picked him – Ray Cusick, the designer of the Daleks on ‘Doctor Who’, has died at 84.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a461178/doctor-who-daleks-designer-ray-cusick-dies-aged-84.html


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: February 24, 2013, 5:25 am

As Vince poached The Bastard in the Half-White House, I’m going with Joe “buy a shotgun, blow a couple of warning shot holes in your roof, and go to jail” Biden, master of home defense. Maybe we an get a two-fer, Vince, and the nation would get a boner, I mean a Boehner for a new President.


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 24, 2013, 11:38 am

No prob, Mrs Compton. Just figured if you pulled up lame with a quarter crack or laminitis, that Maggie’s passing during the race would just add to the pain.


Comment from Mr. Dave
Time: February 24, 2013, 1:39 pm

Ramsey Clark. It is Spring, may he be planted soon.


Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm

New term: a ‘Bob Spotty’: A Major Award presented when Bob Schieffer and Bob Beckel die simultaneously in the same car/limousine/taxi/plane/subbasement incident.

I do not know where you are geographically, Subotai Bahadur, but some drinks would be in order.


Comment from Mrs Comton
Time: February 24, 2013, 8:08 pm

Well, I lost the race. It was a hot day so I started out slow to finish hard, I’m good at that! But 2 miles into my pushing hard I was a minute behind pace and they pulled me off the course. Bastards. I was 100 feet behind the cut off. I swear Disney people have no soul.


Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 24, 2013, 9:37 pm

Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm

In the mountains of Colorado, where we have 50 mph wind gusts blowing a metric shit-tonne of snow outside as I type. I will stay home and sip my Laiphroag alone, but feel free to join me in spirit.

Subotai Bahadur


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 24, 2013, 11:02 pm

Comment from Subotai Bahadur
Time: February 24, 2013, 9:37 pm

Comment from LesterIII
Time: February 24, 2013, 4:29 pm

It’ll joyfully be in the Glenmorangie spirit.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 25, 2013, 12:20 am

I’ll be pleased to share – in spirit – a little whiskey with you good folks. Mine’s The Macallan 18-yr bought with this year’s bonus from a generous employer. Cheers!


Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: February 25, 2013, 4:41 am

Alec Bsldwin, whose hatred of George Bush has got to be eating him alive in both mind and spirit. Die in agony, you partisan ghoul of twisted, disgusting anger.


Comment from dissent555
Time: February 25, 2013, 6:20 am

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: February 25, 2013, 12:20 am

I’ll be pleased to share – in spirit – a little whiskey with you good folks. Mine’s The Macallan 18-yr bought with this year’s bonus from a generous employer. Cheers!

Yummm. Back at ‘cha, my friend.


Comment from David Gillies
Time: February 25, 2013, 6:21 pm

Gordon Brown, still. The malevolent gurning one-eyed freak.


Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 25, 2013, 8:54 pm

Since I am late to the party, this go around….

And since she is still available…..

And since she is over 103 years old….

And since no one can live forever….

Delores Hope, FTW!


Comment from Tibby
Time: February 25, 2013, 9:04 pm

Mary Tyler Moore


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: February 25, 2013, 9:16 pm

Oh, I am so sorry to be the one to tell you this, Anonymous — Dolores joined the choir eternal on September 19, 2011.

Or so says Wikipedia.


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: February 25, 2013, 9:56 pm

Saw on twitter C. Everett Koop died. Can’t find a link to it yet though. Nobody had him.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 25, 2013, 10:36 pm

Reuters agrees, Koop is no more, he’s deceased, etc: http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/02/25/us-koop-idUSBRE91O19820130225


Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: February 25, 2013, 11:31 pm

Bob Beckel, liar, misogynist, and democrap assbag, for the win and needed peace on the raucous set of the Five.


Comment from sandman is going to resist
Time: February 25, 2013, 11:34 pm

Meh, Subowtie got Beckel the assbag. So I’ll take my usual and pick both Jesse Jackass Jacksons, Senior and felon, respectively.


Comment from StPatrick_TN
Time: February 25, 2013, 11:58 pm

Fred Phelps, please.


Comment from Pavel
Time: February 26, 2013, 2:03 am

Jerry Lewis.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 26, 2013, 12:58 pm

Yes Anonymous, Delores Hope is dancing in heaven right now. How do I know? Because her demise earned me dick! I’ll bet you checked out http://www.deadoraliveinfo.com/ didn’t you?

I don’t think they monitor their sight very well. I’ve sent them several notices to the ‘ol gals passing and they don’t seem to care. Now that I have revealed my little Dead Pool sourcing site to the world….let the dieing begin.


Comment from physics geek
Time: February 27, 2013, 5:49 pm

I’m picking Keith Richards. The spells animating his undead corpse have to wear off sometime. Of course, I’ve been saying that for decades, so he might “outlive” me.


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 27, 2013, 7:10 pm

nobody had Van Cliburn


Comment from Michael
Time: February 27, 2013, 8:14 pm

Van Cliburn, dead at 78
http://music.yahoo.com/news/van-cliburn-american-classical-pianist-dies-170800300.html


Comment from Mitchell TAFKAEY
Time: February 28, 2013, 12:48 am

Hutch may have picked up a dick. Rumor of Chavez finally kicking off circulating…


Comment from steve
Time: February 28, 2013, 1:24 am

Ex Embajador de Panamá en la OEA: “Hugo Chávez está muerto”

http://www.cnnchile.com/noticia/2013/02/27/ex-embajador-de-panama-en-la-oea-hugo-chavez-esta-muerto#.US6j6iZ-QfI.twitter


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 28, 2013, 2:06 am

Yep…the SOB had been brain dead since Dec. 30th…do I get half a dick?


Comment from Michael
Time: February 28, 2013, 2:36 am

(glares at Hutch)

Smiles.

Let me be the first to congratulate you, Hutch. Of course, Ace hasn’t busted out the flaming skull, so it’s not quite official yet.

Still, here’s hoping…


Comment from Nina
Time: February 28, 2013, 3:06 am

The air on the planet does smell a little sweeter…


Comment from thefritz
Time: February 28, 2013, 6:11 pm

Venezuelan vice president says on national TV about Hugo Chavez: ‘The commander is fighting for his health, for his life’ – @NBCNews

Fighting my ass. The schmuck is El Meurto.


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: February 28, 2013, 7:34 pm

As the White Rabbit exclaimed, “I’m late, I’m late, I’m very, very late!!”…

Lookin’ like Venezuela may be having to come up with another asshole dictator real soon too, but…it ain’t over ’till it’s over. I’ll still go with Insaney Janey Fonda (say – howcum she’s still ‘vailable? SomeVeg – you there, guy?), just in case the Chavez “rumors of demise” don’t pan out, and ‘ol Janey gets put out of her witchery, bitchery misery allofasuddenlike (one can only hope, right?…).


Comment from MrCaniac
Time: February 28, 2013, 8:07 pm

Luise Rainer once again.

And Hugo Chavez hasn’t been brain dead since December 30th, he was born brain dead.


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: March 1, 2013, 5:11 am

@Michael re: Van Cliburn: I took my oldest daughter to see him when she was young and taking piano lessons. He played with the Moscow Symphony that night, and we had front row seats. She took her book of piano scales with her, which we sent to his dressing room at intermission. He graciously wrote her a note along with his signature. His was a transcendent talent. RIP, maestro.


Comment from thefritz
Time: March 1, 2013, 6:30 pm

Bonnie Franklin – R.I.P.


Comment from thefritz
Time: March 1, 2013, 6:32 pm

Fawn wins.


Comment from Hutch
Time: March 1, 2013, 8:42 pm

Rats. Defeat snatched from the jaws of victory. I hate to say congratulations to Fawn because I liked Bonnie Franklin, but congratulations are in order.

Chavez, on the other hand, can’t die fast enough.


Comment from RushBabe
Time: March 2, 2013, 10:06 pm

I dunno, Hutch. Check this out and see if you still think fondly of Bonnie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081359/

She portrayed this twisted monster as some kind of courageous pioneer.


Comment from Nina
Time: March 5, 2013, 11:55 pm

Hugo, you dead pool sabotaging bastard. Good riddance.


Comment from Hutch
Time: March 6, 2013, 7:38 pm

Damn. Alvin Lee has passed. That sucks.
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