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The weakest of weak tea

So Obama delivered a few bland, wet remarks about Scottish independence at a press conference for the G7 summit. It was a classic Obama “on the one hand this, on the other hand that” nothingburger.

Douglas Alexander, the shadow Foreign Secretary (that means the party out of power) noted, “His clear statement of support for the UK staying together will resonate with many of us here in Scotland.” Which is a hilariously (an hilariously?) inapt description of his few weak, mumbled lines.

I don’t know how to break it to anybody here, but we have never had an American president who gave less of a small wet fart about Britain, Europe…the whole of Western Civ. Dude is an African/Indonesian/Hawaiian Muzzy simp with a side order of Pok-e-stohn.

p.s. by the way — go Scottish independence! If they break away, Britain will never have a Lefty government again.

Comments


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 5, 2014, 11:30 pm

I’ve long since ceased paying much attention to what Barky has to say about anything except when I’m feeling apathetic and want to get my heart rate up.

Your last line about Scottish independence meaning no more lefty British govt was at first hard to understand because over the years I’ve known more than a handful of Scots and they were anything but lefty. But then I realized that all of them had left Scotland for someplace more suitable.


Comment from Nina
Time: June 5, 2014, 11:55 pm

I can’t stand this guy.


Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: June 6, 2014, 12:24 am

Even worse, this bag of worthless excrement had the audacity to suggest Britain remains in the EU.

Can you lot finally get your bloody acts together and find the bastard’s real birth certificate?


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: June 6, 2014, 12:37 am

The US news readers view themselves as “powerful” as they’re stroked by Teh Won and his inept tong. The morning and evening news are basically Entertainment Tonight with an AP teleprompter.
“That was an unprecendented, impactful disaster! Here’s a selfie of me and Michelle Obama…”
I’m witchoo Nina – the sight or sound of him gags me. BUT their global display of ineptitude once again on the “swap” and their 3 Stooges regrouping, rewriting and twittering warms a coupla cockles.
Poor kid in Mexico’s in a bad spot. They can’t touch it without another fireworks display of impotence against an unarmed adversary.


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: June 6, 2014, 12:43 am

I haven’t listened to Obama speak 10 words in a row since he took office…as soon as he starts talking, I change the channel, close the browser window or whatever medium he happens to be infesting at the time….his voice makes me itchy.


Comment from twolaneflash
Time: June 6, 2014, 12:53 am

I give a shit that I have to choose this traitorous nothing in yet another Dead Pool, having implored God, Jesus, and Mother Mary to have mercy on Us to no avail. I find that I have prayed at odds with myself, on the one hand, that his mother-in-law remain a thorn in his side inside The WH, and on the other hand, that We the People be delivered from this Plague on freedom.


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 6, 2014, 1:22 am

@Uncle Badger – I’m really not that interested in his birth certificate.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: June 6, 2014, 2:06 am

“It’s an old English tradition, Mr. Obama: you jump into the giant wicker bunny & we have a party!”


Comment from Mojo
Time: June 6, 2014, 2:41 am

What did ya think Professor Wiggleroom was gonna do, scream “FREEDOM!”? Fat chance of that.


Comment from Oceania
Time: June 6, 2014, 5:12 am

First Crimea … next Scotland!

Democratic self determination!

Eastern Ukraine will soon vote to join Russia!

Slava Russii!


Comment from Oceania
Time: June 6, 2014, 5:15 am

Ahhh Nasha …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKN7_vx2xo


Comment from Oceania
Time: June 6, 2014, 12:40 pm

And don’t forget the Catholic Church Human Sacrifices in Tuam …

At least one kid per week murdered …


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: June 6, 2014, 9:11 pm

Basic Obama speech:

“There are some who say one thing. Others say something else. I say, these are false choices.”

And then Chris Matthews creams his drawers again.


Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: June 7, 2014, 1:27 am

And then Chris Matthews creams his drawers again.

He fills his drawers every night, it’s just a question of what with.


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: June 8, 2014, 2:26 am

He fills his drawers every night, it’s just a question of what with.

Well since Chrissy-Girl “Barky’sLi’lBitch” Matthews is almost entirely full of well-aged pig excrement…I mean, those aren’t brown eyes, they’re a fill-level indicator.

Chrissy-Girl is all those shits Barky doesn’t give plus lots more of the same.


Comment from Davem123
Time: June 8, 2014, 4:17 am

Weak tea indeed. Yet he makes pronouncements such as “The decision was unanimous in MY government” when asked why he didn’t notify Congress of the Bergdahl trade and refers to “MY military” on a regular basis.

Pathologically narcissistic, arrogant beyond belief or reason. How in hell did he happen to us?


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: June 8, 2014, 5:22 pm

Its not so much that he doesn’t care about England or the UK. Its that he actively despises them. He considers the UK the great white oppressor, he sees them as the evil colonials who were mean to his grandfather in the motherland.

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