Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking.

Lady 1: What’s that?
Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet.
Lady 1: Where did you get it?
Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day … Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but politely asks what brand she prefers.

Lady 1: It doesn’t matter as long as it fits a Camel.

After that, it linked to a bunch of ‘cheap cigarettes online’ sites. I almost let it go through. It sang for its supper, after all.

Classical Japanese culture is pretty rigid, and I imagine drunk/crazy is the only place to let the pressure squirt out. I’ll never understand Karaoke though. Maybe I just never got ripped enough. Although, after a four-day bender at a party my sister threw, that would be hard to picture.

Singing country western karaoke, in Tokyo, drunk as a lord, si. I think it’s impossible to get embarrassed in Japan while drunk. Craziness is expected.

Allen, how did you come to spend enough time to climb Fuji multiple times? I love the culture, the food, the geography. Someday I do want to go there. Cafeteria tray? Hmmm, that sounds fun. I skateboarded down stairs once. Course every last one of us were drunk as lords so nobody got too badly hurt.

Hey, I hiked up Mt. Fuji a couple of times. One time I was glissading down one of the cinder tracks when I hear, “Banzaaaaai!” Guy comes flying by riding a cafeteria tray with handles. Lummee some crazy Japanese stuff.

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If he didn’t, he should have.

Now I gotta go listen to Blue Oyster Cult – Godzilla rocks.

There’s your next assignment Weas. How to show a ravening vengeful Butterfly God. With lots of gore.