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avenge me!

This site is a work of absolute genius. Go there. Oh, don’t worry: it’s completely safe for work and won’t get you on a list or anything. You have the solemn promise of a woman who pretends to be a weasel on the internet.

Hint: you don’t have to click any links to read the whole thing, just scroll down. It’s one tall page.

Okay, okay. I’ll make up for that with something kind of cool and inspirational: this guy’s YouTube channel. He’s a Shaolin master. Who makes videos. C’mon, it’s fun.

No I am not too old to kung fu.


Comment from mojo
Time: January 13, 2015, 8:31 pm

Linkie no workie…

Non-authoritative answer:
Name: shipyourenemiesglitter.com


Tracing route to acsmekeimi.gs10.mtsvc.net []
over a maximum of 30 hops:

1 1 ms <1 ms <1 ms DD-WRT []
2 10 ms 12 ms 10 ms
3 12 ms 13 ms 14 ms te-0-7-0-7-sur04.fairfield.ca.sfba.comcast.net []
4 10 ms 15 ms 16 ms te-1-6-0-13-ar01.oakland.ca.sfba.comcast.net []
5 16 ms 14 ms 16 ms be-100-ar01.sfsutro.ca.sfba.comcast.net []
6 20 ms 18 ms 19 ms he-1-5-0-0-cr01.sanjose.ca.ibone.comcast.net []
7 19 ms 18 ms 16 ms he-0-13-0-1-pe03.11greatoaks.ca.ibone.comcast.net []
8 17 ms 18 ms 18 ms as6461.11greatoaks.ca.ibone.comcast.net []
9 18 ms 20 ms 19 ms ae10.cr2.sjc2.us.zip.zayo.com []
10 32 ms 24 ms 26 ms ae1.cr2.lax112.us.zip.zayo.com []
11 28 ms 28 ms 26 ms ae1.mpr1.lax5.us.zip.zayo.com []
12 34 ms 24 ms 28 ms []
13 26 ms 25 ms 28 ms mt-cr02.mediatemple.net []
14 28 ms 25 ms 26 ms e1.1.as02.lax01.mtsvc.net []
15 24 ms 25 ms 28 ms acsmekeimi.gs10.mtsvc.net []

Trace complete.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 13, 2015, 9:23 pm

Well. Must be knocked over. And, while I’d like to think I drive that much traffic, it’s no doubt a coinkydink. Give it a minute.

I can’t get it to work, either, but I still have a tab open with it from earlier, so I know I have the URL right.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: January 13, 2015, 9:50 pm

Don’t be so modest. It has suffered a Weaselanche.

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: January 13, 2015, 11:35 pm

Not working for me.

Weaselanche, heh :+)

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:12 am

It is now error 403, forbidden.

I like that one. It makes me feel sneaky.

Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:17 am

Ya, I got the 403, making me think it was a private server and you fell into a friendly bunch of interesting people that weren’t expecting to be discovered. Kinda like a dark net where you have to know where it is to get there.

I had one of those for a time. Back before I really knew what I wanted to say to the whole world.

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:19 am

Here, try this link

Comment from Spad13
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:23 am

You’re a rotten Vegetable. 🙂

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:24 am

Now, see, Some Veg. That makes a mockery of all that is holy.

Comment from Spad13
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:29 am

Ha I found out what happened.

They got profiled on Yahoo news today.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:30 am

Well, there you go. That’s me: trendy as shit.

Comment from mojo
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:41 am

yeah, Apache 2.2.22, somebody’s Linux box.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 12:44 am

Okay then. Fine. Does THIS have any resonance?


Comment from Buffalone
Time: January 14, 2015, 2:56 am

Glitter link worked for me, but sales are suspended. Rats.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 10:25 am

Yeah, it’s working again, but I suspect they’re buried in orders.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: January 14, 2015, 1:05 pm

Or glitter.

Comment from Brother Cavil
Time: January 14, 2015, 5:46 pm

OK, well, it’s time for me to atone for bringing up that whole stoat-sex-slave business, so here’s a chicken that purrs like a cat:


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 14, 2015, 7:54 pm

I think that chicken has a sinus problem, Brother C. Also, that was an extremely wet poop at the end.

Notice, by the way — when chickens close their eyes, the lower lid comes upward.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: January 15, 2015, 2:36 pm

The glitter guy apparently underestimated the power of da interwebs. Build a site full of snark, capable of commerce, and be a cry-ass when it actually goes viral? Violation of the 7 P’s: Proper Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance.


Comment from Just me
Time: January 18, 2015, 5:56 am

He’s now selling the site for 70K [AU] !!!

I lovez da InnarToobz…

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