Comments on: Things that make you go OMGWTF?!

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 07:45:05 +0000

No, I don’t eat kidneys. Or liver (I tasted a bite of Uncle B’s fried liver in a cafe in South London, and damn near taught it to fly). That’s the stuff we scooped out and gave to the dawgs, where I come from. Days Uncle B eats offal, I eat something that grosses him out. Like pasta. (Yeah. I know. He has a really weird grossout threshold).

Spotted dick, however, is reasonably nice.

By: scubafreak

scubafreak — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 04:50:28 +0000

Hmm, I wonder if Spotted Dick would be a good followon to a main course of steak and kidney pie…..

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:57:42 +0000

Uh, that would be setting, not seeting.

Time for sleeps. Night, all.

By: porknbean

porknbean — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:20:57 +0000

Yes… it’s steak and kidney pie!

I can’t remember if I have asked this before, but does weasel eats her some piss filters? Or does she pile them to the side like I would peas if I ever lost my mind and brought them into the house?

By: Puritan Conspiracy Theorist

Puritan Conspiracy Theorist — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:13:36 +0000

Goodie Merryweather was PUSHED!

By: Jill

Jill — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 02:11:36 +0000

A recent manicure is in order if you’re prone to play the catbutt lute. There’s nothing worse than trying to tune an angry cattbutt.

(I so made myself laugh out loud on that second sentence)

“And what’s a dazzling urbanite like you doing in a rustic seeting like this?” – The Waco Kid

By: nicole

nicole — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 01:45:36 +0000

Actually what the Obama in a hat reminded me of was Blazing Saddles. Hope that makes me an idiotic movie buff rather than racist.

And damn you all. Now I have to google cat butt flute. Just to see.

By: Uncle Badger

Uncle Badger — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:38:18 +0000

Phew! I’m in teh clear.

All I googled was “cat butt lute”.

Completely different kind of “musical” instrument.

By: Dawn

Dawn — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:25:24 +0000

Raise your hand if you have googled “cat butt flute” in the last 24 hours.

By: LemurKing

LemurKing — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 00:14:02 +0000

My god, how many times can there possibly be a hit on “cat butt flute”? And why?

I mean, PICTURE IT. Just picture puckering up to that fuzzy butt and blowing for all you’re worth. Ewwwwwww. So how can there be lots of google hits? Riddle me that. Huh?

I know… ease down… ease down… busted the transaxle… ease down…