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Not the most exciting show on TV

Ladies and gentlemen, I present the Fish Doorbell. Or visdeurbel, because the Dutch language is just the English language spoken by really drunk people.

To give you an idea how fast-paced and exciting it is, that’s the Fish Photo of the Week (for March 11. Maybe there’s been a super interesting one by now).

It’s an aid for fish looking to swim upriver to spawn in Utrecht. It’s a live webcam. If you spot a fish, poke the button and the lock keeper has a look. If there are enough fish, he opens the lock and lets them through. They’ve been doing this for five years now.

I haven’t seen a fish yet, just little bits of junk floating in the water. Still strangely soothing.

Comments


Comment from Some Vegetable
Time: March 24, 2025, 8:04 pm

Dammit! Every time I finally decide I truly hate the entire human race, something like THIS has to happen and I get all confused again….


Comment from QuasiModo
Time: March 24, 2025, 8:44 pm

I kinda feel like they’re laughing their asses off at us for watching it…there were 1500 people watching it when I visited. It was a solid grey screen.


Comment from MikeInFairfax
Time: March 24, 2025, 9:22 pm

Well that explains why Flo isn’t in the window…
Someone left the Visdeurbel running on the computer in the back of the store!


Comment from thefritz
Time: March 25, 2025, 1:28 am

For all the mustelid lovers…

https://twitter.com/i/status/1904072040845541507


Comment from Durnedyankee
Time: March 25, 2025, 1:38 am

Better for your head than watching an “influencer”.

Actually, if y’all get the keeper to open the gate, YOU’RE the influencer!


Comment from Mark Matis
Time: March 26, 2025, 5:48 pm

How long until someone is smart enough to empty a can of sardines on the downstream side of that lock?

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