Giant wooden chicken
Holy cats! It’s big. Brick for scale. It’s wood, not papier papier mâché. You can see very old traces of paint on it. Drew Pritchard would go nuts for this thing.
Urban dictionary won’t tell me where the expression absolute unit comes from, but this surely is one.
His parents bought it on a trip to France. Uncle B thinks it’s a shop display of some kind.
Posted: October 3rd, 2024 under personal.
Comments: 11
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Comment from Deborah HH
Time: October 3, 2024, 6:47 pm
That some Chicken, Stoaty. She’s a beauty.
I hope you name her.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: October 3, 2024, 9:19 pm
C’est magnifique!
It would be a handy place to build and store your collection of airline miniature liquor bottles, full bottles of course. For medicinal and emergency use only (like hell!).
Comment from MikeInFairfax
Time: October 3, 2024, 10:35 pm
Might be this…
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/absolute-unit
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: October 4, 2024, 1:53 am
I would have expected the top to come off and there would be a container inside for…who knows.
Wood eh?
Well, that eliminates the idea of using it to, uh, roast, uh, a cow, or something NOT chicken in.
It reminds me of the clay oven thing the boss lady bought from Pampered Chef for roasting, well, not sure what, I don’t ever recall roasting anything in it with the cover on.
Comment from Pupster
Time: October 4, 2024, 8:07 am
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Comment from Quetzalovercoatl
Time: October 4, 2024, 8:51 am
But the real question is… have you registered it yet?
🙂
Comment from technochitlin
Time: October 4, 2024, 12:21 pm
That is a spectacular mathom! It should occupy a point of pride on your mantlepiece.
Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 4, 2024, 4:51 pm
Thank you, Mike. I didn’t think to look at Know Your Meme.
The top does come off, Durned. And it’s still so heavy I can’t pick up both halves at once.
Okay, Pups, but I’m not a huge boobs fan.
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: October 4, 2024, 7:27 pm
Boobs?
I just assumed it would be a list of idiots, starting with Joe Biden.
If it’s the real McCoy, and they’re huge, pass, thanks.
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: October 6, 2024, 12:32 am
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Time: October 7, 2024, 4:42 pm
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Blog posts with lots of quality comments are the best indicator of likes. Yes it requires more work to discover that, but I think it’s warranted.
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