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Billy Graham for the poached dick!

Harry “Kochsucker” Reid

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr.

Feelgood.

John McCain

One more round with Muhammad ALI!!!!

Hugh Hefner!

Eli Wallach

Jimmy Carter. Even if he is no longer the Worst President Evah™, the old fart is a waste of oxygen, and always has been.

Rosalyn Carter

I’ll keep Elijah Cummings.

Keir Dullea once again. He can’t outlive me, right?

Luise Rainer…

Nancy Pelosi

Although this slow-moving train wreck that is the Obama regime is fun to watch, I want to see what his funeral will be like. Mind you, I’m not dismissing how much more entertainment President Plugs ‘n Veneers Biden will bring to The Bully Pulpit. Plus, We would get to replace Moochie with Dr. (I’m not a real doctor) Jill, so winning!

Olivia de Havilland

Ol’ Red-diaper-baby Crazy-Insaney Janey Fonda (of whom no one in their Right Mind is fond-ah)…preferably, chokin’ to death whilst drooling over random thoughts of Far-Left evil-doers doin’ evil…

Sorry, SomeVeg, but I jus’ gotta – the ol’ witch is now gettin’ just old enough, there’s a fair-to-Midland chance I could win…oh, be easy-like, my wishful heart!

(Maybe somebunny wants to chip-in a nomination for either Das HillaryBeest, the Political Disaster That Sometimes (Badly) Impersonates A Woman…or maybe ol’ Eric “Fast ‘N Nastious” Holder, the nominal “Head” of the Department Of (In)Justice??…)

I almost picked the hate monger Hank Aaron…SOB needs to go.
http://tinyurl.com/lu3agby

(Sorry, didn’t proof-read well enough – that “Nastious” with reference to Holder should have been “Nastiest” – dang new keyboard, doesn’t spell much better than the old one…)

I’m gonna switch it up and pick Al “The Rat” Sharpton.

George Soros

Mumbles Mennino, former mayor of beantown.

man, and how much work do you people have to screw off to get in this early? if it wasn’t for the fact I’ve seen all my patients and just have a little bit of paperwork left to do, I wouldn’t have been in for another few hours!

Bob Schieffer

Can’t give the exact name, but it should be possible to identify the specific person after it happens:

The first Federal agent to open fire on the Bundy Family in Nevada; by a bolt of lightning if there is a just G-d, or other means.

Ann B. Davis

Prioritize, armybrat, prioritize!

Well, since Mr. Bridges has chosen to put the touch (using the obligatory ten-foot pole) on Hanoi-strain Jane, I am forced to go for the eternal internet glories of winning with Fidel. I have it on good authority that this is the month during which Communist refrigerators begin to fail from heat-overload…..if true there will be another April ressurection on record, albeit more of a “dead-cat-bounce” in Fidel’s case.

Just in case some of the kids haven’t heard of him, I mean Fidel Castro, Dictator of Cuba, more commonly known as Hugo Chavez’ older brother

Not Ann B. Davis! She’s kind of my spirit animal.

Oh, I’m sorry! It just came to me. Let’s hope I lose.

Kathleen Sibelius, on the park bench

Well, if you win, biztecka, your punishment shall be — a portrait of Ann B. Davis!

Valerie Harper

Lois Lerner.

If it looks like she’s gonna crack, it’s Fort Marcy Park for her.

Kirk Douglas — again.

Cattle Rancher Cliven Bundy. He’s become a Cause Celeb for the States Rights / Sovereign citizen crowd, and the Feds are NOT going to allow a figurehead like that to live if they can help it. BLM will murder him at the first viable opportunity. Besides, BLM has already sold leases on the area for Gas and Oil drilling (Tortoises my ass), so the faster they toe tag Bundy, the faster they get their pay day..

Nancy Reagan

Al Molinaro for the artful dick.

Hmmm… my Carol Channing didn’t show up.

Clive James

David Rockefeller Sr.
It’s time, Dave.

Chuck Berry

Jerry Lewis. Nothing against the man, but I would like to see French people cry.

HRH Prince Phillip

Casey Kasem. Poor bastard is surrounded by entrenched gold-diggers…

It’s so easy- linda ronstadt

Debbie Reynolds? (Sadly.)

Stephen Hawking, already.

I’m poaching Robert Mugabe.

Actually, that sounds like a good idea anytime.

poaching eli wallach

We shall see, Platypuss. People can get to that last hurdle and then just hang on and hang on.

When the Dead Pool was new, Zsa Zsa was the favorite pick, because she was widely believed to have one foot in the grave (and the other had just been amputated).

That was, what — two, three years ago now?

I’ll take Hillary Clinton. Did you see how slow her reaction to that shoe was?

Back to Lauren “Baby” Bacall.

I stuck with my standard Rockefeller death wish. I thought I might pick Cliven Bundy, but I really, really, reallyreallyreally didn’t want to win that way, as he would most definitely not be the only one down. The most satisfactory way for that mess to end would be for the local BLM director, his boss, and all the way up the chain of command to Sec. of Interior Jewell to die when their helicopter crashes into a bat-chomping, bird-slicing eco crucifix, a/k/a wind farm turbine.

Zsa Zsa this late…..oh my…..

Well I must have slept through the posting time again so I lost my gal Nancy Reagan for the second time in a row. 🙁 Therefor I must return again to my old fall back Henry Kissinger.

@ thefritz:

When Hank Aaron was closing in on Ruth’s record, I was in college just a few blocks away from the stadium. The team was so bad there were only a few hundred people at most home games, falling to one-third of the first season’s attendance. The other teams didn’t care how many home runs Aaron hit, since the Braves were going to lose the game anyway, and they never wasted their best pitchers on the Braves.

I’ll take B. B. King this time

Michael Moore.

Abe Vigoda – hang in there Abe! I don’t need the dick that bad…

John Dingle(berry), Communist Congressman from MI. FTW this time!

My usual Ramsey Clark, because he needs to go.

Efrem Zimbalist, Jr.

Rosie O’Donnell, of cardiac and body weight issues… have a look!
http://www.classicfirearms.com/media/wysiwyg/rosie_1.jpg

@ thefritz:

Someone also needs to let Hank Aaron know that back in the days he was referring to that the Klan was a favored organization of the Democrats.

Sucks to be ignorant Henry.

Arturo Licata Current World record holder for oldest man.

Charlie Rangel

Since I’m late to the party, I’ll take Raul Castro, Fidels spry younger brother.

William Shatner

Leonard Nimoy – because the only good Vulcan is a dead Vulcan.

David Letterman – by CBS hit squad

Well, late to the dance, and my favorite, Valerie Harper, has been poached, so I will go with Option B: Alan Young, Wilbur from Mr. Ed.

Stoaty, I hope she hangs on for a Long Long Time.
She was a beaut back in the day.

Doris day…… She just turned 90 the other day….and I hate that song.

I have often wondered (and I don’t mean fantasized) what making love to Doris Day would have been like back in the day. Did anyone ever find out?

With her image as “professional virgin” she always struck me as not innocent (which might be delicious to corrupt), but simply as indifferent to sex… I can’t help but thinking it would be like making love to a box recipe vanilla pudding served straight from the refrigerator.

She’d probably be singing

“Que sera sera
Just get it over with please
I’m not going to cum you see
So que sera sera”

Now excuse me, I have more drinking to do.

I’m just teasing you, platypuss. All’s fair in the Dead Pool.

You know the old saying? “I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin.”

If you know anything about her personally, though, she’s a pretty appealing person.

Babs Mikulski. No particular reason, other than I’m a day late and a dollar short. And I just don’t like her.

Wow, late to the party but I still get my favorite Ed Asner.

Gordon Brown as usual.

The pursuit of novelty continues, even to the far side of the Earth…

Former Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam.

Antoine “Fats” Domino

I’m two days late and I can still claim Bob Newhart. You’re all laughing now but who’ll be laughing when I get the dick? Wait, what?

I’m afraid you can’t poach old Eli, m. I already had him nailed down.

Jesse Jackass Jackson, SR and/or Jr. My usual twofer…please…

Nick Nolte

Hugh “Piston Powered by Viagra” Heffner

Sorry As If, I already got Hef.

Astronaut John Glenn.

Former Speaker Jim Wright.

Irwin Corey, the world’s foremost authority about to lose authority?

Richard Attenborough

…I must return again to my old fall back Henry Kissinger.

WhatDa?!?…he’s still alive??

Well, slap me silly, an’ call me Sally…

Has anybody told him?? – If not…don’t! The shock of reality alone might well do him in…

Barbara Eden – I dream of an Official Certificate of Dick Winning

Hugh Downs, mostly because I didn’t even know he was still alive.

Hal Holbrook. No particular animus, but it wasn’t taken.

Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez up and died!

Betty white

Missed the last few, but I will go with long time SNL announcer Don Pardo.

Looks like catnip is the big dick winner!!!!! Congrats…..Efram Zimbalast is no longer with us!!

Yup – Efrem is now ex-Efrem:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/05/03/efrem-zimbalist-jr-star-fbi-dead-at-5/

Congrats catnip!

Yay for catnip.
Interesting, quiet career for Zimbalist.