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By one of life’s happy accidents, I had just reached the Dark Brotherhood story arc in my play-through of the Skyrim Enhanced Edition — you know, the part where you get locked in the coffin with the 300-year-old corpse of the Night Mother and suddenly she starts sweet-talking you — just as Hillary Clinton made her first appearance in public since the election.

Those of you who don’t play Skyrim, you don’t really need to know what that means. HERE’S A SILLY PICTURE.

Comments


Comment from AltBBrown
Time: November 21, 2016, 10:21 pm

Some nice work there, Sweas!

 


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: November 21, 2016, 11:03 pm

There she is! Not Anybody’s President! Yea!
You are truly gifted Stoaty, and know how to capture the inner soul of a person.

 


Comment from Janna
Time: November 21, 2016, 11:30 pm

Hillary Clinton will never be President of the United States.
Just wanted to say that.

 


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: November 21, 2016, 11:33 pm

In the meantime while Hillary gets used to spending time with her inner mummy, Trump has held his first meeting with the Press Core

http://nypost.com/2016/11/21/donald-trumps-media-summit-was-a-f-ing-firing-squad/

I did buy some popcorn futures today. No matter what legislation comes about in the next four years, the show is definitely gonna be interesting

 


Comment from BJM
Time: November 21, 2016, 11:34 pm

Anyone care to guess how long before Bill goes public with his pretty blond girlfriend, aka “The Energizer”? I’m guessing February.

 


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: November 21, 2016, 11:37 pm

Awesome pic, S.Weasel.

 


Comment from Steve Skubinna
Time: November 22, 2016, 12:11 am

Great.

Gonna take a lot of Bourbon before I can get to sleep tonight.

I mean, a lot.

 


Comment from Steve in Tulsa
Time: November 22, 2016, 2:43 am

Elder Scrolls Online is a gas. I am not sure I ever had so much fun in a game. And I have been playing Elder Scrolls since Arena.

 


Comment from Bob B
Time: November 22, 2016, 3:21 am

Well, you started it with your 300 year dead Night Mother … and reminded me of long dead nightmares.
Many years ago, when I was an innocent teenager, a friend introduced me to “adult comics”. One of them covered the misadventures of a brother and sister in their teens learning about sex. The girl brings home somebody and heads to her room. Dad comes home. Stranger bolts down the hallway to one of the unoccupied rooms. The room is a perfectly preserved shrine to great-grandma who used to live in it. Her ghost is 100 years dead and looks it. She’s in the room and excited there’s a man there. She moves in. Blood curdling screaming.. from the man.. who jumps out the window and runs away. Dad is not amused.
Yeah, I had bad dreams about that for while, and it all just came back.

 


Comment from J.S.Bridges
Time: November 22, 2016, 6:08 am

Nize, dat…

Old, old song: “I’ll see you in my dreammmz…”

 


Comment from tomfrompv
Time: November 22, 2016, 6:44 am

What makes that picture great is the hair! The face is horrific, the eyes horrific, the wrinkles, those teeth, sagging jowls, everything so awful.

But the hair is perfect – typical Hillary to wear that wig even as everything decays into mold.

BTW, we know Chelsea looks like Web Hubbel and nothing like Bill. BUT, has anyone ever seen a pic of a pregnant Hillary? Are witches fertile?

 


Comment from Wolfus Aurelius
Time: November 22, 2016, 1:02 pm

Are witches fertile?
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Yeah, but they just give birth to things like straight pins and miniature goats.

 


Comment from Mad Ivan
Time: November 22, 2016, 3:08 pm

@tomfrompv –

I just did a Google Image search on the phrase “pregnant Hillary Clinton”, and restricted the date range from Apr. 1979 to Feb. 1980 (i.e., the actual timespan during which she was, or should have been, expecting Chelsea). Not. A. Single. Damned. Picture. Found.

Interesting….

OBTW, I know a bunch of witches (real practicing Wiccans) – yeah, they’re fertile, and give birth to rather unremarkable babies.

 


Comment from Uncle Al
Time: November 22, 2016, 8:33 pm

Pregnant H-Rod? Well, there’s this. (-:

 

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