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Hot and sunny today. Horrible!



Comment from scubafreak
Time: July 26, 2008, 12:54 pm


I don’t know if I should call Spawn, or Choade McBlob for help!!!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 26, 2008, 6:00 pm

Uncle B ran into a little friend at the village fair today:


Comment from Lokki
Time: July 26, 2008, 6:40 pm

1. See Weas? No !%@!#@& Links!

2. You all had better hope McGoo comes back and starts writing haiku again soon.

3. You know I had to do this song….therefore I take no personal responsiblity what-so-ever.

Isn’t it rich?
But somehow it seems fair –
Bozo at last on the ground,
Dan Rather off-air.
End of the clowns.

Isn’t it bliss?
Don’t you approve?
One banished to HDNET,
One who can’t move.
Where are the clowns?
End of the clowns.

Don’t you love farce?
That’s why I turned on CBS
I thought that you’d want what I want.
Sorry, I guess.
But where are the clowns?
Quick, send me a clown.
Don’t bother, Barack Obama is here.

Comment from kishnevi
Time: July 26, 2008, 10:27 pm

A couple of days ago you were complaining about storms leaving you wet and bedraggled, and now you’re complaining about it being sunny and hot.

Make your mind!

Good thing you don’t live down here in Florida. Usually it’s both on the same day. And if you are in the right location, it’s both at the same time. This is the only place I’ve ever been in a thunderstorm while the sun is shining.

Comment from wendyworn
Time: July 27, 2008, 1:35 am

I will attempt the evil clown haiku:

The clowns are in charge
Burning through our cold hard cash
Obama wants in

you know, first try and all…

Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: July 27, 2008, 1:40 pm

I bet that guy was baking inside that suit. Global Warming! has finally started happening this summer. Or maybe it’s just weather…nah.

I hope B didn’t give that guy any money without first checking he was a representative of a registered charity. He doesn’t even have a clipboard for Christ’s sake.

Comment from porknbean
Time: July 27, 2008, 2:35 pm

I bet that guy was baking inside that suit.

I bet that guy IS Uncle B. But what I want to know is, where is the bottom half of his swimsuit? Or is that a bow tie? Looks like a swim top.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 27, 2008, 4:47 pm

I think he needed certifying. It must have been in the high 80s and very humid and that twit was wandering around collecting for badgers. And yes, of course we’re worth it, but even so…

Comment from Matt
Time: July 27, 2008, 8:49 pm

Aside from their aesthetic qualities why collect for badgers?


Comment from Pupster
Time: July 27, 2008, 10:47 pm

Because Badgers are too proud to ask for donations themselves.

Also, they tend to bite the hand that feeds.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: July 28, 2008, 2:27 am

Matt – Aside from their aesthetic qualities why collect for badgers?

There’s a great deal of persecution of badgers in the UK. In fact a very expensive and vigorous campaign was just fought to stop the gummint gassing them. Many farmers claim badgers spread bovine TB. Scientific opinion says we just cough a lot.

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