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Ian Paisley/Baron Bannside.

Francisco Jose Garzon de Amo

Valerie Harper. Again.

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr. Feelgood.

Sicking with a proven winner….Nancy Reagan. 😉

Wow, I’m early enough to pick a Castro or a Mandela or a … wait, less typing, more picking!

Nelson Mandela

Mew

Rosalyn Carter

Muhammad ALI once again!!

Kirk Douglas….again.

Al Sharpton. Have you seen him lately?!

George Soros

Former Speaker Jim Wright

Jimmah Carter

Fidel Castro

Robert Mugabe.

Pete Seeger

Henry Kissinger.

The easy pick would be Oceania. After all, he claims to have had a particularly virulent and resistant form of flesh eating bacteria for the last several months. A medical impossibility. So he is WAY overdue. But that may be against house rules.

So instead I will pick John Boehner, putative Republican Speaker of the House who always votes against his own caucus and with the Democrats. Of terminal dehydration from the public weeping he will do after he caves on Amnesty and Open Borders, the Debt Ceiling and the $1 Trillion tax increase Reid is demanding along with it, and his working to keep the caucus from trying to defund Obamacare and the domestic spying by the regime. It is hard work making Pierre Laval look like a hero.

Subotai Bahadur

Fred Phelps

This is a test. My last few posts have included mention of our regular Kiwi commenter. And my last few posts [including my dead pool pick] have gone into the spam filter. Just wondering if his name is a trigger like in the movie “Beetlejuice”.

Subotai Bahadur

Harry Reid, for the dick!

Mickey Rooney

Subtotal? That’s not a spam filter. That’s the koi filter for Juan Wms’ carp shit. It goes into the Ocean and the Trade Winds take it back to it’s mosquito pool. DDT is the only True Answer.

from OceaniaToday: http://tinyurl.com/lzt9rxx

Hmmm, Gil poaches henry kissinger, (who I’ve picked for the last gazillion times…)I guess he gets the same Bilderberg intel I do…anyway, I’ll take anthony weiner just cuz the dick jokes are endless….

Vera Lynn

Billy Graham

I know he’s dead. But Mandela’s family won’t admit it. That dick was mine. Mine I say.
So I will have to pick another zombie.
Z Z Gabor. been dead for years but she wont admit it Darrrrrrlink

desmond tutu

Chuck Berry

gullibleprat, I agree w/ your point and plaint. I can only hope that the reason they’ve not declared is that he contracted a new disease with no cure and that Teh Won was in the hospital w/ his relatives while they were sneezing during the incubation period.

Barry Barack Dunham Soetoro Hussein Obama, aka President LastNameUnknown – Usurper, Manchurian president, Traitor, Murderer of Benghazi and Fast & Furious, President Trayvon Benjamin Martin, Junior, The Bastard of all bastards. Die, please, by any means necessary. I’ll even forego The Dick just to see it in my lifetime.

Jane (“maybe people won’t piss on my grave if I dress up like Nancy Reagan”) F’ing Fonda.

I’m going with Prince Phillip.

Stephen Hawking. I was going to say Abe Vigoda, but he seems so nice.

Still with Joan Fontaine.

Okay then. _I’ll_ take Abe Vigoda. Here’s hoping that Fish sleeps with the fishes, so a dick can win a dick.

William Shatner

George H W Bush, only that he’s getting up there and looking frail.

The recently un-spliced Michael Moore.

Chris Christie, from a snapped lap-band.

Willie Nelson

eli wallach

Bob Dole

Barak Hussein Obama

Hillary Clinton knows too much.

Time to commit Blasphemy.

KEITH RICHARDS

Clint Eastwood, punk.

But I’d GLADLY and Happily lose to twolaneflash.

God Willing!!

Ah hell, I’ll go with Christopher Lee again.

And I’ll go with Stan Lee again (creator of Marvel Comics, and no relation to xul’s pick!) 🙂

I was organizing my garage and missed 6 PM WBT. Hmmmpf.

Now I have to think.

But my garage looks much better. I hate moving!

Olivia de Havilland!

“She’s namin’ that Indian baby after ME!”

I’m going to sit this one out, but I do have a commission for you.

Jimmy Carter

Damn I missed Skeptic’s pick.

George Zimmerman. The freaks ain’t gonna let it go.

Mikhail Kalashnikov

Looks like Twolaneflash beat you, Lazlo. And I pick Jesse Ventura, because he is a dick.

Hugh Hefner

Bashar Assad.. .because in the end the world wont miss him

Been a while, can’t believe he’s still alive. But Ronnie Biggs.

Rob Reiner

Bette Middler. After being assaulted by an outraged ghost of a US GI killed in WWII, using an American history book. Because that would be justice.

I’ve been relying on old age, and it hasn’t worked. Let’s try military power again. So…

Joseph Kony – because even teh One kills some people who need killing, Kony is eminently qualified, and he wants some good news. (Our people in Uganda are only “advisers”, but they’re fully armed.)

Nanny 1 Time: July 26, 2013, 10:43 pm George H W Bush, only that he’s getting up there and looking frail.

Maybe you saw him with no hair. That was on purpose, to show solidarity with the two-year-old son of a Secret Service escort who is fighting leukemia.

Mary Tyler Moore

I believe that my best bet might be Mickey Rooney, probably because I just found out he is still alive. I thought he died years ago.

John mccain

Krep…New job, and in the middle of selling the house and moving the fambly (to a beach town, even!)means I’m late for the dead pool…so the old standby: Antoine “Fats” Domino.

Betty White
She can only make so many jokes about how old she is

Her valley is not so green these days:

Maureen O’Hara

Marco Rubio.
Yeah, he’s young, and has premiere senatorial healthcare. I haven’t a chance. I just like to think about it.

My first vote sticks?? Please, PLEASE, Madame Stoatwise, lemme change to Paul Ryan—!

“Makes [vote on citizenship] announcement at ‘bilingual listening session’…”

Ding! Dong!

Well, since SomeVeg beat out my late-arriving butt once again for Li’l Red Janey Da Hood (way to go, bro – keep it up with them negative vibes, and we’ll see the early demise of Henry’s Biggest Mistake yet!!), I’ll go with that Grrreat Anti-Amurrican, all-around raaacist putz, liar-by-disremembrance and South Of The Border gunrunner-in-chief, Eric “The Rotten” Holder – preferably by slow-but-terminal food poisoning, from a tainted burrito Supreme obtained at a bootleg mobile taqueria operated by “undocumented” wetbacks. Simple justice, simply served…

Die, Obamanation dogsbody, die!!

SCJ Ginsberg

Elmore Leonard, in Detroit, with a typewriter.

Busy yesterday, completely forgot the Dead Pool. Embarassing, no doubt a sign of encroaching mental decrepitude.
I’m going for Tony Blair, who deserves it for helping arrange the early release of the Lockerbie bomber. May he fall from 10,000 feet from a disintegrating aircraft, watching the Earth rushing toward him.

Dick Van Dyke

The USA.
Dead on Arrival!

Teresa Heinz (Kerry).

Well, I guess I get Ed Asner again.

Nancy “The Hairy One” Pelosi, of whatever causes agony and is incurable or even imperious to pain medication. Kick off, already!

OT: Place names

http://mentalfloss.com/article/51816/10-monty-pythonesque-british-place-names

Mentalfloss: posting retarded shit that was on slashdot nearly 15 years ago.

Since I may not pick Maggie the chicken, I would pick Lucy the Great Dane, who is tied to my living room floor because she keeps pulling her sutures (8 iterations and counting). She’s locally famous, her lawyer asserts. I expect that’s not famous enough. Ayman Zawahiri, then.

Tony Bennett

I’m late to the party again, but I still get to pick Larry King!

Maybe someone will torture and execute Holder?

Careful, Stark – we retards are horrendously strong. Like chimps.

Sticking with Chris Matthews.
Because when you have worms eating your brain, sooner or later you run out of brain.

Yikes…totes forgot and lost out on Phil the Greek this round.

I’ll take Bieber…the kid is on a downward spiral to a bad end.

I’ll take Bob VILA.

Erich Priebke

Comment from Oceania
Time: July 29, 2013, 12:07 pm
Maybe someone will torture and execute Holder?

You say that like .. wait, nevermind. (waves at the nice NSA person)

Mew

No poopie-backdropped dickless reward for Eileen Brennan’s jump from the mortal coil…

Stoaty, this particular Dead Pool post isn’t coming up when you click on the Dead Pool picture in the sidebar; missing tag?

Anyway, meant to post this death announcement here:

Former U.S. Sen. Harry F. Byrd Jr. Dies

Amanda Bynes

David Cassidy (in a DUI car wreck)

Ramsey Clark

“Comment from P2
Time: July 27, 2013, 6:24 am

John mccain”

you key board to his slip and fall off a cliff.

Hitlary mccain, really?!?!

Late, late, late because I just got a brand new Mac and I’ve been too busy playing with it to remember Dead Pools. Gordon Brown, of course.

Hey Boss Lady?

This round isn’t showing up out of the link on the right sidebar.

Is something broke?

Mew

Michael Ansara dead at 91 – played Kang (a Klingon) in Star Trek.

I think I’ll go watch the “Day of the Dove” episode again…

Stoaty needs to add the “deadpool” tag to this post to make it show up in the sidebar link.

You’re quite right, Stephen. Fixed. Thanks for pointing it out.

…and there goes Karen Black. Dog Days indeed.

Al Molinaro

Eydie Gorme has passed at 84 years old.

http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20724795,00.html

Wait .. Eydie Gorme was still alive? What?

Mew

Lisa Robin Kelly just died in rehab at the age of 43. Look out, Lindsey Lohan & Amanda Bynes – you’re next.

Gwynneth Paltrow for the love of God

John Conyers, Democrat of Michigan, founder of the Congressional Black Caucus. Ain’t Wikipedia grand?

Peter O’Toole

For no other reason than he’s really really old..

Close one, unkawill:
http://variety.com/2013/more/news/dick-van-dyke-rescued-from-burning-car-in-l-a-1200581826/

It appears jc has taken the dead pool w/ Elmore Leonard

Lindsey Lohan is out of rehab. Again.

David Dinkins, former Mayor of New York. Good and Hard.