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Glen Campbell

Nanette Fabray

Olivia de haviland…..

Muhammad Ali once again.

Jimmy Carter

Still Robert Mugabe. Can’t we have some good news please?

Kirk douglas

Billy Graham

Back to Hugh Hefner

I’ll take HRH Phil the Greek for $200 Alex.

Burt Reynolds

I nominate René Angélil, CM OQ, husband and former manager of Celine Dion, Canadian singer and manager, of throat cancer… apologies, old man, you can catch up with me in hell

Jane Fonda

Nancy Reagan

John Glenn

Clive James

Moors murderer Ian Brady

Chuck Berry

Angela Lansbury again.

Jerry Lewis

Can I pick “the entire Kardashian clan, in a terrible fire”?

Well, Karl Rove then.

Jesse Jackson Jr and Sr
My racialist twofer, again. Cmon Ebola, come get it!!

If not, Ed Assner. Soon, please…

William Shatner, please!

June Foray.

For future reference, is Cal Worthington too local a celeb to pick in the future? If you spent any time in LA in the 70’s to 80’s, he was plastered all over local TV hacking cars with his dog Spot.

Whoops, nevermind my last question, Cal sold his last car in 2013…

David Rockefeller Sr. again. Is that old fart finally going to achieve room temp? I sure hope so.

June Foray is already dead, Eirik.

I remain faithful to Fidel!

Well, faithful to the idea of him dropping dead that is…

Can I pick Jeb!’s campaign?

Ron Popiel

So is Cal, I think, Eirik.

John Boehner, for as his last attack on the country imposing a TWO year Continuing Resolution/Debt Limit hike that removed all restrictions on spending, cut the military except in politically correct ways, gave Obama everything he wanted getting nothing in return, and gave up all congressional budget power until the end of either the first year of Hillary’s first term, or the first year of Obama’s third term. Then, of course, he turned it over to Paul Ryan who will continue in Boehner’s path.

Cal was a kick, though somewhat dilatory when it came to species identification…

Thad Cochran

Pope Benedict

Ratso!…It’s just like Jimmy Da Schnozz used to say, get on some kind of a roll, ev’rybody wants to get inta da act!!…

‘Kay, since Red-Pants Janey Insaney (Not-So-)Fonda already been tooken, I’ll go with one of my other high-durability choices, and say…Abe “Fish” Vigoda, c’mon down!

Nuthin’ personal, Abie, but we all gotta go sometime, somehow, so why not now, hey?

Gotta tell ya, though, M – if that random cable car or crosstown bus finally zaps Red Janey, yer gonna be catchin’ some stink-eye – knowwhutI’msayin’, here?…Ah, well, that’s the Wide, Wide World Of Dead-Pool for you…

Gene Wilder

Going for straight senescence this time: Chen-Ning (Franklin) Yang, 1957 Nobel laureate in physics.

Ramsey Clark: supporting America’s enemy’s since the Nixon era…

Leslie Phillips

Another change-up:
“Professor” Irwin Corey

101 years old. Gotta kick the bucket sometime.

Peter Sallis, voice for Wallace, of Wallace and Gromit fame. I don’t wish him ill, but aged 94 years, and no longer able to do voice overs, I may just get the dick soon.

This late and I still get Zsa Zsa Gabor? Woohoo!

Jerry Lee Lewis and I hope I’m dickless because I like Killer. I would have bet serious money in the 70’s that he would have gone by the 80’s, yet he rocks on. Mr. Richard Penniman hangs on too. Woooo!!

George h. W. Bush

Actor, painter Nehemiah Persoff

Dead Pool fave Al Molinaro just slipped the coil leaving no dick in his wake.

Imma stick with Roberta McCain.

Herman Wouk

This late to the party…sorry, I had to have a prosthetic repaired…so I am jumping in with The Golden Voice, Vera Lynn. Still warbling at 96…the first time ever that I heard her magnificence was at the end of “Dr. Strangelove” when I heard “We’ll Meet Again”…been in love ever since. But, a dick is a dick…

Just coming to check that, Pablo. No one had him this time? Phew!

The dick survives Hallowe’en! (So far).

Betty White

Evil Roy Slade – aka John Austin

Actually, June Foray still lives.

It would have been just my luck if that one-eyed gurning Scottish spastic Gordon Brown had fallen down the stairs last night, but it appears he still lives. I nominate him anyway.

Astin, Smedly. Don’t piss Roy off.

Whew…

Thanks, mojo – for a bad moment there, the Universe lit up “Tilt!” for me…I knew ’bout Evil Roy…, and thought I recollected Astin (along with Mickey Rooney, Milton Berle and a cast of dozens of other wackos) , but – one never knows; the 70’s, after all, were kinda slippery even back then…

I concur on allowing smedley a properly-corrected pick – it’s not good to risk pissing Roy off; the results would be…unpleasant.

We return you now to your regularly-scheduled Dead Pool balloting. Thenkyew.

Long live Clint Eastwood……

but just in case I get lucky, Punk.

Valerie Harper ftw

Fred Thompson

Aw, dammit, rule 4 is gonna trip me up. And I thought fer sure that I had dick……

Yes, NM, a bit too late, alas.

Fred Thompson, of acting and congressional fame, has gone to his Fillibuster in the Sky.

Don’t forget Dick Shawn, J.S. – the man knew how to make an exit:
“On April 17, 1987, Shawn died while performing at University of California, San Diego’s Mandeville Hall. When he collapsed face down on the stage, the audience thought it was part of his act unaware that he had actually suffered an acute heart attack. During his final comedy routine, Shawn portrayed a politician reciting campaign clichés including: “If elected, I will not lay down on the job.””

Bruce Jenner, aka Caitlyn. Yeah, we all believe he is a female now.

I would never want to forget Shawn, mojo – one of the most hilarious slapstick pieces of It’s A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World was Shawn’s frantic, full-out-enraged, psychotic pursuit of Milton Berle thru the coastal California countryside, driving a big top-down Chrysler convertible over, under, around and through all sorts of highway obstacles…in fact, there were a number of other madcap road-warriors in that film who were also together in Evil Roy Slade – remarkable, that.

@J.S.B. – “I’m comin’, Mama!”

…and I’ll never forget Dick Shawn’s role as Adolf Hitler in The Producers with Zero Mostel and Gene Wilder (Wilder’s first film IIRC).

“THAT’S OUR HITLER!” — The Producers

Come dance with us
‘Round Death’s maypole.
I’m calling you out,
Yes, you, Bob Dole!

Mikhail Gorbachev

Judge Wapner

Hillary Rodham Clinton

In a twist of fate, the secret powers-that-be of the Democrat Socialist Party decide to have HER off herself in Marcy Park, thus clearing the field for a Bernie/Fauxcahantas ticket.

@ Uncle Al – “I’ma get you, Russell! Don’t you hurt my Momma!…” – yes, yes, indeed – good times, fun times…

…and then, it was – “SPRINGtimeee… for HITlerrr… and GERmaneee!!…” – Deutschland uber Alles, baybee…

(And yes, that was in fact [allegedly] Gene Wilder’s first screen appearance – up till then, he’d been a scriptwriter, IIRC…)

Keith Richards

Bernard Fox ( Doctor Bombay )

I can’t believe I keep coming in so late and still getting Ed Asner.

Perhaps you’re all afraid of poaching my pic.
That warms the black, shriveled cockles of my heart.

Car designer George Barris, who created Batmobile, dies at 89 years old. RIP

Eva Marie Saint

Rick Hall (Muscle Shoals,AL).
A storied and tragic life. Hope I lose this guess.

@J.S. Bridges & Uncle Al

Our property is thickly wooded with river oaks which grow tall thin multiple trunks and the circle drive passes between two that form a Big W…I flash on it every time I return home.

Office of former West German Chancellor Helmut Schmidt confirms he has died at age 96 – @Reuters

Carol Doda: Renowned San Francisco Stripper Dies at Age 78
Doda, who was known for her topless dancing in the 1960s and 1970s, died of complications related to kidney failure. “The only way I’ll stop performing is when I can’t walk anymore, honey,” she said.

http://www.tmz.com/2015/11/11/carol-doda-dead-stripper/

Motorhead drummer Phil ‘Philthy Animal’ Taylor dies at age 61 – @AP

Helmut Schmidt, age 96, notorious cigarette smoker and former Chancellor, http://www.eamonn.com/2015/11/11/20303/

I’ll take Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and predict by hellfire missile.

Former National Security Adviser Sandy Berger, who served under President Bill Clinton, has died at the age of 70 from cancer.

http://www.politico.com/story/2015/12/sandy-berger-national-security-adviser-216344

Phew. Nobody had him.

He who was caught stuffing classified documents down his pants?

They say he died of cancer but not what kind of cancer which is odd.

June Lockhart

Sandy Berger died of cholangiocarcinoma, a cancer of the bile ducts (according to an official with the Albright Stonebridge Group, the Washington-based consulting firm Berger co-chaired with former Secretary of State Madeleine K. Albright).

What cancer did Michelle Dockery’s fiance die of and why are they being so tight lipped about it?

It’s not at all unusual here not to talk about cause of death in any public way. It seems a little strange to me, but it’s very common.

Not just newspapers and public figures. Someone I know professionally has just lost a young child suddenly and unexpectedly, and no-one knows if it was an accident or what. It’s just not talked about.

Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP, General.

Looks like nobody had ’em.

…and upon waking up, Meadowlark Lemon can now prank the Afterlife.

Comment from LesterIII
Time: December 28, 2015, 7:43 am

Stormin’ Norman Schwarzkopf has died. RIP, General.

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Yeah, on December 27, 2012. RIP, anyway…

I wrote the correction on Schwarzkopf… didn’t notice my ID data had been deleted.

I am now appropriately embarassed for the Stormin’ Norman post. Maybe I shouldn’t post while dog-ass tired.

Lemmy of Motörhead has just passed away

Wayne Rodgers too. I didn’t see that coming. pneumonia at age 82.

Natalie Cole, Age 65, deceased. RIP
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http://www.ibtimes.com/natalie-cole-dead-65-will-be-singer-cause-death-reportedly-congestive-heart-failure-2246576

Natalie Cole…….

Outta heeeeeyaaaaa…….

Who’s gonna be next and the first winner this year?

Party’s Over, Mr. Stigwood… will you be requiring turn-down service? No? Well then, have a nice dirt nap!
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3386317/As-decadent-ruthless-original-Mr-Showbiz-220m-genius-Bee-Gees-Cream-Lloyd-Webber-Robert-Stigwood-s-died-aged-81-never-resist-party.html

Pat Harrington Jr.: Film and TV Actor Dies at Age 86, His Daughter Says.
http://tinyurl.com/zp6kjdx

My Word, Look at the Carnage! Looks like 2016 is going to be a banner year for death…
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2016#January

Ziggy is dead…..

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/01/11/rock-star-david-bowie-dead-cancer-at-age-6/

Sean Penn.

After that interview with El Chapo, and El Chapo’s capture, I suspect Sean Penn’s days are numbered.

Nobody had Bowie? I was prepared to be annoyed, because the really nice pick I had lined up for the next pool (superstar modernist conductor Pierre Boulez, age 90) went on 5 January. If Bowie had gone in December, I could have had Boulez – except that nobody had Bowie, so it doesn’t matter. And I have to keep looking.

Alan Rickman has died

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-35313604

Stan Lee

Leoh Ming pei

ExpressoBold takes the dick with Rene Angelil, husband of Celine Dion, 73, dead of throat cancer. RIP

https://www.yahoo.com/celebrity/news/rene-angelil-dead-celine-dions-213300409.html?ref=gs

Comment from RushBabe
Time: January 15, 2016, 2:07 am
ExpressoBold takes the dick with Rene Angelil, husband of Celine Dion, 73, dead of throat cancer. RIP

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RIP, Rene, and I hope you did not suffer too much. Bad way to go.
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In other news, Rene just beat Dan Hagerty out the door… http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2016/01/15/grizzly-adams-star-dan-haggerty-dead-at-74/
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I’m tellin’ ya, it’s going to be a banner year for The Grim Reaper…

RIP – Ted Marchibroda: Ted Marchibroda, who spent 12 seasons as the coach of the Colts and Ravens, died Saturday at age 84.
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http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14581999/ted-marchibroda-former-indianapolis-colts-baltimore-ravens-coach-dies-age-84

Jeeeezus…Glenn Frey has passed…now they’re getting too close to my time line…RIP my Eagle.

WOW! Another one: Dale Griffin, the drummer and founder member of rock group Mott the Hoople, has died aged 67. (Alzheimer’s)
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/music/news/mott-the-hoople-drummer-dale-griffin-dies-at-67/

Harper Lee….

http://www.al.com/news/index.ssf/2016/02/harper_lee_dead_at_age_of_89_t.html

tonycc wins with Harper can we make a new Deadpool by 6pm Weasel time?