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I have so many questions about chicken orb.

Like, how do you get a chicken into one? Could my little bantams make one go, or would they become static lawn ornaments?

If I put one of my belligerent cockerels in a chicken orb, could he rejoin the flock, or would the two boys peck each other to death through the Holes? (Why did I capitalize Holes?)

If I put both my belligerent cockerels in chicken orbs, would they roll around the garden smacking into each other like billiard balls?

Would that be cruel or awesome?

At £37 a pop, the world will never know.


Comment from Dr. Dealgood
Time: July 19, 2023, 7:06 pm

Can you get a larger one, to hold _two_ chickens>

“Chicken Dome. Two chickens enter, one chicken leave.”

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: July 19, 2023, 9:36 pm

Some of us would be willing to contribute to a purchase if you chose to do so.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 19, 2023, 9:59 pm

I have the money but I actually like my chickens.

Comment from Uncle Al
Time: July 19, 2023, 10:31 pm

Wouldn’t a fox orb be more satisfying?

Comment from thefritz
Time: July 19, 2023, 10:36 pm

Hey Swease, the Deadpool needs to be updated in the sidebar.

Comment from Dr. Dealgood
Time: July 20, 2023, 9:28 am

> I have the money but I actually like my chickens.

But then, you could start going by the name “Auntie Entity”.

But then again, “Who run Weasel Town? Master Cockerel run Weasal Town!”

Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: July 20, 2023, 1:28 pm

Build a big one, human sized.
Hook it to a generator.
See how many save Gaia green weenies volunteer to spin it to help save Gaia.

Yeah, I know, might as well take the money out on a windy day, fling it in the air so Gaia can take what she wants.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: July 20, 2023, 3:55 pm

Thanks, thefritz – fixed.

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