How did they know I’m a serial killer?
One thing I was not expecting to see on my chocolate cake was a little plastic axe. “Weasel,” Uncle B says, “it’s a Yule log. Get it?”
Huh.
That’s it! I’m off! I’m done! I’ve queued up a whole holiday’s worth of posts, but nobody better die because I’m not Dead Pooling for a couple weeks.
Merry Christmas! See you on the other side!
Posted: December 20th, 2024 under personal.
Comments: 13
Comments
Comment from Oldowan
Time: December 20, 2024, 5:15 pm
Merry Christmas, Weasel!🎄
Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 20, 2024, 5:20 pm
Merry Christmas
Comment from Mark Matis
Time: December 20, 2024, 7:12 pm
Merry Christmas!
-and a-
Happy New Year!
May the Starmer not bite during the interim!
Comment from Bob Mulroy
Time: December 20, 2024, 8:29 pm
I think blogs should have a like button these days.
Happy Christmas to all y’all.
Comment from OldFert
Time: December 20, 2024, 9:45 pm
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 20, 2024, 10:59 pm
♫♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
♫♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
♫♪ We wish you a Merry Christmas,
♫♪ And a Mustelid Year!
Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: December 20, 2024, 11:49 pm
Did you ax Uncle B nicely about that plastic axe?
Comment from Deborah HH
Time: December 21, 2024, 3:17 am
Merry Christmas to Badger House, and all who dwell within. And Merry Christmas to all of Stoaty’s readers; I always enjoy your comments.
Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: December 21, 2024, 4:16 pm
Happy Christmas to all!
Apropos of nothing –
I thought the Borden Sisters only sold dairy products. I didn’t know they sold Christmas Cakes too.
Comment from durnedyankee
Time: December 21, 2024, 8:29 pm
Is a Yule Log cake anything like canned brown bread?
I hope not.
Comment from Uncle Al
Time: December 21, 2024, 10:23 pm
@Stoaty — Serial killer? Really? I though that axe murder 🪓😵 was a one-off.
Comment from Gromulin
Time: December 22, 2024, 5:37 am
Merry Christmas!
Comment from Anonymous
Time: December 22, 2024, 8:13 pm
Lizzie Borden took an axe and cut her Yule Log in 40 servings
When her sister saw what she done,
She handed out slices to everyone.
And some even got seconds if she thought them deserving.
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