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Back to Christy Dignam – front man for Aslan.

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr. Feelgood.

Jesse Jackson, Sr and Jr. Twofer.

runner up would be the satisfaction of seeing “Reverend” Louie Parraquat take a dirt nap.

quatrose!!

Once again Muhammad ALI!!!

Kirk Douglas. SOB will probably outlive me.

Gordon Brown, the gurning one-eyed sociopathic twat.

betty the white

Maureen O’Hara

Rosalyn Carter

Fidel

Sticking with the King – BB that is. with the hypertension and the diabetes it can’t be too long.

Nothing could make a better Christmas gift than Jimmy Carter stuffing it like the Turkey he is.

As always, Fred Phelps (D).

I’ll take Robert Mugabe. Maybe it’s catching.

Zsa Zsa Gabor

El Presidente Nicolas Maduro is on borrowed time fer sure.

The world is a target-rich environment. Between the overt enemies of our country [foreign and domestic], and the covert ones who pretend to be an “opposition” to those enemies, all of which seem to be bleeding immortal, it is hard to choose.

Last time I chose Harry Reid’s catamite Mitch McConnell. I’ll go back across the aisle, and since the Left’s own Tom Riddle is off limits, let it be Reid himself, of something suppurating and fulminating, and not blocked by a filibuster.

Subotai Bahadur

William Shatner

Since it’s a Christmas list for Santa: Barack Hussein Obama, killer of everything good in America and elsewhere.

Carol Channing

Castro – Raul, not Fidel.

Henry Kissinger (the Baron Harkonnen on 20th Century).

I’ll take Ed “I went into acting as psychotherapy, and it’s still a work in progress” Asner

Great Googlymooglies, I missed the low hanging fruit…

Chuck Berry

Lauren Bacall

Sticking with Casey Kasem.

Can’t believe no one else picked her yet……but I’ll continue to go with Nancy Reagan.

Olivia de Haviland and I’m a he Stoaty…

George Soros

Sean Connery. He ain’t lookin too good these days

Charlie Sheen in a blaze of glory and a puff of white powder.

Whew! Here I am late fearing when I got here I’d have to go mackerel shopping. But, NO! I’m off that hook.

David Rockefeller Sr.

DIE! DIE! DIE Already!

Stephen Hawking.

Eli Wallach

An oldie, but a goodie! Mikhail Kalashnikov.

Clint Eastwood…….happily I pick him as I never win ANYTHING.

Hairy Pelosi and/or Nanzy Reid….preferably together whilst fornicating.

Now, a healthy dose of mind bleach will help rid you of that mental image. maybe.

George Zimmerman

Teh dumb ass don’t seem to be able to help himself.

Mickey Rooney

Al Sharpton. His head just keeps getting bigger so it’s got to explode sooner or later.

Chris Mathews from some twisted obama induced auto-erotic “accident” involving a tingle.

Damned new job conflicting with deadpool…

Abe Vigoda. I’m convinced he’s a cyborg since he looked 70 in 1970, but since abevigoda.com is my homepage at work (don’t ask) at least I’ll be the first to know.

Billy Graham. He said the FOX special was his last proclamation, so maybe he knows something we don’t.

I’m scubefreaked between the Assassination of Alex Jones or Hillary Clinton.

Sid Caesar

Mary Tyler Moore

Luise Ranier.

Just to keep her going…at 103…

Tony Bennett

Pete Seeger, if you please

Isn’t it time for another Presidential Assassination?

I’m going with Obama – re-decorating the Podeum with an interesting new colour called ‘hint of brain’ …

(Urk… Oceania, you are one sickening creature.)

My entry: Actor/singer Herb Jeffries

Desmond Tutu, because that commie bastard Nelson will need company in hell. While the world mourns the loss of Nelson, let us remember what nasty bastards he and his troops were:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necklacing

Don Rickles

Day-oh, day-oh.

Daylight come and Harry Belafonte want to go home to the ever loving arms of Satan

Kirk Douglas

My usual late-arrival has not obviated either of my most-favored picks, I see –

Ah, well – I’ll go with the most usual, and put in for Red-Jane Fonda to bite the big ‘un – c’mon, Janey, you can do it, just lie back, swallow that ol’ tongue and think of four-and-twenty pretty li’l Marxists, all in a row (which would make them a very ready and attractive target, now wouldn’t it just?).

Actually, I kinda tend to favor SomeVeg’s pick – now that Jimmuh’s been safely supplanted by Da Wun as Worst U.S. PresiDUNCE (Any Century, Any Era, All-Around Division), he can shuffle off this Mortal P-Nut-Shell, take his little ol’ hammer and go build Habitats In Hades (even Lucifer’s Own can use a spit-level furnace or two, y’know?).

No offense, Paula Douglas, but I’m hoping you lose – a mind like Hawking’s is definitely an asset to be held onto as long as possible.

As to Oceanic Balderdash’s “pick” – totally ineffectual (as is its author), as twolaneflash already (in the true spirit of Christmas a-wishin’ and a-hopin’) designated Da Wun; so – no Podium re-decoration in your favor, ya disgusting Kiwi twit.

BTW – should the subject arise, I think steve’s pick would require some extra-special vetting (due, of course, to steve’s rule), as it seems still entirely possible that Fidel’s already roasting chestnuts by Satan’s open fire, but, for any number of possible reasons, Raul and the rest of the Cubano Revolutionary romper-room Central Gubment are keeping the admission of his demise under wraps for the nonce. I mean, whose responsibility is it to run verification on actual date of demise, in a case of secretly-delayed corpus announcement?

Hugh Hefner – smoking jacket catches on fire.

Burt Reynolds. Just saw him on Gas Monkey Garage. Not looking good.

Michael Moore. From choking on an entire cow.

Mikhail Gorbachev – he’s almost 83 years old, and he’s repeatedly criticised Putin. Both facts suggest he might not live a lot longer.

Ramsey Clark, commie bastid.

Ah man – I’m so late that my fallback has been poached (Grrr Mrs. Compton).

Kanye West. Please.

Looking good, RushBabe!

Thanks! That means a lot coming from you! (Not that I want to see the Rev. Graham slip the coil, but he is about 95, I think.)

Ahhh Amerikans … a natural assumption of your own cognitive cultural superiority, however – your own culture decays around you in a muiltiracial denigration …

The USA, a terran empire that ended in the early 21st century … now there is the real dead pool.

Kim Jong Un in a military coup

Miley Cyrus. From being hit by a wrecking ball.

BTW, Stoaty, I’ve been really busy and haven’t been here as regularly as I used to be, but I want you to know that I enjoy this blog very much. You, Chris Muir, and Laura Ledford are the folks I try to keep up with. Don’t have to worry as much about Ace of Spades, because hubs reads him and always fills me in. Anyway, thanks! 🙂

Al Molinaro

Ezekiel Emanuel.

asshole.

Van Dyke, Dick, 1ea

Joan of A, Burt’s been looking like that for years. Saw him in a close-up on TV about 8-10 years ago. Looked like he was wearing his own death mask or his makeup had been applied by a noob mortician.

Lots of old hazbins, and one young’un. Let me help balance it out by picking Lindsay Lohan. She’s 27, y’see ..

Mew

Willie Nelson, the Red-headed stranger.

80 years old, probably been high for 60 of those years.

As always, looking to break new ground.

Robert M. Morgenthau, renowned former District Attorney for New York County (Manhattan) from 1975 to 2009. Not especially deserving, but 94 years old.

Let’s go with a second infamous Manela – Winnie. Perhaps during the upcoming ceremony there will be a flaming tire funeral pyre and she can toss her sorry self onto it.

Too much to hope that Gordon Brown can die in time for Xmas and make me very happy.

The child molester: Roman Polanski

Walter Mondale…

I’m going to hope John McCain shuffles off this mortal coil before he can do much more backstabbing damage.

Late to the party, sonombatch.

I’m gonna have to go with the Ayatollah Khamanei or however you spell the head Mad Mullah.

Sorry I’m late.

wow, she’s still available. Joan Fontaine, then.

Once again, I will go with George Soros…please, Grim Reaper, make this a verry merry Christmas!!

Joan Fontaine!

Stan Lee. He did a cameo in Iron Man 2 playing Hugh Hefner and man, he didn’t look to good.

Sir David Attenborough.
Bizarre autoerotic gratification ritual involving lyrebird chorus.

Linda Ronstadt, running out of Stoner supplies can be so… downing.

Harry, George Soros was picked already. Just pointing that out because I’d hate to see you waste a pick when there are so many deserving choices!

Barbara Walters.

Country singer Ray Price.

Charlie Rich. I hear he’s been moved to hospice care. 🙁

No one had Peter O’Toole?

I thought o’toole was long dead, alas!

Mew

Whoopi Goldberg… ’cause she’s not funny or entertaining, anymore.

Tom Laughlin, star of ‘Billy Jack’ films and presidential candidate, dead at 82

Reports of Ray Price’s death are (as of this posting) premature. It sadly looks hopeful for you, though, Jeff Weimer. 🙁

Congratulations to “dissent555” with Joan Fontaine for the win! 96 years old and a great actress.

See ya’ll on Friday.

Dang. I’m betting (should he live so long) Ray Price gets snapped up pretty quick.

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Is that haiku?

“Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon…”

that’s got Oceana’s fingerprints all over it…

thefritz @ December 16, 2013, 5:38 pm:
“Pretty section of content. I just stumbled upon…”

that’s got Oceana’s fingerprints all over it…

The backlink is to a five-month-old post on “Dave’s Words of Wisdom”. It seems to be a real (currently active) blog by a guy who posts treacly aphorisms with greeting-card-like illustrations.

Which is no explanation at all for the name used (Spanish for “neurolinguistic programming”??), or the weird comment-spam-like content, or why the link is to a posting from July 23….

Ray Price is … no more.

It takes a smart man with a lot of will power to wait for the dead pool to end, but before it recommences, before shuffling off the mortal coil, and thus dying undicked and in dignity.

RIP.

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2013/12/16/ray-price-dead-country-music-legend-was-87/

Another DP favorite has slipped between the cracks…Ronnie Biggs caught the last train and can’t get picked…sorry AltBBrown.