Comments on: Tolja

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 22:04:59 +0000

Good lord! No wonder the region is never at peace, Gibby!!

By: Gibby Haynes

Gibby Haynes — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:30:44 +0000

I saw that godforsaken road sign on the news yesterday…next to a road…in Israel (or maybe it was the Gaza strip). Nice little bit of our imperial legacy.

By: Joan of Argghh!

Joan of Argghh! — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 01:31:12 +0000

Oh hell, I’ve figured out the sign. I’ve thought it through. What we are seeing is the front of the car because it has pirouetted on its left front tyre, on that first acute arc in the left track, the right side tyres tracking in an arc around it until the car is now 180 degrees and moving backwards, where the front left tyre is now tracking on the right side of the pavement.

I need another drink.

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:30:26 +0000

I’ve been placed in the moderation queueueueueue.

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:29:38 +0000

They have more than 10 available!

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/Vibrant-Rainbow-Feather-Duster-Party-Maid-60cm_W0QQitemZ280291532733QQcmdZViewItemQQimsxZ20081204?IMSfp=TL081204127001r8785

By: Mrs. Peel

Mrs. Peel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:04:47 +0000

My feet are f’n adorable!

But it is hard to find shoes in 5.5 narrow.

By: S. Weasel

S. Weasel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 22:28:23 +0000

I’m a mere ten! My feet *are not* gigantic. They are, however, pretty fugly.

My mother used to say, “never mind, Honey. Peacocks have ugly feet, too.”

Yeah, but they also have psychedelic rainbow-colored featherdusters shoved up their butts. It distracts the eye wonderfully.

By: Lipstick

Lipstick — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 21:22:09 +0000

Jill, I always make fun of my own gigantic feet and remember the bad old days when Naturalizer was the only brand to make sizes over ten.

I was thrown out of a shoe shop in Italy for asking for size 42 — “Get out! That ees a man’s size!”

By: Jill

Jill — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:57:58 +0000

Hey now…no teasing about gigantic feet.

By: porknbean

porknbean — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:48:10 +0000

I’m 5’4″ and the kids…5’7″ and 6’1″. They call me stubby and my fridge top looks like it is growing hair. That much I can see.

We just had company over and we says to each other..’Each other, we should invite folks over every week to keep the house clean.’ I like a clean house but it always gets away from me due to my attention span and shiny things…..ah hell, who am I kidding….I’d rather do many other things than keep the house tidy. All hands on deck when we are expecting company though.