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Luise Rainer

Zsa Zsa, FTW!

Billy Graham.

Wilko Johnson – Game of Thrones star, guitarist in band Dr. Feelgood.

Muhammad ALI once again!!!

Eli Wallach

Jimmy Carter.

WOW!! I got in here SO late and there are so few entries!! I thought surely the best picks were gone–but NO!! So my pick is Glen Campbell, as his Alzheimer’s seems to be advancing very rapidly, requiring him to receive more advanced care. No bad wishes, Goodtime Glen, you were one heck of a gitfiddle player, and I enjoyed your music, however…a dick is a dick…

I nominate Stephen Hawking, who is probably already dead but he just hasn’t let us know about it yet due to contractual obligations of his “handlers.”

Eric. Holder.
Yes i know he’s young and fit. I don’t pick celebs that are on the brink. I pick ones that I want a meteor to strike. It could happen!

Nancy Reagan, she’s looking pretty frail.

Nancy Pelosi. Ol’ BubbleEyes is goin’ DOWN, baby!

maliki, iraqi potus or whatever they call them weird beards.

Olivia de Havilland!!!!!!!!

miley the virus cyrus….something oral no doubt

Kirk Douglas FTW

So many, many good choices still open – but only one counts!!

‘Kay, going with my usual – Insaney Janey Fonda, ol’ Henry’s Red-pants mistake (mistake was, he didn’t disown her at birth…) – she’s gotta go sometime, the sooner the better for us all, and why not now, right?…

GLEN CAMPBELL

I feel like a lucky punk…..

Clint Eastwood.

I would gladly lose to whomever picks al or jesse.

Robert Mugabe

Carol Channing.

I’m going with Lois Lerner.

Sleeping with the fishes and the hard drives.

David Rockefeller Sr.

Jerry Lewis.

Tibby beat me to Nancy so I will go with Geo HW Bush….but my heart is not in that choice.

Since J.S. has Jane nicely covered ala ‘Klute’ fashion, I will stick with my personal dream pick.

fidel, Fidel, FIDEL, FIDEL!

Just imagine a picture of Fidel with a tiny weasel in his ear on his shoulder, drawn on elephant-shit paper!

Most of you guys choose your target by the odds of winning. I go for the most deserving, which by any standard is the Overlord of Uh, the teleprompter pResident, Lord Putt Putt, The Bastard Barack Obama. Also, I have a sick desire to see how blacks would respond to his demise, what a President Biden would fuck up, and what it feels like to laugh myself to death.

Hank Aaron

Tardiness beat me, as I planned on taking Lerner. *sigh*

OK. I pick Terence V. Milholland, Chief Technology Officer of the Internal Revenue Service. He is the first CTO of the IRS and was appointed in November 2008 shortly after Obama was elected. He knows where the bodies, and emails, are buried.

For the record, the IRS like the entire US government, uses Microsoft Exchange for all emails. None of the emails are kept on any individual computers. They are all, always, kept on the ME servers. They are automatically backed up nightly. Once to a tape drive, and once to a RAID [Redundant Array Independent Disks] array of huge size. The nature of the RAID is to avoid loss of data, so the emails are all in at least 3 separated places on the array. And that RAID array is backed up at another geographically separate RAID array. Where it is, once again, in at least three different locations.

That is what the IRS Commissioner Koskinen meant when he testified under oath in March when he said they were archived. The same Commissioner who testified under oath that they had been “lost” today.

If George Washington had sent emails, they could find them.

Or they could ask the NSA, who admits that they have every email sent.

Chuck Berry

William Shatner

Tony Bennett

harry belafonte

Well, somebody (ahem …) already poached my pick, so I’m poaching another popular entry – Abe Vigoda!

HRH Prince Phillip

Mumbles Meniano, ex-mayor of Beantown…..and I really, really, really hope twolaneflash wins.

Everyone’s favorite Vulcan, Leonard Nemoy. He’s looking a bit peaked lately.

One of the last castaways….dawn wells

Clive James

I see Janna pinched my good ol’ standby Rockefeller, I’ll hope for the quick demise of Petro Poroshenko, nominal president of Ukraine.

Harry Reid

Please, please, please, please, please…

Heck, since I’m way too late for Lerner, I’ll take Al Sharpton.

Lauren Becall

Yay! I get Ed Asner back!

Damn poachers.

Ginger Baker.

Gloria Steinem

Well, I was going to take Al Sharpton and write something nasty about him, but that dirty rat beat me to him. So I’ll take the other racist, Jesse Jackson. Where has he been lately, not that it’s a bad thing he’s out of the news.

Stephen Hawking, as per usual.

Never mind. Expresso already got there. Hillary Clinton, then, the control-freak ratbag.

That dog poop encrusted mound over there in the Playboy Mansion?

Hugh Hefner, sewage-sodden silk pajamas and all dead, dead, dead!

George Soros.

Aretha Franklin
R-E-S-P-D-E-D

Abubakar Shekau because you can’t hide forever.

Denis Healey

IRS Commissioner John Koskinen. His useful idiot status has expired.

btw- did y’all know this is Koskinen’s second major cover/fuck-up? He was Chairman of Freddie Mac from 2008-2011.

@platypuss – thanks for the big grin!

It’s getting harder and harder to break new ground, but I manage.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee, former PM of India (1998-2004).

Big hand for Paul Erlich, who ain’t been right once.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-03a3JdzAlvE/U6WCsskre8I/AAAAAAAA9kY/-3oAflmkFls/s1600/human_beings_can_be_so_awful_sometimes_31.jpg

Gordon Brown, once again more in hope than expectation.

Comment from Beyond Bibb Store
Time: June 21, 2014, 2:11 pm

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Dang! I thought that sounded familiar… I live pretty near there (nearer than Jolly Olde, anyway) close to Bon Air.

Hmm, I guess I’ll go with Charlotte Rae this round.

Willie Nelson

Jay Carney – he knows too much.

al molinaro

Thad Cochran

Chuck Berry, not that I wish him any ill. (Dead is severely ill, right?). This will probably be the Dead Pool cycle that rids the Earth of Ramsey Clark’s shadow forever. My old standby remains stubbornly alive. However if he goes tits up I will rejoice, though I be dickless. No! Wait!

Sorry Thursby, did not see your pick. Fuck it. Ramsey Clark. Die you commie.

Mary Tyler Moore – my usual grocery store source (the tabloids) tell me she isn’t doing all that well.

OMG I totally forgot about the Dead Pool!! (smacks self with dead herring)

But Michael Moore is still available, so he’s mine, all mine (for Dead-Pool purposes only, otherwise ewwwwwwww).

Mikhail Gorbachev, by natural or state-based causes.

John “I’ve been to Vietnam” Kerry, while trying to sort out Iraq.

Is Sammy Davis Jr. still alive? No? Ah, then I’ll take Sammy Hagar.

Perhaps a little obscure, but Alderman Ed Burke of Chicago. “Slow Eddie” was one of a cabal of aldermen who rallied the City Council against Harold Washington, our first black mayor. As such, he had at least his three minutes of national fame and still manages to attract more than his share of local news coverage.

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi

Astronaut John Glenn.

Neil Young

Looks like Hutch has it with Eli Wallach. RIP.

Yeah, that was a quick round this time.
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/25/movies/eli-wallach-multifaceted-actor-dies-at-98.html?_r=0

Now I actually have to put some thought into the next round.

Wow – shot down before I could even pick… next time my fools, next time.

That was quick.

Hutch – Just where were you at the time of death?

“If you work for a living, why do you kill yourself working?” (as Tuco)

“Having the critics praise you is like having the hangman say you’ve got a pretty neck.” (himself)

RIP Eli.

Congrats Hutch!
People are starting to die in a timely manner rather than alphabetical order.

I have six witnesses that will swear that I was drunk in a bar in San Diego at the time, Davem123.

I’m going to have to watch the Magnificent Seven in his memory tonight.

Paul Anka

He’s on thin ice.

Also, should the dick be mine, I shall donate it to the bees.

Eli Wallach bought it.

New Dead Pool this Friday?

*taps microphone*

Is this thing on?

Franco’s dead?!