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Sneak and ye shall find

Interesting. Interesting.

The internet says Kaye Ballard died Monday night. Noob ‘little sister’ picked Ballard at 2:10 pm Monday. The timestamp is my time, probably. Meaning it was eight hours earlier than that, Kaye Ballard time.

It looks legit. It is either legit, or somehow very very sneaky (which is even better). Congratulations, little sister — you take the dick!

See you all back here tomorrow for the usual. 6pm WBT (which is 10am Dead Kaye Ballard Time). Dead Pool Round 118!

p.s. Stole the header graphic from the Kaye Ballard FaceBook group. No, I didn’t know there was one, either. In fact, I had totally forgotten there ever was such a person.

p.p.s. Maybe not so mysterious. A Kaye Ballard documentary came out last week and she mentioned her health wasn’t good.


Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 24, 2019, 10:06 pm

You’re easy Weazy!
If it were me, I’d insist on an investigation!

Tax returns, where this person has been, who they talk to, where they live, and how often they’ve been talking to Vlad Putin for the last 40 years before I’d recognize the winner.

Did I mention I’m running for Democratic candidate for President in 2020?

Mrs Durned says she can’t be bothered, so I have to do it to save ‘Merica.

Comment from ExpressoBold
Time: January 24, 2019, 10:09 pm

“Congratulations, little sister — you take the dick!”
King’s minister: “SIRE! THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING..!!!!”
King: “You SAID IT..!!! They stink on ice..!!!!”
I dunno…. both statements strike me funny…

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: January 25, 2019, 12:34 am

This is a test to see if my comment is timestamped with my local time zone, specifically Eastern Standard (UTC -5) or Weasel Blog Time (presumed to be UTC).

OK, here goes. My time right now is 19:34. WBT would be 34 past midnight my tomorrow.

EDIT: We’ve just established sweasel.com comment timestamps are WBT, not commenter’s local.

Comment from Ben
Time: January 25, 2019, 2:36 am

19:36 (7:36 pm) in Denver(ish)

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: January 25, 2019, 3:56 pm

That makes it tight as a tick, Ben.

I’m still going to take it.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 25, 2019, 4:02 pm

At the tone it will be 4:02 PM WBT.

10:02 AM – Baloneya Watch Time.

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 25, 2019, 4:16 pm

I can’t help but think “Wabbit!” when I see WBT.

Too much Bugs Bunny in my formative years.

Comment from drew458
Time: January 25, 2019, 4:57 pm

No such thing DurnedYankee. How else would you have ever been exposed to classical music?

Comment from DurnedYankee
Time: January 25, 2019, 6:18 pm

Drew458 – no joke, at all.

Hungarian Rhapsody #2 – the shoemaker elves from Freleng and or Bugs
Various Wagnerian pieces – Bugs and Elmer.
Barber of Saville – Bugs and Elmer.
(Bugs) Leopold Stokowski/Lohengrin – Giovanni Jones vs Bugs and his banjo
Chopin’s Minute Waltz – Bugs
William Tell overture – Bugs
Fleigende Hollander – Bugs

And if those weren’t enough, my mother liked classical music on the hi/fi.

It isn’t right for a 4 year old to be perched sideways on the back of a wing chair with an LP album cover wedged over his head down to his ears “riding” to the tune of Lichte Cavalerie by Von Suppe or “the Lone Ranger” by Rosinni.

Thank God there were no digital cameras, and sainted maiden Aunt Mary wasn’t anywhere around with her new fangled Polaroid.

Heigh-Ho Silver!

Comment from Ric Fan
Time: January 25, 2019, 9:13 pm

Mighty Mouse was a wonderful tenor.

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