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Hey Bill – you better get some ice for that


Drudge put these two pictures together and I wanted to nail them to posterity. I had to look it up to confirm Broaddrick was the ice for that lady.

In interviews with the Washington Post, Broaddrick said Clinton encouraged her to call his campaign office when she was in Little Rock. She did that and set up a coffee meeting with Clinton at her hotel. According to Broaddrick, Clinton told her there were too many reporters in the lobby of the hotel so they should have coffee in her room.

She said she ordered coffee and let him in her room. This is what she told the Post back in 1999:

“As she tells the story, they spent only a few minutes chatting by the window — Clinton pointed to an old jail he wanted to renovate if he became governor — before he began kissing her. She resisted his advances, she said, but soon he pulled her back onto the bed and forcibly had sex with her. She said she did not scream because everything happened so quickly. Her upper lip was bruised and swollen after the encounter because, she said, he had grabbed onto it with his mouth.

” ‘The last thing he said to me was, “You better get some ice for that.” And he put on his sunglasses and walked out the door,’ she recalled.”

I’m not a general fan of feminist revenge porn, but that image of him putting on his sunglasses* and snarking at her has stuck with me. This picture is the perfect antidote.

*usually referred to as “Puts on Sunglasses”, is the ASCII-interpretation of the popular C.S.I. multipane comics featuring Lt. Horatio Caine (played by David Caruso), the protagonist character in the popular police procedural show Crime Scene Investigation: Miami.

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In 2002, CSI: Miami, an American police procedural television series on CBS first aired. In the show, The lead Crime Scene Investigator (who always wears sunglasses) usually makes some horrible pun at the beginning of the show on how the victim died, puts on his sunglasses, and then the theme song (which is Won’t Get Fooled Again by The Who) plays, always at the part where the singer goes “YYEEAAHH!”

No, I didn’t watch the debate. But then, I never do. I have too much personal stagefright – I’m terrified I’ll see somebody throw up or shit himself. I can always catch it in the replay, when everybody already knows what’s going to happen.


Comment from dissent
Time: October 10, 2016, 8:04 pm

Bill is looking a bit long in the tooth these days.

Comment from gebrauchshund
Time: October 11, 2016, 12:28 am

About the only reason I can think of that I would want to watch one of these debates is if I knew beforehand that Hillary was going to throw up and shit herself.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: October 11, 2016, 1:30 am

If you skipped the debate last night, you missed Donald J. Trump ripping Hitlery’s arms off her torso, beating her senseless with them, then reattaching them backwards so she looks even more discombobulated than ever.
It Was Glorious..!! Plus, Trump gained on BoB in the “Daybreak” Poll as the gap between her and her “tormenter” widened from 2.2% to 3.1%… lost almost one point overnight. Whipped cream with a cherry on top!

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 11, 2016, 1:51 am

I actually made it through about 2/3 of the show last night. As illary’s smile faded mine widened.

Comment from tomfrompv
Time: October 11, 2016, 1:52 am

Terrific debate. Very cathartic too – Trump is the first guy to really take it to Bill and Hillary. No holds barred, just the awful fact that we had a sex predator in the White House with a wife who defended his actions.

The moderators were even stunned by how fast it all went down. They both tried to contain the damage, but Trump was too quick.

It lasted 90 minutes. Hillary sat thru most of it; Trump didn’t stand either. He prowled the stage, waiting for the opportunity to raise his mike and inflict another blow.

This was A+ entertainment. The moderators were so biased they even argued with Trump when Hillary couldn’t cut it. But Trump rolled over them too. It was great. The Clinton’s finally got hammered on Bill’s crimes against all those women.

I recommend watching it. Start to end. It might be the best debate ever.

Comment from Deborah HH
Time: October 11, 2016, 2:02 am

“I have too much personal stagefright – I’m terrified I’ll see somebody throw up or shit himself.”

My sisters and I called this the “Ted Mack Amateur Hour Syndrome.” Ted Mack hosted a television talent show in the 50s and 60s, which we viewed every Saturday. The fear of watching someone botch their performance left me mortified with embarrassment and shame on their behalf. It also prevented any illusions I might have about performing in public—which I never did.

Comment from catnip
Time: October 11, 2016, 4:02 am

But, friends, are we dismissing the message the Libs are trying to pound into our deplorably thick, anti-female heads?

Like, it’s that old saying: “Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can kill my inner being.”

Comment from OldFert
Time: October 11, 2016, 3:46 pm

One of the best vids about Debate Deux:

Give it at least until 15 or 18 seconds in.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 11, 2016, 5:38 pm

Splendid, OldFert. Be sure to let it buffer before you play or it’ll drive you knutz.

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