Comments on: I…I feel a thousand eyes…watching me…

By: Steamboat McGoo

Steamboat McGoo — Fri, 16 May 2008 11:40:21 +0000

Why don’t they call the head curator the “Head Louse”? The Tapeworm General?

Parasite Gen’ral –
Head of the parasite team
We ream out your pipes!

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Fri, 16 May 2008 10:51:40 +0000

Wow. Yeah. If he thinks you’re a pest, he can say so with outstanding authority.

By: jwpaine

jwpaine — Fri, 16 May 2008 04:09:54 +0000

You know you’re a VIP when the curator of the National Parasite Museum stops returning your emails.

That’s a good one for the resume.

By: EW1(SG)

EW1(SG) — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:41:02 +0000

…I’ve made him hit some mighty repulsive tourist attractions.

Ugh. Reminds me that I still owe the lovely Sarah D. a honeymoon trip to visit the National Parasite Collection.

It is, unfortunately, not open to the public, and the head curator stopped returning my emails about a year ago…

By: Muslihoon

Muslihoon — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:30:52 +0000

You should see our library. It’s so varied and esoteric — Judaism, occultism, Satanism, Mormonism, Islam, fundamentalist extremist Islam, and tons of languages.

By: Allen

Allen — Fri, 16 May 2008 03:20:45 +0000

S. Weasel, how to increase your creepy cred, or maybe full bore spooky. First off go with the sleeping bag in the basement with obscure technological items and a bound notebook filled with impossibly close writing, on a card table therein.

Work into the conversation the following:

“When I was a kid I lived in Ballarat California at the Barker Ranch.”

“I don’t care much for technology.”

Actually it might be a good sales technique, your broker might break their butt to not have such a client for too long.

By: porknbean

porknbean — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:29:55 +0000

mostly you dig them up in the graveyard….

…First, look for folks who aren’t using theirs anymore…

Or find the right kind of imam.

By: Gnus

Gnus — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:18:56 +0000

Apropos of absolutely nada, folks, your Acme catalog is here...

By: Steamboat McGoo

Steamboat McGoo — Fri, 16 May 2008 02:06:08 +0000

Belly to belly.
A social commentary?
Or just good clean fun?

True Crime library.
Is Stoat Weasels real namesake
A De Medici?

By: Lokki

Lokki — Fri, 16 May 2008 01:53:29 +0000

Second-best vulva
A Connoisseur’s dream haiku?
Or last year’s girl friend?

This haiku fetish -
Intellectual porno?
Or true (mental) crime?