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Outdoor chocolate

The town was called Bunny, you see. It’s in Nottinghamshire.

So Nestlé snuck in in the middle of the night and renamed it Easter Bunny and built this ten-foot-tall chocolate rabbit. Yes, it’s all chocolate. Upwards of a hundred pounds of the stufff. The basket – also chocolate – has 698 treats in it, one for each person in the village.

The article describes it as a surprise to the village, but surely the mayor or someone was in on it. I feel like you have to have permission.

I mean, this is a nice story and all, but something about outdoor chocolate bothers me. I mean, won’t it…melt or get stuff stuck in it or the seagulls and rats and vandals will eat it and shit all over everything. It seems big unsanitary.

Oh, well. Bunny gets a park bench out of it – not made from chocolate.


Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 28, 2023, 8:03 pm

I’ll alert my younger sister.

and soon that bunny will be short ears, because, like a cat, that’s where she starts when she gnaws on a bunny.

well, at least she used to. If that bunny’s ears go missing, I have a suspect.

Comment from Surly Ermine
Time: March 28, 2023, 8:24 pm

What happens when the local K9’s find this? What kind of gift is a dead dog?

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: March 28, 2023, 9:55 pm

Heh – Derbyshire is quite the place! (hit Weasel’s link)

Boozer owners posing for nekkid paintings (female owner, read the story at the link and you’ll see why it matters – just chuckling here at the idea of a guy posing)

43 room swingers clubs.

Who knew!

Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 28, 2023, 11:24 pm

Nestlé, it’s probably 99% wax 😛

Comment from Veeshir
Time: March 31, 2023, 6:21 pm

Don’t they have ants in Nottinghamshire?
Cuz I could see that being a problem.

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