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My god, it’s full of stars…!

I saw something white scattered on the kitchen floor a little while ago. Being that I’m nearsighted, I got down on my knees and shined a flashlight on it. It was…tiny stars.

Dammit, they mice have got into my cake decorations!


Comment from Deborah HH
Time: April 19, 2021, 8:16 pm

Mice like decorated cakes, too 🙂

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: April 19, 2021, 10:16 pm

Bet they kept all the sprinkles and left you the stars :+)

Comment from drew458
Time: April 20, 2021, 1:51 am

Multiple cats and you still have mice??

Comment from Spad13
Time: April 20, 2021, 1:58 am

Whomever had Walter Mondale come on down! Your the next winner on Weasle’s dead pool

Comment from dissent
Time: April 20, 2021, 3:28 am

Fritz Mondale was a no-show this round

Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: April 20, 2021, 6:49 am


From the Deadpool rules:

“The winner, if the winner chooses to entrust me with a mailing address, will receive an Official Certificate of Dick Winning and a small original drawing on paper suffused with elephant shit particles. Because I’m fresh out of fairy shit particles.“

Methinks someone may have been holding out on us minions…. just sayin’…

Comment from weasel again
Time: April 20, 2021, 12:17 pm

Cats can’t get into the cabinets, Drew. This house is so old, the walls must be like super highways.

Poor old Fritz Mondale. Overlooked in life, overlooked in Dead Pool.

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