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Jackson 5 patriarch, Joe Jackson.

Zsa Zsa Gabor, you may deserve to spend more time in this worldly hell, but should move on to your much deserved eternal one…

Valerie Harper!!! Sorry, Rhoda…

Alan Alda.

I’ll take Muhammad Ali !!!

Olivia de Havilland

Carol Channing

Hugh “Pass Me the Viagra, Sweetie” Hefner of cardiac and circulatory failure while in the midst of tongue-lashing his latest “girl friend.”

Still going with Irwin Corey.

Maureen O’Hara

I’ll go with Al Molinaro… I feel a little bad participating in this, but man, there’s FREE STUFF to be had.

I’ll go with Fidel Castro, and I will not feel at all bad if I win.

I’m internet famous! Infamous even!

My pick is Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, ISIS honcho.

I’ll pick David Rockefeller Sr. whose reported death earlier this week was another disappointing but highly amusing Internet hoax.

Jimmy Carter.

Now that we have peace with Iran, Jimmah Carter can die, happily.

Grammar is so hard. I hope I have expressed that sentiment properly…

Chuck Berry

Bruce—just call me Caitlyn—Jenner.

Robert Mugabe

Game show host Peter Marshall for the block… aka Ralph Pierre LaCock.

Paul eherlich again

LesterIII, I think Zsa Zsa, the Rev. Graham and Fidel are having some super-secret zombie vitamin formulae being pumped into ’em. That’s why I didn’t try for Valerie Harper – the secret may be out.

Kirk Douglas FTW

Dentist and lion hunter Walter Palmer; either killed by a Leftist who will not be charged [or an illegal alien hired by a Leftist], or by being extradited to Zimbabwe by the regime and killed there. Their legal system does not understand the concepts of either defense or appeals.

Imma losing hope that Tutu will bite the big one…so I’m switching back to Phil the Greek.

Mikhail Sergeyevich Gorbachev

Ramsey Clark — the swine!

Dick Van rogue female biker club Dyke

OK I’ll take Desmond Tutu

Roger Moore

Nancy Reagan

Hey, how about Rowdy Roddy Pip….aw shit.

I think I’ll take Roberta McCain for a spin.

Ann Margaret.

Actress Marsha Hunt

Billy Graham

Dan Rather

William Shatner, die you hack!

Ok so he’s gonna live through another round…..

Clint Eastwood.

John Glenn

Joe Biden will be found in a park shot twice by his own shotgun.

Fuck it. I am disgusted by my species. I hope they all die, slowly and in agonizing pain.

Does that count?

David Cassidy. He’s selling his nice home in Ft. Lauderdale and has a much younger, nice looking GF, plus he is looking really bad for 65 years old. Not wishing him ill though.

Goin’ with Yogi Berra once again. I’m shocked that no manky poachin’ bastige got him yet. 😉

Bernie Sanders, death from Vince Foster disease

Late to the party, but I made it. I’ll take Vermont Socialist (but caucusing with the Democrats) Bernie Sanders. There must be another psychotropic drug user waiting in the wings.

A perfect opportunity to both remove a roadblock for a former Secretary of State and create another poster boy for “reasonable” gun control.

Doris Day. Que sera sera.

Crap! Excessive wordiness strikes again. Tonyc beat me to Sanders.

Harry Reid will have to do.

back to abe vigoda

AltBBrown, I want artwork of THAT sick menage e trois…

“Zsa Zsa, the Rev. Graham and Fidel are having some super-secret zombie vitamin formulae being pumped into ’em.”

… as SWeasel art. Preferrably for my winning the dick!

Curse you Nana for claiming my steady gal Nancy……so I will have to choose another this round and will try James Baker.

Mistress Sweasy may charge extra for THREE profiles on one dick, LesterIII

George H. W. Bush

I have to laugh:

http://www.dvorak.org/blog/2015/07/29/psa-if-you-upgraded-to-windows-10-and-you-are-experiencing-issues-you-cannot-troubleshoot-you-can-roll-back-to-your-previous-os/comment-page-1/#comment-2669969

The not at all honorable Ed Markey, D(umbshit), MA.

I’m thinking of putting D(eath) after any proglodyte pol’s name since they’re the party of dissection and death panels.

Tom Cruise. Maybe the’ll stop making those god-awful “Mission Impossible” films.

mojo, I hope I successfully encouraged a relative NOT to upgrade to Win10 for at least 6 mos. – ya gotta year. I’ve got it on a VM and it’s nowhere near primetime ready.

AltB: Never will be. Phone OS, don’t need it.

Wait for SP1 before even thinking of upgrading. Shouldn’t be more than 2-3 months.

Maybe he’ll die so he doesn’t have to outlive his monstrous offspring: Jacques Delors, ex-President of the EU and begetter of the euro. (He declared in 2011 that the euro as implemented was doomed from the start; but he never said so at the time.)

Admin note: I’ve been reviewing the entries, and I find that Ripley could not have won Round 72 with B.B. King, because it was ipley who picked him. Ripley had previously picked Norman Lloyd.

If, as Ms. Weasel ruled, “ipley” was a typo of “Ripley”, then the “ipley” pick of B.B. King was void.

I may dig through the entries to find who did win. Or just forget about it. “What difference does it make now?”

Bill the Butcher with the artful poach of Ramsey Clark so I will sit this one out and root for Bill to grab the dick. Bill, if you win I am making Ramsey Clark Is Dead Memorial Soup and you are invited for supper.

Cilla Black

Noam Chomsky; Hell needs linguistic hacks, too!

First off: Congrats to Formerly Known as Skeptic FTW – (BTW: Just ‘tween us’ns, happy to see that the “family/med center bribery” thingy seems to have worked out well for you – was gettin’ a bit of a pain, waiting around for ’em to “man-up” and pop the cork without any added “incentive”, wasn’t it just?…Wait, whut?…you didn’t? – REALly?…Ah – well then, nice timing, chappy! Congrats again!!)

Secondly: Wait, now…my much-aged-though-faithful-and-rather-beloved (whenitworksrightwhichitstoppeddoingdeadbangThursdaylateP.M.) ol’ Faithful Dell coughed, gagged an’ locked-up rather brick-ishly (not even a farewell Blue Screen Of Death, mind you…), late on Thursday eve – necessitating my consultation of The Oracle (i.e., Costco and Best Buy, the only-sorta-tech-savvy-an’-sorta-cheap-o-chap’s boon companions) on Friday eve (after a loo-o-ong day of Technical Slavery to the lesser gods of employment), with a (mercifully) brief return-engagement on Saturday AyeEmm, concluding with a rebirth to The Land Of Tha InnerToobs…all that delay an’ obfuscation an’ such fuss-‘n-feathers…yet still, my near-perennial Dead Pool choice of Red-Pants Janey Insaney Fonda remains available?!?

O, be (relatively) still, my beating heart…

Very well, Jane (the) Fonda (of whom one could hardly be less fond – ah), it shall be for me…so shall it be said, so mote it shall be. C’maaahn, Janey, croak it quick – you can do it, you know you can!!

Third (and Final): Someone please run by, an’ check up on SomeVeg, yes? He put in a brief appearance Friday PeeEmm, but made no pick atall (apparently), an’s not been seed since…Whatup, dood?

Whitey ford….. Long time pitcher for the Yankees, which suck very much badly…..

George Soros

Norman Lear

Little Richard, since Skeptic beat me to Gorbachev.

Sorry Timbo–Cilla Black nee Priscilla White aka “The Voice” left this vale of tears on Saturday Aug 1. Good sneak, though…perhaps our hostess will grant you an “honorary” dick for the attempt…

Sorry if I poached Gorbie, StPat (I don’t pay close enough attention to note regular picks anyway), but ya really need to be just a bit quicker off the dime.

Peter Sallis, voice for Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame. I don’t wish him ill, but aged 94 years, and no longer able to do voice overs, I may just get the dick soon.

Clive James

Denis Healey

Fats Domino.

Gordon Brown. My hope is that when Jeremy Corbyn is elected Labour leader sensible Labourites will realise that their troubles started when they chose Jonah Broon to be leader and will march in a pitchfork-wielding mob on his dour manse and spifflicate him.

“Our fellow Americans have already seen their communities devastated by melting ice and rising oceans.”

Because of that quote, which proves that the man is a lying sack of fear-mongering ahite, I pick Barack Obama.

A NSFW trailer for the upcoming movie Deadpool.

http://tinyurl.com/oyrek92

If you like your violence with a big dose of humor…

I’m now rooting for Timothy S. Carlson to win…

🙂

RIP: NFL Legend Frank Gifford

JeffS – Today comes word Jimmah has liver cancer that has spread to various parts of his body. Treatment at Emory to follow as well as a fuller statement next week.

Long past time for Michael Moore’s heart to take revenge on the morbidly obese ingrate. Dead from climbing the stairs, if all goes well.

Looks like Jimmy Carter has cut to the front of the line….

Crocodile Dundee

Boutros Boutros Ghali, because he did soooo much for humanity, he deserves his reward.

@joncelli – Good luck with Michael Moore. I’d love to see that fathead lardass croak. My preference would be for him to choke while trying to swallow a bratwurst whole and then his rescuers find out he’s too fat for the Heimlich maneuver, but I’ll settle for the stairs if that’s what takes him out.

Henry Kissinger

Edgar Mitchell (astronaut) – in aliens cover-up

Stan Lee

In other news, Wes Craven (of the horror movies genre) has passed away. (Nobody had him as a pick.)

Best-selling self-help author Wayne W. Dyer dead at 75

Also dead: Oliver Sacks. Author of Awakenings and the Man Who Mistook his Wife for a Hat.

A very good read, even if he did delight the NYT by coming out as gay on his deathbed.

I have that book! (MWMhWfaH). Outstanding read!

The “MWMhWfaH” was interesting, but I really got a sympathetic chuckle reading about the guy who kept throwing “that other person’s nasty leg” out of his bed – and discovering that he somehow ended up on the floor every time.

Martin Milner, ‘Route 66’ and ‘Adam-12’ star, dies at age 83 – @APEntertainment

Judy Carne, the ‘Sock It to Me Girl’ on ‘Laugh-In,’ dies at age 76

Andrew Kohut, founding director of the Pew Research Center and president of the organization from 2004 until 2012, has died.

They’re dropping like flies people…just not the right flies.

RIP Dickie Moore, former member of “Our Gang”

There’ now space in the broadcast booth here in Houston. Milo Hamilton, he dead.

Queen Elizabeth II

British author Jackie Collins died of breast cancer on Saturday. She was 77. RIP

Ed Asner.

Man, I didn’t realize I wasn’t in this round and I still get my favorite America-hating actor.

Jack Larson, television’s first Jimmy Olsen in ‘Superman’ series, dies at 87

Golly, Mr White, I can’t believe it!

Great Caesar’s ghost! we need a winner….

It ain’t over till it’s over, but now it is over for Yogi Berra. Which means xul gets dicked! DP Round 76 coming up, Ms. Weasel?

Congrats, xul! RIP, Yogi. Neato guy.

His wife once asked Berra where he wanted to be buried, in St. Louis, New York or Montclair. ‘I don’t know,’ he said. ‘Why don’t you surprise me?’