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We’d be in a world of hurt

If spammers weren’t such utter retards. I just picked this one out of the spam filter:

Oh, nice idea and works good! but i had read it and i have swift trucking
Best regards

Yeah, I hate when I get swift trucking tepee pneumonia. It lingers on for weeks.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 27, 2007, 6:43 am

Can you imagine trying to con somebody out of money in a language you don’t speak a word of? Still, I’m grateful for their gibberish. If they were just a leeeetle brighter, I’d never work out which ones were fakes.

Comment from lizardbrain
Time: March 27, 2007, 8:13 am

And my world wouldn’t be so full of hurt if I weren’t such a retard when trying to deal with them and other interweb annoyances.

I just figured out why my sister can see the pix on your blog, but I can’t. In my attempts to get rid of irritating ads, I used Firefox’s Adblock extension, adding a filter that read “*ad*”. Evidently I was having one of my slow episodes that day, because that expression blocks everything that includes the string “ad”. Including your subdirectory “uploads”.

Corrected now, and now I have to go back and read all your posts to see if they make any more sense with pix attached. Or need I bother?

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 27, 2007, 10:11 am

Nah, don’t bother. It’ll just be the same self-centered stream of consciousness, but with pictures.

Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: March 27, 2007, 9:51 pm

“Nah, don’t bother.” — Weasel —

Yes, do bother, l-brain. It’s time well spent.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: March 31, 2007, 2:44 pm

Check it out! He’s back:

Oh, nice idea and works good! but i had read it and i have house painting
perfume outlet
aluminum welding
Best regards

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 5, 2007, 1:10 pm

Oh, here’s a good one:

Hi everybody! Does anybody know what is Soma? What a shirt? I go crazy about this!
Look here

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