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Doesn’t she have people?

Today’s mini scandal, Hillary! telling a supporter to get to the end of the line. ‘Tis a small thing, Twitter’d out of all proportion, but it is remarkable how much robot Hillary! projects whenever she opens her mouth.

As a side observation, I’m going to become so familiar with extant photographs of European aristocracy in the next two years.

Oh, speaking of icky, they’ve moved my bin day. While Monday really sucked enough without a garbage collecting exercise at the end of it, I am NEVER going to remember to put it out Wednesday night.


Comment from Stark Dickflüßiᵹ
Time: June 1, 2015, 9:53 pm

Yes, but the economy will be so much better under a Clinton than under a Bush because that’s what the Krugman will be saying.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 1, 2015, 10:05 pm

If Wóden’s threats of sorcery, gallows, and death aren’t sufficiently dire to help you remember to take the bins out on Wódensday, then perhaps the certainty that Thor will smite you with his hammer and strike you with lightning on Thorsday if you still neglect your trash might help.

There. Doesn’t that make things easier? (-:

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: June 1, 2015, 10:06 pm

Ooh! Ooh! I just noticed she’s armed with the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!

“And the number of the counting shall be THREE…”

(Either that or a bottle of Chambord. Gotta love that raspberry!)

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: June 1, 2015, 10:16 pm

We’re Tuesday for garbage and Wednesday for recycles…pretty good arrangement.

Comment from Stark Dickflüßiᵹ
Time: June 1, 2015, 10:17 pm

PS I can tell you I never forget to put out. *wink wink nudge nudge*

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: June 2, 2015, 1:33 am

I await your Hillary-Marie Antoinette. Maybe a little bit of half-bald Elizabeth I. Oh! don’t forget the Borg Queen.

Comment from Bob
Time: June 2, 2015, 2:49 am

Off-topic: I think the Vanity Fair cover of “Caitlyn” Jenner is just begging for one those “this is the model before Photoshop, this is the model after Photoshop” parodies. Hairy man on the left, tranny on the right. Just sayin’…

Comment from SCOTTtheBADGER
Time: June 2, 2015, 5:39 am

Just think of Wednesday as Garbage Eve.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: June 2, 2015, 7:30 am

Bob, that thing was so horrible and sad I couldn’t bear to parody it.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: June 2, 2015, 2:03 pm

What about Hillary in the white satin bustier. There’s got to be a new woman joke in there somewhere.

Comment from Harry
Time: June 2, 2015, 3:03 pm

Robot Hillary–oooohh, ain’t there a TON of art possibilities there!! I can hear your creative juices flooding forth even as I type this…

Comment from Timothy S. Carlson
Time: June 2, 2015, 5:48 pm

“Oh, speaking of icky, they’ve moved my bin day.”

HA! I see what you did there…


BTW: It’s Tuesday, put out your bin _tomorrow_.

Comment from mojo
Time: June 3, 2015, 3:38 am

What is a churl? Someone churlish? Is it like a varlet or a peasant?

Comment from mojo
Time: June 3, 2015, 3:39 am

Oh, and draw a camel on the bin. Hump day, geddit?

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