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Former Boston mayor, Thomas Menino.

Eli Wallach

Bob Schieffer

Leonard Nimoy

I used a very scientific process by which to choose ole Bob – I entered “nasty old leftist hack” into my search bar, his name was first in the results, I thought “fuck that guy in particular”, and the choice was made. Hopefully he has better timing than Fred Phelps.

Muhammad ALI once more!!

Olivia De Havilland FTW. She was born in ’16 for goodness’ sake.

Chuck Berry

Getting in early, but with (as always) a completely new pick…

Princess Ashraf Pahlavi, twin sister of the late Shah of Iran.

(One of the very few actual cases of royal twins; I looked up the subject on hearing of young Mrs. Windsor’s expectancy.)

Nancy Reagan

Whale, my other picks have enjoyed the great good fortune of not becoming a dick on my office wall, so I shall revert to Valerie Harper. Doctors gave her three months to live, but that was almost a year ago. Her meningeal cancer is supposedly “nearly in remission”, but that ain’t jack…”nearly” doesn’t count. And we all know the entertainment media lies like a cheap rug…

I’m staying with Archbishop Desmond Tutu.

Michael Moore. I don’t even care if he pulls a Fred Phelps and leaves me dickless.

Jimmy Carter.

Sticking with Kirk Douglas til one of us goes tits up.

John McCain

Time for the house favorite: Zsa Zsa Gabor

Robert Mugabee

Sticking with William Shatner.

Ramsey Clark has always pissed me off. I’d like my prize to be a Weasel carved urinal cake in his likeness.

Lee majors. For the bionic dick

While I admit that I would prefer that asteroid 2003 QQ47, which was possibly going to hit earth today, would instead have landed on top of Capitol City [having the same positive effect on the country as a massive dose of antibiotics has on a rake suffering with syphilus], it is going to miss. And on Capitol Hill alone that is too many ambulatory dicks to pay off.

So instead I will choose Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin [Влади́мир Влади́мирович Пу́тин], Tsar-of-All-the-Russias-He-Can-Steal. Unfortunately, he will likely die laughing his жопа off at our nutless wonder of a momjeans cluster-copulation of a Lightworker.

I lost track of the time and Nanny 1 slipped my forever pick of Nancy Reagan in there first…..grr if she goes now!! Soooo….don’t think anyone has grabbed Henry Kissenger yet have they? I ‘believe’ he is still among the living isn’t he?

Sticking with Mickey Rooney.

Nancy Pelosi

That over-the-hill black-hearted David S Rockefeller, Sr.

Bob Newhart, for as long as it takes.

Tony Bennett

HRH Phil the greek

George Soros, who has FAR more to answer for than Fred Phelps did…

They HAVE to admit it someday: ‘F’ Castro. For all you kiddies who are playing the Death Pool, ‘F’ stands for Fidel, Bleeder, ahem Former Leader of Cuba. Or it could stand for a verb…. who knows?

Mr. Bridges, I am leaving Hanoi Jane to you this time, cause I hear her dog-pox treatments are working…..for now. I don’t think they’ll clear up the stuff she picked up from sleeping with the pig though…. so there’s still some hope.

Danny Glover

Abe Vigoda

Luise Rainer

Because 104.

Ed Asner.

Just cuz.

Clive James

Arseniy Yatsenyuk from a unexplained case of Polonium poisoning after a visit by the FSB.

harry belafonte

Noam Chomsky. Do something for the world,DIE.

John “Jhon Carey” Kerry from a terminal case of Putinitis. Or polonium, whichever.

Stephen Hawking.

Carol Burnett

Since I’ve had Mumbles Menino poached from me, I’ll go deep to my wish list and hope that the other mumbling fool Ed Markey beats Menino in a finish to death.

Larry King. I saw him on late night paid programming hawking something last night. He looked old when he was on the radio in Miami, back in the 60s and he looks about the same now.

Bob Barker

Abe Vigoda is still alive?? WhoDaThunkIt?…Has anybody told him? I mean, lately?…

‘Kay, maybe me & SomeVeg have been approaching this Li’l Red Insaney Janey thing all wrong, doin’ a tag-team approach, here – tell you what, this time and this time ONLY…purely as a scienterrific* experimentation sorta-thingy, I’ll lay off the ol’ beeyatch, too, and take Larry King for this go-’round instead. I mean, Henry’s Biggest (Female) Mistake is such a perverse, ornery ol’ bat, maybe she’s forestalling the Long (and, in her case anyway, Richly-Deserved) Dirt Nap simply ’cause of all the continuing negative vibes being beamed at her, and if nobody’s watching or seems to care for awhile…well…mebbe she’ll “shuffle off this mortal coil”, just to get some (though only in her view, of course) “positive” attention for a “big finish”…

Worth a try, right?…So – this time: that Matrimonial Miracle Man, the most soft-headed, lovey-dovey, soft-pitch interviewer to ever foam at the mike, Larry “Galluses-R-Me” King.

(Although, truth to tell, if Insaney Janey doesn’t take the bait and bite the big one in this round, I’m rootin’ for SomeVeg’s pick – let’s face it, folks, like the old song says, Summer’s a-comin’ and they’ll be runnin’ outta ice, and ol’ Fee-dell’s gotta be gettin’ pretty “ripe for the planting” by now anyway. Gets kinda warmish down Cuba-way about this time of year, it does…)

(*That’s, of course, an inverse-contraction of “terrific science” – and what I’m trying, here, is at least as terrifically scienterrific as Mighty AlGore’s ol’ fave, Glowball Wormering/Coolering/Changering ‘Cause Of Peepull, right?)

Whoopsy – that’s what happens when ya go blathering along like the only non-drunken Irishman at a late-night wake, and don’t read carefully enough: PatAZ beat me to ol’ Lar’…what to do, what to do?

O.k., it seems like Fate or something – I surrender, I’ll go quietly, Insaney Red-Pants Jane Fonda it will be – maybe she’s not paying close attention, ‘way out there on the Left Coast.

Yet another Fine Theory that will perhaps remain forever un-tested…

Carol Channing.

Authoress, Bel Kaufman

I’ll take Sidney Poitier. I don’t wish him ill but he didn’t look or sound good at the Academy Awards.

I am NOT picking Harry Reid this time. I’d rather he live long enough to lose a race for Senate Minority Leader.

I’m going for Elijah Cummings, D-MD. Because it’s the right thing to do.

Ah, crap. Once again I’m late to the party and all of the good picks are picked. Dang day job!

At this rate I’ll be tits up myself long before I win a dick of my own, more’s the pity. I’ll have to will it to my grandchildren (assuming I ever get any).

If Dave’s not picking the senior senator from the great State of Nevada, I will. In the nature of wish fulfillment, since he won’t just go away.

Please, Harry, just go away. Far away.

henry Heimlich

Sheila Jackson Lee

She’s so dumb I don’t know how she can survive much longer.

Does it have to be a person? Or can I pick the US Constitution?

Okay, okay – for the deeeeck:

Oleksandr Turchynov (Олександр Турчинов), acting president of the Ukraine. Not a job I would want right now, considering the current circumstances AND the fact that a former president was poisoned.

Clint East wood made it this far…..further please. Don’t make this punk lucky.

sebilius.

Harry Reid since Davem123 skipped him over.

dang it, I didn’t think the first one posted so I will stick with sebilius.

Zimmermanfan swoops in for Reid, Harry dick that he is.

Thanks to dave123 and to ocareha8ter.

I nominate that old drunk, Dick Van Dyke, currently suffering from an undisclosed “neurological disorder.” Disorder. Yeah. Scrambled, more like it.

Richard Attenborough

back to billy graham

Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend.

William “slick willie” Jefferson “cigar stuffer” Clinton

@J.S.Bridges

Good call…Insaney Janey isn’t looking so hawt nowadays.

http://tinyurl.com/qbupqw6

[Warning: excessive fawning may make you retch]

“She may be 76-years-old but Jane Fonda looks years younger, with her trim figure, flawless complexion and perfectly highlighted blonde hair.”

Snert. Riiight.

With luck the croaking of the vile Commie-humping shitsack Benn will start a trend of Lefties going for a dirt nap. With that in mind, may Gordon Brown aspirate his porridge and die a lingering death.

President Putt-Putt Obama, by lightning strike on the 8th green. God has to be saving up for a hole in The One one of these days, or golf is just not holy. I’d settle for his mother-in-law parting his skull with Lincoln’s bust or with a two iron.

Hugh Hefner, in his jammies, with the Viagra-induced stroke

Zimmermanfan @ March 22, 2014, 12:25 pm:

Zimmermanfan swoops in for Reid, Harry dick that he is.

Too late!

Nina @ March 22, 2014, 3:59 am:
If Dave’s not picking the senior senator from the great State of Nevada, I will.

Which was a little hinky, as she didn’t include his name, making the pick obscure (i.e. a search won’t find it).

Perhaps a new rule is needed.

So go with Irwin Corey, Hosni Mubarak, Bill Ayres, Jacques Chirac, Keith Richards, Louis Farrakhan, Silvio Berlusconi, John Dingell, ex-Pope Benedict, GHW Bush, the Queen, Ayman Zawahiri, Joseph Kony…

I’m always too late, curses!

I choose to believe Rule3 comes before Rule4.

Therefore, I choose to interpret this as the “Senior Shitprick from Nevada” is Nina’s pick.

Mary Tyler Moore

I would like a ruling from Her Regal Stoatliness about rule 0. It says, “your pick has to be living when picked.” Does this mean actually living, or officially living? I’ve already got my pick in, and he’s definitely both actually and officially alive, so the answer does not affect me this round. But what if somebody picked either Zaharie Ahmad Shah or Fariq Abdul Hamid, the pilot and copilot of MH370? It seems a pretty good bet that both are feeding the fishes but that isn’t absolutely known and certainly no one has issued death certs yet for them.

George HW Bush

Don “Hockey Puck” Rickles

Jim Kelly

Scott will probably take the late Dick.

Christopher Lee

Lynne Stewart, the hirsute leftist lawyer who was convicted of assisting Omar Abdel-Rahman.

John, boy I sure fucked up Michigan, Dingell

Douchebag and all around human hemmorhoid, Keith Abu Stupido Ellison. Salami lickin, Keith… you lugnut.

Hamid Karzai

Looks like nobody had James Schlesinger

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/03/27/former-defense-energy-secretary-james-schlesinger-dies/?intcmp=latestnews

Carry on…

John “let’s help trash the country” Beohner…..in a compromising position with a Democrat gerbil.

Another surprising demise… Noel Sheppard of Newsbusters:

http://newsbusters.org/blogs/brent-bozell/2014/03/29/our-noel-sheppard-passed-away

More that a week late. I was out of town. So my throw away pick is Michio Kaku. Smart guy but seems like a cloying media hog to me. I could be wrong, of course.

RIP John Pinette….

Anyone have Micky Rooney – I heard he bought the farm…..

Someone usually does, but it’s been a long weekend and I’m too tired to check.

🙂

LesterIII(?) had the Roonster. RIP.

Congrats, Lester III. (Although it is kind of weird to congratulate someone for someone else dying…)

Yes, LesterIII is a wiener.

Lesterlll
LesterIII
Lester111

I guess I picked the right horse!

“I lost $2 at Santa Anita and I’ve spent $3 million trying to get it back.”

RIP Mickey, you delivered one last dick, and not to an ungrateful ex-wife!

Yaay for Lester III on his/her Dicking!

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