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So, Isis put that Jordanian pilot in a cage, poured gas on him and burned him alive with a good quality camera rolling?

Link goes to Breitbart London. There’s one still image showing a man standing in a cage with fire to his knees; nothing too traumatizing if you don’t think about it too much. I would recommend not following their outlinks to the actual video. Not that I’ve done it, but there are some images I’ve put it my head that I would really rather I hadn’t. Stupid internet.

These are people who attract new recruits with beheading videos. They’re looking for people who think “say, that’s for me!” when they watch a film of someone’s head being sawn off slowly.

Yeah, it’s not one clean whack with a sword. That’s one of those pictures I wish I hadn’t put in my head.

So, let’s face it: we’re looking at a bunch of guys who would be freelance serial killers if this whole ISIS thing hadn’t come along for them. Not that I’m letting Islam off the hook — it’s clearly a religion that lends itself to militancy — but it’s pretty obvious they are working to gather an army of perverts and sick fucks.

It seems pretty unlikely we’re going to go in and kill them all. But can we at least keep them bottled up over there until they start killing each other?


Comment from Skandia Recluse
Time: February 4, 2015, 12:07 am

Seems like around the first of the year everything went crazy. It was like a disturbance in the force around Christmas, and then the internet just went nuts. It feels very much like a H.P. Lovecraft horror story.

Comment from mojo
Time: February 4, 2015, 12:46 am

Nice pic. Springheel Jack, old Leather Apron hisself.

Bottle ’em up would be my preference. Hey, you like the 14th century? Have some, hell have LOTS.

Crater the runways, drop the bridges and dams, blow up the power stations and phone services. Cut out all commercial air traffic, and inspect anybody leaving by car or boat.

Comment from JeffS
Time: February 4, 2015, 1:11 am

Crater the runways, drop the bridges and dams, blow up the power stations and phone services. Cut out all commercial air traffic, and inspect anybody leaving by car or boat.

And while that’s happening, re-stockpile napalm bombs. Lots of them.

Comment from Armybrat
Time: February 4, 2015, 1:30 am

I’m of the opinion that the concept of mutually assured destruction only works when both sides value life. These are the people who don’t value life.
The thing is, the west has funded and trained the show piece militariies of Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, The Emirates. They’ve done little more than look good in parades for the last 30+ years. This is Sunni vs Shia civil war. Time for these prancing fobs to earn their pay. The goal of the west should be to quarantine this shit to the region that spawns this shit and let it be known “we value OUR life…we’ll gladly turn your village into a glass parking lot if you mess with us.” Then stand back and let them go at it. Winner take all, but know we’re more than willing to kill all you goat humpers should you so much as sneeze in our direction.
Kill them all…and their pet goat. Then salt the earth.

Comment from Stark Dickflüssig
Time: February 4, 2015, 2:14 am

Yeah, I mean, if the ISIS shits were killing the right people, I might not have a problem waiting until they’d run out of victims to send ’em on to hell with a nice flash of gamma radiation. It really sucks that we have the evil-tolerating turds in charge of things right now.

Comment from Jeff Gauch
Time: February 4, 2015, 3:22 am

I would like to mobilize all of our B-52’s and B-1’s, fly some of the old forces who remember the Berlin Airlift to Jordan, and continuously rain bombs on Raqqa for 40 days and 40 nights. Pound the city to rubble, the rubble to sand, the sand into dust, until there is nothing more than a wide muddy spot in the Ephrates to mark the site of the capital of the Islamic State.

Comment from Harbqll
Time: February 4, 2015, 8:49 am

Jordan responded correctly. “Torch our pilot? How’s about we whack every one of your people we hold prisoner? Ya like dem apples?”

If only we had some balls like that in the White House…or any balls at all, for that matter. (Not counting the First Sasquatch, that is!)

Comment from facebook hack
Time: February 4, 2015, 11:06 am

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He was one of four sons, but the other three all died in accidents.
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Comment from dissent555
Time: February 4, 2015, 2:26 pm

I say Jordan should immediately release all of their ISIS prisoners.

Over ISIS territory. About 30,000 feet should do, out the back of a C-130. Put timers on their explosive vests so you get a nice firework-y effect at 1000 to 2000 feet.

Comment from Janna
Time: February 4, 2015, 3:58 pm

May I please subscribe to your newsletter?
Brilliant idea, specially the splody part.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: February 4, 2015, 6:20 pm

Twould be far better, dissent55, to merely wrap them in bacon to cushion their impact with the ground. And then drop them over Mecca and Medina.

Comment from AltBBrown
Time: February 5, 2015, 6:31 pm

Wholeheartedly second the baconized napalm prisoner release school.
Armybrat, I’d also occasionally drop leaflets over the warzones inquiring, “How’s your version of the Koran workin’ so far?
Dial 1-888-Bad-Fatwa”
‘Course as long as they have a pro-Islamy tard in the WH – no shot, no how.

Comment from MikeW
Time: February 5, 2015, 10:55 pm

I’ve long thought that the Jihaddies we’ve got in Gitmo ought to have been released long ago. We’ve wasted way too much money on this worthless scum. Or, more accurately, they should be released just as soon as they’ve been through the same program that Bruce Jenner is treating himself to.

After they’ve been converted from outie to innie, they could be gifted with a couple of generous implants, and some permanent tattoo eyeliner and blush. Then they should just be let loose back in whatever hellhole they came from. Perhaps they’d learn to run as fast as Jenner did back in the day too. Heh.

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