Not even close, really
Heh. I see from my logs that See-Dubya has kindly thrown me a bone over at Michelle’s. She’s soliciting slogans for the deplorable state of the GOP in 2008. (Pretty amusing thread, akshully).
Commenter at #15 longs for a graphic of a rhino with its head up its butt, and See-Dubya at #24 asserts that your ‘umble weasel might have the skill.
No. I have not. A rhino with its head up its butt would look like an elephant donut with legs sticking out of it. I could not draw that thing.
I have this thing, though. I drew it a while back and was saving it for a post about politics. You know, politics — that thing I used to talk about occasionally, back before I was consumed by my cat and my house and my birthday.
It’s not just that the Republican establishment is now being run by a pack of RINOs. I’m increasingly convinced it’s run by a pack of RINOs who don’t even like conservatives. So in 2008, the Dems are going with the candidate beloved of their fringe and the Pubs are going with the candidate despised of their fringe.
What a very strange election.
I hope they all drown.
Update: Whoa! I was just funnin’, See-Dubya. RINO dude makes it inside a post at Michelle’s.
Posted: May 16th, 2008 under artwork, blogging, politics.
Comments: 46
Comments
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 8:55 am
Those ears and tail look suspiciously donkey-like. yes?
If lightning was going to strike one of the current three candidates, I’m not sure which one I would wish it upon. They’re all worthless, and seriously dangerous to the country.
I want to push reset and start over…
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 16, 2008, 9:14 am
I struggled with this one. First he looked cute. Then he looked so sad I felt bad for him. I sat on it because I wasn’t happy.
He had a DINO companion for a while.
Comment from jwpaine
Time: May 16, 2008, 10:28 am
I’m starting to think Bob Barr as a protest vote.
What an incredible disappointment the gop (pronounced “gawp”) has become.
Comment from geoff
Time: May 16, 2008, 10:32 am
I hope they all drown.
… in a fire.
Comment from Lokki
Time: May 16, 2008, 10:57 am
McCain is a Rino
It’s as plain as the nose on a Rhino’s face
Either that or he’s Pinocchio’s love child
who inherited the gene for lying,
and the wooden head.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:01 am
I hope they all drown.
… in a fire.
Without a parachute!
Comment from Lokki
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:10 am
hope they all drown.
… in a fire.
Without a parachute!
Till they’re blue in the face!
Pingback from Michelle Malkin » Worst. Republican. Senator. Ever.
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:30 am
[…] Thanks, Weaz. […]
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:41 am
A pingback from Michelle – The Beautiful, and possessing the Razor-Sharp Tongue I adore!
Whoa!
Comment from Hound of Doom
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:01 pm
hope they all drown.
… in a fire.
… Without a parachute!
… in the icy cold of space.
and fall into a black hole.
Comment from jwpaine
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:04 pm
I can’t find a “registration” link anywhere on Michelle’s blog. Jeez, either she’s more exclusive than LGF, or I’m going blind (and damn, I was so certain I could quit before that happened!)
Comment from See-Dubya
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:25 pm
Registration is very exclusive. It only opens up once every few months, like…like…
Oh dear; this crowd may complete that sentence in ways I did not intend.
Um, like a delicate flower.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:31 pm
Yep. getting reg’ed at MM is as difficult as LGF.
MM tends to take big gulps every few months, and LGF takes dinky little sips for about 5 minutes practically every week, or so it seems.
Interestingly, I nailed both within about a month of each other, after trying for (seems like) a year.
Also interestingly, I have almost never commented at either place.
Comment from Lemur King
Time: May 16, 2008, 12:53 pm
Nice work, Weas. Malkinized again. We stand humbly in your shadow.
Perhaps a RINO can’t have a rectal-cranial inversion, but I can imagine a RINO with is head up a donkey’s ass and the donkey returning the favor. You see it in real life on the Hill.
The two creatures certainly pat each other on the back and swat each other’s rear as they spike some liberal agenda item that’s been on their list for a while.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 16, 2008, 1:25 pm
She’s soliciting slogans for the deplorable state of the GOP in 2008.
Draw a pic of a rhino with McCain’s face. A RINO with a rhino’s face is insulting to the rhino.
The caption can be ‘I can haz illegal vote’ or somethin’.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 1:39 pm
hope they all drown.
… in a fire.
… Without a parachute!
… in the icy cold of space.
Till they’re blue in the face!
and fall into a black hole.
And after having been farted at, in their general direction.
Comment from jwpaine
Time: May 16, 2008, 1:49 pm
Which reminds me of a joke:
Q: What do you get when you mate a donkey with a rino?
A: I dunno.*
* I never said this was a good joke.
Comment from Allen
Time: May 16, 2008, 1:57 pm
The RINO needs an angry weasel doing something painful to it. The only thing I want out of this election is for Obama to lose, it will be amusing to watch his fans’ reaction. They remind me of the movie “Dawn of the Dead” for some reason.
Comment from Pupster
Time: May 16, 2008, 2:24 pm
I don’t go to Protein Wisdom much anymore, but I thought the minions might enjoy this.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 16, 2008, 2:27 pm
Hee, Pups!
Comment from Davy
Time: May 16, 2008, 2:59 pm
I personally believe the Weasel has the skill to craft the new graffic emblem of the Republican Party, a RINO-donut….with a longer, skinny neck, rhino tail, and obvious pucker shadowing around the insertion point, and the rhino horn sticking up through the backbone…
Comment from Davy
Time: May 16, 2008, 3:25 pm
It doesn’t matter if it looks like an elephant, because that is what the GOP used to be…
Comment from Lemur King
Time: May 16, 2008, 3:37 pm
Could not the RINO bend over backwards to shove it’s own horn up it’s chute? Physically it seems more likely.
Comment from mike
Time: May 16, 2008, 3:41 pm
OK, I missed something…MOAR?
Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: May 16, 2008, 3:53 pm
As a humble Brit (humble!) I’ve been biting my tongue about this for weeks – it being insensitive to intrude on private grief and all that… But Obama?!
I watched some film of him on TV the other night. I nearly threw up at the high-blown, faux-rhetorical bullshit after thirty seconds.
If you lot elect Obama and we keep Brown, I think I’ll apply for Chinese citizenship, for there will, truly, be little hope for either of us.
The Weasel tells me McCain is no better. I believe her. We, too, have an impending choice between a clown and a fool. I feel your pain. Ouch.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 4:05 pm
Nearly threw up, Badger? And well you should over Obama. If he’s elected, bring Stoaty and join me in sunny Chile. I have some ancestral property on the flanks of Mt. … um…. what was that name … oh, yeah … Mt. Llaima.
Staying in the US or Jolly Olde might be unsafe.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 16, 2008, 4:07 pm
But Obama?!
Seriously, can you believe it? This is what happens when you let Marxist libshits take over academia. Total and complete stupidity abounds enmasse within the masses. Social justice over intellect. Affirmative action morons are given positions of power to make the psychotics feel better.
This is what happens when the stoopids, in most things, figure out how to vote themselves some ‘free’ shit. And no matter how much they despise the democrats or Obama, who despise them back, they will vote for them anyway because they know who signs their checks.
I bet Brown is 10 times smarter than Obama. Cringeworthy as it may be.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 16, 2008, 4:07 pm
jwp – that joke stank. I liked it. My absolute favorite joke is:
Q: Why don’t sharks eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.
And, PnB, you’re absolutely right. The fucktards are voting themselves a fresh generations’ worth of cakes & circuses. There’s a bunch born every generation.
And I’m with you, Davy. Weasel can walk away with this Graphic Emblem prize. Question is: does it merit her attention? I would say yes, but I’m usually wrong, so she knows not to listen to me.
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 16, 2008, 4:31 pm
The RINO accusation is sort of backwards, actually. The guys we usually identify as RINOs are the heart and soul of the Republican party for a century or so, Ronald Reagan was the outsider. He was the Republican in name only.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: May 16, 2008, 4:44 pm
Here’s what I cannot BELIEVE!
Bush, in Israel: Appeasers are bad, m’kay?
Obama: OHMYGOD you hate-filled moron, I cannot BELIEVE you called me and my whole party Nazi-enabling appeasers!
I mean, Bush didn’t say anything about Democrats or Obama, so how come he’s so sure it’s about him and everybody knows it? Because he’s the center of the universe? Because the shoe fit? How the fuckity fuck can the media let him get away with this???
Comment from cranky
Time: May 16, 2008, 5:53 pm
Dear Lady Weasel, I think the shoe fit but Obama’s pumpkin won’t turn into a carriage. He doth protest far too much.
Love the graphic by the way. I think I’ll vote for None of the Above.
Comment from sillyblindharper
Time: May 16, 2008, 6:23 pm
:-}
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 16, 2008, 6:51 pm
Hey how about McCain playing the Rhino butt flute as a graphic? Sure, Michelle probably won’t use it but she will probably crack up…
Comment from EW1(SG)
Time: May 16, 2008, 9:46 pm
jw, McGoo: I really don’t want this to sound like sour grapes at all, but lgf isn’t exactly the forum it once was. Its actually a painful thing for me, since I met my wife and a number of other really terrific people through lgf.
But the webmaster there has been increasingly erratic in his behavior over the last several years now and shows no sign of changing that path.
But on a lighter note, I have defaced vandalised Weasel’s latest ojbet de art!
Defacement is when you draw a moustache on it, right?
Comment from LemurKing
Time: May 16, 2008, 11:29 pm
Weas:
I mean, Bush didn’t say anything about Democrats or Obama, so how come he’s so sure it’s about him and everybody knows it?
Frank Herbert’s book Dune…
“My son displays a general garment and you claim it’s cut to your fit?” Jessica asked. “What a fascinating revelation.”
Or in another venue…
If you fire a pellet gun at random into a pack of dogs, the one that yelps is the one that got hit.
My point being, that at some point in time after he nailed himself (as you observed) the media can’t speak up without drawing negative attention to their poster child.
More bits and pieces to the proof that if you want to be a politician, you are not suited to lead.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 17, 2008, 12:06 am
EW1 is right. If you don’t sing with the chorus at LGF, you get the boot.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 17, 2008, 12:20 am
LK, your Dune quote was exactly what went through my mind when I learned about this idiocy.
Comment from LemurKing
Time: May 17, 2008, 1:25 am
If I cud rit haf as well as Mr Herbert I wud quit injineering 2-morow.
Sad day when Frank Herbert died. I shall say the same of Leslie Nielsen. For different reasons, of course.
Another wonderful quote from that book is during that same dinner, when Paul remarks “The drowning man who climbs on your shoulders to save himself is understandable-except when you see it happen in the drawing room.” Paul hesitated just long enough for the man to see the point coming, then: “And, I should add, except when you see it at the dinner table.”
Having read Dune some 17 times now, I can still honestly say that I catch nuances out of it each time that I never noticed before. Herbert was a social commentator genius.
Comment from Allen
Time: May 17, 2008, 2:31 am
Senor Badger,
Re: US Elections
I would suspect it’s a matter of spelling these days. Whether one orders a Ploughman’s lunch or a Plowman’s lunch the fare is substantially similar.
Tequila-the lowest common denominator.
Comment from porknbean
Time: May 17, 2008, 2:51 am
How the fuckity fuck can the media let him get away with this?
By having their heads stuck up their chosen one’s ass. By not knowing the meaning of the word ‘journalism’. By never having learned critical thinking. By not having a well-rounded education such as civics or history to know when your subject is smoking something.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 17, 2008, 3:35 am
Leslie Nielsen. Funniest guy since Peter Sellers.
Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: May 17, 2008, 11:23 am
Q: What do you get when you mate a donkey with a rino?
A horny ass
Michelle Malkin is not as tough to get registered for comments as Tim Blair. It’s like getting in to see the Queen to register there.
Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: May 17, 2008, 11:43 am
That’s good, Chris. The joke, I mean.
Now I have to read the email I just got and ponder whether I want a bigger copulation organ in just three weeks. The opportunities never end.
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