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Uncle Badge’ better have loads of your favorite treats on hand when you finally do get in…’ats all I gotta say.

Are you *sure* you want to go to this England place? According to the AP (which never lies) a)supermarkets have chimneys and b)naked burglars get stuck in them. The chimneys, not the supermarkets. Akismet, I have a rolled-up newspaper and I know how to use it!

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2008297033_webnakedburglar22.html

Oh, that’s oop North, BCR, where things are…different.

The England I’m going to is a magical land, without alarm clocks or cubicles. Where badgers actually like doing the cooking and the grocery shopping and weasels aren’t allowed to pay bills or do sums of any kind, because they’re bad at it and it hurts they little weasel heads anyway. Oh, it’s a wonderful place. A place where the real Teletubbies and really excellent copies of old black and white American musicals play on TV in the morning. A place everbody says bad words and drinks a lot, not just me. Where the cream is as thick as icecream, and the icecream could spackle plaster.

They put butter on bacon there.

Oh, it’s worth every sacrifice…

I hear they have a chicken in every pot, and a CCTV camera in every chicken.

Oh, and hobbits.

Vertical weasels make the best weasels! Or is it a stoat?

Small mammals are prone to mildew, you know.

I suspect it’s a weasel, on account of Uncle B got it for me and it came, he says, from California.

Oh, that’s oop North, BCR, where things are…different.

Hey, we may be angry drunken racists who – after a hard day’s graft down the pit – like nothing more than to beat the shit out of each other, but even we don’t have chimneys on supermarkets. Anymore. They took them down because someone kept stealing them.

even we don’t have chimneys on supermarkets. Anymore. They took them down because someone kept stealing them.

I blame radical Dick Van Dyke cultists.

That sounds like the sort of cult I’d be interested in joining. I was watching Diagnosis Murder the other day and I though, ‘My God – this man’s a bloody genius!’

That’s a nice watch. Don’t tell me, its alarm is a farted ditty.

Why, it’s a Weasel Wist Watch!

WOW.. Does the Weasel wist watch have a spring-loaded ferrett that you can shoot at bad guys that annoy you?

Bond. Stoatie Bond……..

(just be glad that they don’t include PIT tags in the biometric requirements…)

🙂

The irony is the country is stuffed full of bloody illegals and those who damned well ought to be illegal.

I guess an American is going to feel it’s just like home…

“They put butter on bacon there.”

Not that they know what proper bacon is though. Seriously, what is that stuff?

Oh, and cute watch you got there! When you go with a theme you really go all the way. 🙂

biometrics… yeeeechhh.

Signs in the immigrant questionnaire that they are gunning for you (shit, another list):

1) Immediately after “gender: F” they ask for a sperm sample -OR- “gender: M” for results of last pap smear
2) Q: Have you ever been within 50′ of a real gun?
3) Voting Preference: Obama or McCain?
4) Which hand holds the fork when eating?
5) If American, can you ride a unicycle blindfolded -OR- can you juggle a bowling ball, running-chainsaw, and a rabid skunk simultaneously?

You don’t make this seem very palatable Weas. It says volumes about Uncle B.

Back to the previous thread’s theme….here it comes…the fairness doctrine…and the most wonderful ‘one’ isn’t even in office yet. Videos at link.

radioequalizer.blogspot.com/2008/10/new-mexico-democrat-will-push-to.html

…”If enacted, the Fairness Doctrine (which is anything but) would create logistical nightmares for radio programmers, leading quickly to shuttered stations. The need to “balance” every viewpoint presented would also destroy the entertainment value of talk radio, driving away the audience.

With most major operators currently in deep financial trouble for unrelated reasons, these new restrictions on free speech could represent the final blow for the commercial broadcasting industry.

Even when confronted with the fact that Albuquerque is home to conservative and liberal commerical outlets, as well as public and satellite radio offerings, Bingaman still indicated he would support the move to silence talk radio.”….

I’m not playing tit-for-tat here, LK, but have you any idea how hard it is going the other way?

I’ve got several friends who’ve fallen victim to errrr… I think I mean ‘are enjoying’ mixed marriages between Brits and Yanks and they all say the same thing. If you think this part is difficult…

Look! A quintessential British man (at the end):
http://networdblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/sizzling.html

Let me see if I can get this to work:
http ://networdblog.blogspot.com/2008/10/sizzling.html

Badger. Our resident Limey in my Motorcycle Riding club seems to get on just fine. He and his wife are even planning a Guy Fawkes day party for the club, complete with the effigy in the firepit.

Of course, he does have this unholy fascination for Kentuky Whiskey…..

Yes, legal immigration to the US is quite difficult. Which is part of why the look-the-other-way attitude toward illegals irritates me. I don’t think it’s fair that someone in Great Britain might be trying to immigrate here and is patiently waiting for the paperwork, while someone in Mexico just swims across the Rio Grande and gets basically no penalty.

(Not that I don’t agree that there is a humanitarian aspect to the illegal immigration issue. I’ve watched too many episodes of Walker, Texas Ranger not to know that. But I do think that legality and fairness are aspects of the issue as well.)

Do. Not. Take. The. Mark.

JUST RUN AWAY!!!!!

Oh, sure scubafreak – I work with a namerican who has managed to break in to the UK and he gets on fine. The problem isn’t once we’re there or you’re here – it’s the stupid, bloody socialist governments, who insist that what you need is anyone who A/ doesn’t speak the language B/ hates everything your culture stands for and C/ regards you as vile-capitalists-but-a-handy-meal-ticket.

And the same over here.

In the past decade, an already over-populated UK has been further flooded by waves of Somalis, Nigerians, Kenyans, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis – people from anywhere but cultures that are compatible with our own.

I wince with embarrassment as Americans, New Zealanders, Canadians, Australians and others who would (despite all the usual inter-family piss-taking that goes on) fit in just fine, but who are forced to the back of the queue, or treated like vermin, just so that we can let in wannabe suicide bombers and social security scroungers instead.

Umm… I did mention that I regard Augusto Pinochet as a dangerous, Left-wing subversive, didn’t I?

Brits trying even to visit the USA on holiday are treated like cattle (it is a real bone of contention here) and woe betide any of us who try to move to the USA to live and work. Like the UK, the USA operates a policy which acively discriminates against family.

Sorry, but I consider that an auto-immune disease.

I’ll go and dig for worms now.

Given the intersection of Brits, and pie… Shepherds pie for dinner. Yes, I ground a lamb for dinner, my screenplay (Grinding of the Lambs) is not gaining much traction. 🙂

Worschestshire sauce.

You know, that’s really strange, Allen. Her Ladyship is forever telling me you don’t eat many sheep in the colonies.

On the grounds that it’s bad form to eat the neighbours, I’m not too fond of lamb, but I promise you, the site of a weasel attacking a lamb kebab is not one for the squeamish!

Its beady little eyes light-up like Satan’s very own LEDs 😉

Er…what’s up with McGoo’s site?

McGoo, have you been a bad boy?

Oh no! WE LOST MCGOO!

Just saw it. I haven’t got a clue. Probably the porn?

How exciting…

I found this on my WP dashboard:

This blog has been deactivated because we believe it does not comply with the WordPress.com Terms of Service or advertising policy.

Occasionally we make mistakes. If you believe we have misclassified your blog, please click here to contact us as soon as possible so we can fix the problem.

I highlighted that phrase above.

Maybe it’s because the majority of photos are usually just copied from other (referenced) sites. Who knows.

Maybe they mistake your thread titles as ‘get rich quick programs’? They do read kinda like your promoting something or trying to catch trolls. Not that I see that as a problem.

When I click on it and get the wordpress spanking, this is hi-lighted..

..”the Content is not spam, is not machine- or randomly-generated, and does not contain unethical or unwanted commercial content designed to drive traffic to third party sites or boost the search engine rankings of third party sites, or to further unlawful acts (such as phishing) or mislead recipients as to the source of the material (such as spoofing); “..

Is your porn from spam sites? Or they see it as such. And maybe they see your titles as ‘misleading’? Write ’em and tell ’em you’re a spoofer of sorts.

Could be, PnB.

I’m betting on either the fact that most of my photo content is not original, although its almost always referenced to the source. Either that or the smut photos. In my own mind that has been a ticking timebomb.

Heh. I was just thinking earlier today, “I wonder what would happen if I just quit.” The thrill is gone – especially the risque/juvenile act of publishing porn. That got really old really fast. Believe it or not, I never was much of a porn looker. I just did it to see if the hit stats improved. Boy! did they!

Ya know – the 2 1/2 months I was offline the stats stayed substantially the same!?! 300-900 hits a day on no posts whatsoever. That is not normal.

We shall see – I have not gotten a response from WP yet.

McGoo sez:

Either that or the smut photos.

Personally, I’m betting that somewhere you were indiscreet and let slip that you might lean a bit, ah, conservative, which of course makes your blog HATE SPEECH!

I say you pull down your pants and tell WP to lick you where the sun does not shine.

But, that’s just me, and that’s my answer to just about everything.

🙂

Yeah, might be the porn. I don’t see how the rest of your site is any different than anyone elses.

Do you think someone ratted on you or just some kind of search they use to weed out spam stuffs?

Mooning WP would qualify as a crime against humanity, Jill. You ain’t seen my booty.

PnB – a long time ago I got one (only one) note from one of the “models” asking me to take her photos down. I did so promptly. It is probably the porn, as you say.

If someone “ratted me out”, I’ll never know. I’m not going to waste energy worrying about it.

Ah, well! This too shall pass, as they say…

Sorry, EW1 – I didn’t see your comment up there.

If A&A was shitcanned because I’m a conservative, then so much the better!

Oh, wow! I just realized that I have to change all my log-ons so they don’t reference A&A.

Oy!

Well – this is one down – many to go.

I’m not playing tit-for-tat here, LK, but have you any idea how hard it is going the other way?

Actually Uncle B, I have some german friends who had to go back to Germany because of the hassle. So yeah, I do have an idea of how hard it is.

I was trying to be lighthearted, not make a statement… but do take it for the compliment it was.

I dropped a dime on you, Steam. Jesus hates smut, but he’s a little slow in the smiting department, so I had to smite you for Him.

OT, but I remembered you posted a while ago on black-footed ferrets, and wondered if you’d seen this good news:

http://scienceblogs.com/zooillogix/2008/10/frozen_sperm_saves_ferrets.php

S’ok Lemur King, I wasn’t getting arsey. It’s just, as I was saying to her Ladyship earlier, surprising how may Americans and Brits that I meet seem absolutely surprised (not to say almost disbelieving) when you tell them how hard it is to move from one country to the other.

What the Weasel and I are having to do makes me very angry indeed, not least because I know how easy it would be if I were some Somalian Islamist fuckwit and she was my fourth wife!

Damnit, they’d even pay me extra ‘benefits’ so that I could keep her in the misery to which she was accustomed!

So yes, thanks for the compliment which was very welcome. Now forgive me if I find a politician to bite.

Uncle B, just tell them you have ‘reverted’ and plan on making her the first of your four wives escaping the evil Bushitler. Or tell them you are a man-lesbian and demand in a poofy way that you have rights or needs or something. Libs love them some pet gheys and musslemens.

Oooo, UK immigration! I just happened to re-watch “Children of Men” on HBO last night. As far as future dystopias go, it has really grown on me. Much, much better than “Solyent Green” which is MADE OF PEEEEEOPLE! YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! AH, DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!

um, hi.

(licks pencil and amends Christmas wish-list to include weasel wrist watch)

Well I thought it was a cool picture at least, Mulsi 😉