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w00t! A hundred grand!

Looks like somebody from Richardson, Texas was Minion Number Hunnert-thousand.

I’d like to thank all the little people who made this possible,
because talented midgets are just so cool.


Comment from XBradTC
Time: July 5, 2008, 6:56 pm

Does he win a prize?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 5, 2008, 7:02 pm


There. That ought to make everyone in Richardson, Texas shut his gob.

Comment from Stashiu3
Time: July 5, 2008, 7:34 pm

That would be Machinist. His wife will give the smoochies as a proxy.

Comment from kishnevi
Time: July 5, 2008, 8:37 pm

SW, congratulations on an important milestone. I can’t tell you how important that milestone is, because I have no idea of how important that milestone is.
Also congratulations on getting Stashiu to re-appear. He and EW1(SG) kind of went off the air at the same time; I was beginning to wonder if there was maybe a back story there.
(Seriously, I know why Stashiu’s been silent, but has anyone heard from EW1?)
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I want to be mellow; I’ve got a new Hildegard von Bingen CD playing….(and it’s on Naxos, so even you can afford it, SW)

Comment from Gnus
Time: July 5, 2008, 9:10 pm

Wow! A hunnert-thousand.

That’s a stoat-load of minions.

Huzzah. Pip pip etc.

Comment from Allen
Time: July 5, 2008, 9:32 pm

What’s a minion? Is that like a bunion’s cousin or sumpin?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 5, 2008, 9:41 pm

It’s something really very special. Like filet minion.

Comment from Remote Agent McGoo
Time: July 5, 2008, 9:47 pm

Congrats Weaz!

Comment from Glenster
Time: July 5, 2008, 10:15 pm

Hmmmmm…. from Richardson, eh? That could be me. Do you have the IP address?

Oh, and congrats from me as well! πŸ™‚

Comment from doubleplusundead
Time: July 5, 2008, 10:31 pm

100K, awesome! I got my 100K about a month ago, its nice to finally cross that line! Hope you make 200K in half the time. I think you’ve actually picked up a lot this year, people are getting exposed to your site and enjoying it. It’s just so fun and quirky and like no other site out there.

Comment from Allen
Time: July 5, 2008, 11:07 pm

Ooooh a filet minion, I got promised some free quality anti-peta stuff today.

Dutch: “Allen, the wildfire is moving, want to help me “moove” the cattle to safer ground?”

Allen: “Sure, cough, cough, crap it’s smokey.”

Weasel, that’s a keeper. “Filet minion,” I’m gonna steal it and create a meal around it.

Comment from nicole
Time: July 5, 2008, 11:24 pm

Congrats, Weasel πŸ™‚

Comment from Machinist
Time: July 6, 2008, 1:47 am

I’m in Texas, but not Richardson. Well done, Ma’am. I enjoy your site. Thank you.

Comment from Remote Agent McGoo
Time: July 6, 2008, 7:25 am

I used to work in/close to Richardson at the TI expressway site- does that count? And I lived in Plano right up the road.

Ya see Weazel – even dpud agrees with me that this site is uniquely wonderful.

And did you get all soaked while GPS’ing yesterday? I looked on Google but couldn’t see you, although I checked nearly some of the wooded areas.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 6, 2008, 8:44 am

Sure I have the IP, Glenster, but you wouldn’t want me blabbing it, would you? Somebody might figure out…what…county you live in or something.

Mercifully, it didn’t rain on me McGoo. But I got plenty wet just because the trees and the grass and everything were wet. And I forgot to DEET up in the morning, so I got EATEN ALIVE by skeeters. And one tick. Feh.

Still, I adore this new GPS. This is what happens when you wait a long, long time before upgrading your gear — the new stuff seems miraculous.

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: July 6, 2008, 10:29 am

In my experience, those IP locators are a big load of old bollocks. If you locate my IP, it’ll tell you I’m in Middlesbrogh which a) I live ~43 miles from and, b) have never visited in my life (at least not whilst conscious).

Oh, hey, 100K – nice going Weas.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: July 6, 2008, 12:03 pm

A tick! Ew!

Now you gotta go get tested for Lyme disease again. Unless it didn’t have time to violate your skin integrity. Speaking of – I need to find your lecture/horror story about Lyme disease again to remind me why I need to go get tested. I think I got bit (again) by one of those li’l bitty decimal-point fuckers.

Comment from porknbean
Time: July 6, 2008, 1:26 pm

Filet minion? Zounds, weasel filets her minions.
Which country did that cannibal, who fileted his willing victim, then became a vegetarian, belong to?

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 6, 2008, 2:46 pm

Gibby’s right. I think all they do is track where your ISP has a hub or somesuch,

As for Lyme disease, her Ladyship sent me an article saying we have it here to quite a degree, now.

Wonderful πŸ™

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: July 6, 2008, 2:48 pm

pnb – Germany obviously. Germans are weird. Take away their Wehrmacht and they go all nutty.

Comment from Allen
Time: July 6, 2008, 4:04 pm

Thanks Gibby, I was just getting ready to have some lunch. Not so much anymore…

He also became interested in the Green Party, hmmm. Somehow that fits, not sure why, but it does.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 6, 2008, 6:24 pm

Where do you reckon ‘environmentalism’ really began, Allen?

Damn good ‘Greens’ the Nazis… I’ve only just begun to realise how much of this nonsense started back then.

Comment from Allen
Time: July 6, 2008, 7:09 pm

Uncle B, I did come across that some time ago, but had mostly forgotten about it. I don’t recall the details, but I do recall their reverence for “nature.” It had a touch of mysticism to it, like now.

Another nice little legacy.

Comment from pajama momma
Time: July 6, 2008, 7:41 pm

Well congratulations!

on a side note, my sis lives in San Diego, Ca and it always shows her as living in Richardson, Texas. It’s a Time Warner cable thing, I guess.

Comment from Jill
Time: July 6, 2008, 9:48 pm

Uber-woot, Weasel!

Comment from Allen
Time: July 6, 2008, 11:00 pm

Talented midgets are just so cool, especially in Creepy Robot Voice version.

Hearing “double U O O T a hundred grand” was funny too.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: July 6, 2008, 11:13 pm

Where else on the web can you read about uber-woots and talented midgets. I tell ya – If I were any happier I’d jump through my own crack.

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: July 7, 2008, 6:01 am

Wow, McGoo, I’d pay real money to see that… evidence of athleticism…

Congratulations to the Weasel! I wanna see that 1 mil mark!

PS: you know, I swear I never thought I was a furry, but seeing the drawn weasel and ferret pictures you liven your site up with, there’s a certain… attractiveness about the little suckers…

//not stalking… honest…

Comment from Former Lurker
Time: July 7, 2008, 6:07 am

Congratulations, Weasel!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 7, 2008, 7:57 am

Hey Gregory:

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 7, 2008, 7:58 am

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: July 7, 2008, 8:20 am

Greggy, I admire that French king – I ferget his name – who was reputed to have managed to stick his own head up his ass. What a gymnastically unique way to end your days.

Stoat-cheesecake photos. There’s nothin’ those shameless mustalids won’t do for a photo op.

Comment from Princess Bernie
Time: July 7, 2008, 8:55 am

Congrats on the 100k!

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: July 7, 2008, 10:37 pm

Dammit, Weasel, don’t tempt me πŸ˜‰

Although, why the bikini look when they’re pretty much all covered up already anyways…

McGoo, can we drop the -gy ending, please? Only one person calls me that and he’s quite possible bisexual, which kinda creeps me out. Not because he’s good looking, which he is in a metrofaggy kinda way, but because he’s been ‘adopted’ by a 6’6″ 300lb former liquor smuggler. That name always sets up strange and tragic associations in my head.

Or, I could go back and call you Goo-boy, and we’ll call it evens. πŸ˜›

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: July 7, 2008, 11:47 pm

Greggy has a boyfriend!
Greggy has a boyfriend!
Greggy has a boyfriend!

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: July 8, 2008, 5:46 am

Ooh, you lucky Malaysia doesn’t have easily accessible guns, you ‘hoon. Or Scud missiles. Or ICBMs, Russian or otherwise. Otherwise, the world would be out one ex-Muslim ex-Pakistani Mormon AoSHQ moronblogger.

Actually, you might be the only ex-Muslim ex-Pakistani Mormon AoSHQ moronblogger in existence. Which would kinda make you endangered, won’t it? Won’t wanna make you go the way of the dodo…

Ah, fukkit. Pass the Val-U-Rite, and we’ll talk about Vanity, Patricia Araujo and Kim Devine. Just the two of us. And a weasel. And a couple of hobos just in case we get bored.

Comment from Muslihoon
Time: July 8, 2008, 11:35 am

Being endangered has its perks.

Comment from Gregory the First
Time: July 9, 2008, 5:46 am

Well, yeah, until mating season, anyways…

And besides, teh Amex slogan goes “Membership… has its privileges”

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