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Billy Graham.

Zsa Zsa for the re- re-poached win!

Mary Tyler Moore

Kirk Douglas. SOB’s gonna outlive me.

Good time Glen Campbell! Nothing personal, Glen, but with Grade 6 Alzheimer’s you can’t last long, and a dick is a dick…

Kaci Hickox the ebola nurse who will not be quarantined. She is in the middle of her 15 minutes of fame so I say that makes her a celebrity.

Dr. Craig Spencer

David Rockefeller

Muhammad ALI once more!

Gordon Brown, since he looks to be one of the few Labour MPs to survive the coming bloodbath in Scotland, and if he croaks they’ll be down to 3.

Tori Spelling

Gordie Howe, hockey great, who recently suffered a stroke. Good luck, Gordie! Win it for both of us!

Switching it up this round and going to go with George H.W.Bush

Olivia de Havilland

Dang late to the show…….

Charlie Rangel…….

For the Loss please.
Clint Eastwood.

Kaci Hickox mediaattentionwhore

Crap beat to it already….

Ok the amazing disappearing czar guy that is like nowhere….
Ron Klain did you go back to your village dude?

astronaut John Glenn. (Yeah, he’ll probably outlive me!)

Well…I’ll go with last-time-out (being, as it were, quite brief) not having been a proper test of my “Shy Away from Thine Fonda-est-Desired Croakin’ Jest A Wee, An’ Yer Deesired Object Canst But Come Troo!” theory, so – in continued pursuit of said theory, on This Hallowed E’en, I shall eschew Amurrican’s Foremost Wicked-Witch Of The West (just slightly ahead of Barby “Dumber Than A Box Uv Rox” Boxer, bad ol’ Nanny Pee-Lousy – she of Da Big Hammah – and Diane “Not At All Fine” Finestein, either singly or in any combo thereof), and instead glom, once again, onto – Ed Asner, fer Da Win! C’mon dowwwn Lou Grant, we’ve got a lovely, warm li’l spot allll set up for you, right next unto Satan’s own favorite combo volcanic-lava-fed hot tub and pig-farm cesspit…yer gonna lurve it, ‘specially after the first couple of millennia of excruciating, burning pain an’ anguish…

Thatisall –

(Someone else grab onto ol’ Insaney Janey, BTW – don’t want ‘er feelin’ left out, or anything, and it’s an ill wind, indeed, that would not afford someone some elephump-poo particulate in her “honor”, y’know?)

jerry lewis yet again

Well, bugger all. Had to be away from the keyboard at 6pm WBT, so I missed my intended pick of Kaci Hickox. I will note that Ebola is not the only risk she faces as she plays celebrity. Consider the mood of her neighbors. Some of them may not like the idea of her deliberately placing them and their kids at risk for Ebola because her ego and devotion to Obama’s Narrative far outweighs her minimal intelligence. It is not that big a town, I believe.

So I will stick with Dr. Craig Spencer’s fiance Morgan Dixon. Given exposure times and the likelihood of fluid exchange; she is about due to seroconvert.

Subotai Bahadur

Paul Ehrlich again. Can’t be wrong every time, Eh?

Mikhail Gorbachev

Cher, same as before..

HRH Prince Phillip

Die Fidel Ity…..

Clive James. Apparently he is embarrassed because for the past year he has been announcing that he is about to die and it just hasn’t happened.

betty white –

Since Brittany Maynard has indefinitely postponed her self-execution date, does she make it under a Rule Zero technicality? if so, I vote for the woman trying to convince patients with terminal illnesses that it is braver, nobler and kinder to off yourselves before you get to be a burden to your families, you selfish bastards!

Sorry Vince, Betty White is immortal. I think I’ll stick with Mr Spock, Leonard “The Ballad of Bilbo Bagins” Nemoy.

christopher lee

Histories 2nd greatest monster Jimmy Carter

Harry Reid.

Ooh! Ooh! I’ve been POACHED by catnip! Actually, I hope you win with Rockefeller – the reunion of that minion of the devil with his master is long overdue.

My pick this time then is Ruth Bader Ginsburg, whose demise about now would be oh so convenient for Barky & Co.

William Shatner

jimmah’s old lady roslyn p-nut farmer carter

This late to the pool and I can still get Luise Rainer. WOOHOO!

Nothing against her, she’s just low-hanging certified-celebrity fruit. I do love that she pissed on Hollywood before pissing on them was cool.

Taking back Carol Channing!

I was stuck listening to “classic” rock today. I would very much like for Steve Miller of the Steve Miller Band to be dead, please.

Burkina Faso’s President Blaise Compaore

I’ll take Nancy Pelosi this time. Some type of stroke/aneurism when the election results start coming in.

I’m gonna go with don rickles this time

Here’s someone very old, very rich, and very stupid. Anne Cox Chambers, media multi-billionairess, and of course an Obamacrat.

Uh-oh! I’m so sorry Uncle Al! I didn’t know the Rockefeller creature was yours. I’ll give him back next round, I promise.

Jay Rockefeller, just cause I don’t like the liberal carpetbagger. West by God Virginny does not need him to lord it over on them with his $100M.

Hey Bill the Butcher! Look what I’ve got!
***dangles Ramsey Clark by the neck***

Gonna stay with my James Dewey Watson pick from the last round.

I’m a deviate from my usual late pick, and go with Randy Quaid. I started following his twitter feed. The crazy, it is strong with him.

Stan Lee.

Barney Frank, most likely by autoerotic asphyxiation.

@catnip – Quite all right, no apology called for (see Rule 3).

Just so long as he croaks. Soon.

Since old Ed was poached, I’m going with George Soros.

It would just be apropos to win a dick on that one.

Geeze, I spend last night celebrating my victory…oh, and All Hallows’ Eve, and …..well, here I am finally getting around to choosing my next, um, choice. So let’s go with somebody deserving. Desmond Tutu, Nelson’s old friend. Hopefully they’ll meet again in hell.

Tony “The Traitor” Blair.

O.J Simpson

Jane Fonda

Al Molinaro

Man, I got nuthin’ this round…so I’ll take Babwa Walters.

Chris Matthews, on election night, after the ‘tingle up his leg’ turns into severe pain in his left arm.

hank heimlich – doctor and de-choke -ifier

Robert Francis Vaughn “The Man from U.N.C.L.E.”

I have a feeling JeffS is going to win. A man like Harry Reid doesn’t lose power with grace.

Bob Dole looks like hell these days. So, Bob Dole.

I’m horribly late, but I’ll take Robert Mugabe. Always nice when a tyrant buys the farm.

One of the Car Talk guys just died. Heavens, they weren’t as old as I’d have guessed, based on how long ago I listened to them.

Chuck Berry

Rosalyn Carter

So does CrabbyOldBat win for Brittany Maynard, or does the Reaper have to sneak up on you for it to count?

If not, I’ll take the Gipper’s wife, Nancy Reagan.

AltBBrown, if Billy goes next, there’ll be some serious fist shaking coming your way!

Man, I’d vote that the vacuous Maynard chick wins it, but this ain’t a damned democracy.

I would never in a million years thought that Tom Magliozzi (one half of Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers) would pass away. Didn’t even know he was ill. RIP to one of the last great radio personalities, hope he gets to meet Max’s Schnauzer.

Hefner, Hugh, marinated in dog pee…

Well, since Brittany Maynard took herself out on the day she originally announced, I’m thinking that is the equivalent to a scheduled execution and she doesn’t count. Gonna have to earn my dick.

I think Sweas is using rule #1 against you, actually, Crabby. Must not follow the trashy tabloids, yeah?

Irwin Corey

Valarie Harper

Willie Nelson

Yeah, Willie Nelson. He just sang a duet with Obuma; kiss of death for sure.

Remember, RushBabe, violence is the tool of the ignorant.
‘Sides, I got skin like an alligator.

Mike Nichols bit the big one, alas, he went unclaimed,and the pool rolls on.

Good riddance Marion Barry.

Marion Barry is dead. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

…and so the call for the Beatification of St. Marion of D.C. begins…

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/11/24/us/politics/marion-s-barry-jr-a-complicated-man-whose-legacy-recounts-both-greatness-and-blunders.html?_r=0

Crap. Uncle Al beat me with RBG. I was gonna try and slide under the wire for the third time. But now I’ll try to jinx it, and hope she pulls through and makes it another 2 1/4 years.

Pele
may the hand of God strike

Mario Cuomo FTW

Heeeeeeeereee’s Johnny……

Mr Jack Nicholson sounds like his days are numbered.

Ken Weatherwax, Pugsley on ‘The Addams Family,’ Dies at 59

Next to “Time Tunnel” and ‘The Saint” one of my favorite shows. RIP Mr.Weatherwax.

RIP Mary Ann Mobley

https://tv.yahoo.com/news/mary-ann-mobley-tv-film-011058237.html

Could Zsa Zsa be the next restarter of the Dead Pool….

Enquiering minds want to know……

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/#&panel1-4

Jian Ghomeshi. He might be on suicide watch.

Good golly, this round started on Hallowe’en eve and it’s now 10 days before Christmas and 11 days into Advent.
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C’mon, one of you celebrities, co-operate and kick the bucket… … … please…

Will no one rid us of these turbulent undead?

Bill Cosby by his own hand.

RIP: Joe Cocker
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2014/12/22/joe-cocker-dead-at-70/

Yeah, they played a bunch of really shitty versions of Beatles & Randy Newman songs on the radio today. Good riddance, Joe Cocker.

i’ll take Ed Asner. If he’s not taken. Loathe that old marxist assclown…

Looks like J.S.Bridges had the assclown back on 31 Oct. Wait, uhhh, sorry JSB, don’t know yer proclivities but that didn’t sound nice.

Grand Ole Opry legend Little Jimmy Dickens

Luise has moved on…

http://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-30631088

Congrats to LesterIII…

Great timing, LesterIII! Just before a Friday!

Thanks, ExpressoBold. And AltBBrown, trust me, if I had any influence over a pick taking the plunge into the final murkiness, I wouldn’t squander it on an aged actress. I’d rather have ol’Grim pick a tango partner that really deserved to have their card punched.

Anyway, I’m just trying to catch Steve…

Congrats Lester, my horse just missed it. LEave it to Mario Cuomo to screw me over again even in death. 🙂