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Lookit the purdy weasel

Such poise! Such grace! Such weasel crotch!

I always make a bee-line for the ferret tent. This one had open sides, so the pong wasn’t so cruel.

This girl wasn’t much bigger than a stoat and, in white, looked very erminey. I assumed it was a baby, but he said jills are just that small. I don’t remember them being that teeny compared to the males, but I guess the man should know his stuff.

I still want one, but I always remember the ferret owner I met who also kept chickens, but on opposite sides of the house. One day, a chicken came around the house at the wrong time and the pet ferret bit the man’s thumb to the bone to get at it.

Chickens and mustelids don’t mix.


Comment from ExpressoBold Pureblood
Time: August 15, 2023, 7:20 pm

“the pong” ?????

Comment from durnedyankee
Time: August 15, 2023, 7:50 pm

Opposite side of the tent has the Ping.
A wonderfully English phrase – the pong. Not descriptive unless you know what it means, and then it’s perfect.

From what I understand, second hand of course, mustelids and tubes of toothpaste also don’t mix.

Unless you want your toothpaste to come out of many tiny mustelid tooth sized holes when you squeeze the tube.

Comment from Mark Matis
Time: August 15, 2023, 8:01 pm

Chickens and ferrets surely DO mix.
Just think how much you can save on ferret food!

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