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The news makes me feel like I been takin’ crazy pills

Hey, we recycle in this household, pal!

I’m calling the Dead Pool for Carl. Chicken Farmer picked Tony Benn first, but it was his second pick so it doesn’t count. So sorry, Chicken Farmer — I’d love to give a dick to another chookophile, but rules is rules.

This is Carl’s second win, but he has yet to claim his first dick. If you step forward, C, you get *2* dicks. And also maybe me turning up some day asking to sleep on your sofa.

Your call.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: March 17, 2014, 11:27 pm

Just to add entertainment value, how about we make entries in The Dead Pool as always, according to Stoatie’s fine rules, but then in a ¶2 add a non-playing name of who we WISH would expeditiously embark on the cosmic dirt nap?

Comment from Mojo
Time: March 18, 2014, 12:27 am

So who croaked?

Comment from Mojo
Time: March 18, 2014, 12:28 am

I would say “kicked the bucket” but it’s overused. And always reminds me of Jimmy Durante, anyway.

Comment from Nina
Time: March 18, 2014, 12:36 am

That’s some wishful thinking gone good!

Comment from Veeshir
Time: March 18, 2014, 1:35 am

I was hoping someone had that Phelps tool.

It would just seem fitting if someone got the dick for his passing.

Comment from Carl
Time: March 18, 2014, 2:00 am

Wease, Wedgie Benn is my third win. My previous ones were Seve Ballesteros and Ariel Sharon. I’m trying to catch up with Steve’s total. I’ll be in touch.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: March 18, 2014, 2:36 am

Putin is riding too close to the front! The plane would be nose heavy. He should be straddling the fuselage just behind the wings. His boots would then hang in that natural place betwixt the engine and the body. His weight would also be evenly distributed, especially for take off and landing.

I’m also pretty sure he should have eye protection against egrets and such other flying animals.

Comment from weasel tablet
Time: March 18, 2014, 3:16 am

I know, Tom. But I needed the livery to be readable.

Comment from weaselwannabe
Time: March 18, 2014, 2:05 pm

Tony Benn? Really??? I’m not accusing you of being a “dick-tease”, but I did have Tony Bennett in the last round… Congratulations to Carl!

Comment from Deborah
Time: March 18, 2014, 5:28 pm

Stoaty—your illustration made me think Slim Pickens and this:

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: March 18, 2014, 5:36 pm

Congrats Carl!

Comment from RushBabe
Time: March 18, 2014, 7:20 pm

Rachel “Bunny” Mellon also slipped the coil. Surprised no one remembered her, being that she was 101 and the “Listerine heiress!”


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 18, 2014, 7:31 pm

Okay, Carl, does this mean you didn’t send me an address because I’d sent you dick before so I already had it, or does it mean that I owe you THREE dicks?

Sorry I didn’t remember your previous win. I totally lost track by Round 20.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 19, 2014, 8:10 pm

If you step forward, C, you get *2* dicks. And also maybe me turning up some day asking to sleep on your sofa.

I’m sure you have a perfectly innocent explanation.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 19, 2014, 11:48 pm

We all know that the CIA was behind the destruction of that aircraft.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: March 20, 2014, 2:55 am

the CIA was behind

You wish, perv. You probably like that tupping great horsemeat thrusting into your buttocks.

Comment from Oceania
Time: March 20, 2014, 10:36 am

I know so.
Going to wait around till another Boeing gets remotely diverted?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 20, 2014, 11:39 am

I cannot tell you how happy I would be if I thought the CIA could pull off something this big and slick.

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