Day 6: Drooling
Chickens don’t actually drool, I don’t think. They drink by gravity assist, though, which is potentially messy.
They sneeze. In fact, they’re prone to diseases of sneezing.
The experts will tell you they do not fart, on account of their digestive systems don’t work like that. I’m here to tell you that the experts are wrong.
A Saturday post? That’s unpossible!
Posted: October 6th, 2018 under personal.
Comments: 6
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Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 6, 2018, 8:07 pm
Hm. That chicken appears to be having a chickengasm.
I am so not good at this.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 6, 2018, 9:52 pm
It doesn’t look like a chickengasm to me, but rather like she’s getting a whiff of her own chickenfart.
And you are good at this. Unless, that is, what you have drawn doesn’t match what is in your head. But an artist acquaintance of mine (Frank Wright) says that when that happens, the best thing is just to shut up and accept the compliments with a knowing smile.
Comment from tonycc
Time: October 6, 2018, 10:17 pm
This is awesome, six days of pure chicken joy. You are fantastic, wish I had some of that talent in me.
Comment from Jasonius
Time: October 7, 2018, 4:36 am
And congrats on doubling up (I think? too lazy to check down page) your last year’s tally.
Definitely a sneeze, the poor girl is just waiting for the darn thing to cut loose already.
And you do good stuff Stoaty, least compared to many poor talentless souls out there (ask me how I know!).
I’m halfway tempted to join in on the deadpool for a shot at an original S. Weasel on her signature elephant poop paper.
Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: October 7, 2018, 11:59 am
Awesome! Saturday Chicken Art Festival!
“I am not good at this” Ahhhh, come on, if you weren’t good at it they’d have kicked you out of bagpipe school.
We’ll be here, cheering you on. A collection of a month’s worth of chicken drawings would make a nice tea table (it’s England, you can’t have COFFEE tables…) book.
Comment from Ric Fan
Time: October 7, 2018, 2:02 pm
https://twitter.com/TheMERL/status/1048541160271237120
Even in the 1700s they had chickens in pants.
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