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Didn’t get your VS vaccination last winter?

I hope you feel better soon, Ma’am. At least if the worst happens the machinery is all tuned up and ready to handle the load, so to speak.

Hey, look at the bright side, if you need medical treatment it’s totally FREE!

and worth it!

and a long wait off…

Weren’t the Violent $hits another one of Kim Fowley’s bands? Hate to have a run-in with them.

No problem! She has the high tech, computerized, machinery to deal with it. Of course, for that price it ought to clean and powder you but you can sit proudly, knowing you are pleasing Mother Gaia.

All she needs is one of those cool high-tech Japanese toilets to complement her cool high-tech European mini sanitation station.

Then, relieving one’s bowels will truly be an experience in technology and modernity!

All she needs is one of those cool high-tech Japanese toilets to complement her cool high-tech European mini sanitation station.

Then, relieving one’s bowels will truly be an experience in technology and modernization!

Sorry, don’t know how to edit using my phone browser!

Oh dear! Perhaps a change of diet is in order?
The ad says:

Perfect for a ferret’s stoat’s digestion. Healthier than feeding raw chicks or cat food. Less faeces, less smell. Smaller, firmer stools.

Definitely lay off the raw chicks for a few days (and now we know why she was feeding all those birds — chumming!).

“Definitely lay off the raw chicks for a few days (and now we know why she was feeding all those birds — chumming!).”

The feathers are a good source of dietary fiber.

Lollipop, unicorn and happiness hangovers are very similar, symptom-wise, to Violent Shit Syndrome. It’s the second-biggest killer amongst 18-25 year-old males after Sudden Act of Drunken Stupidity Disorder.

Mrs. Hill: Smaller, firmer stools.
Where do I sign up?!

Gibby: SADSD—My whole life has been one long series of those, and I didn’t even know they had a name! Is there Government assistance available?

Incidentally, is Islamic Rage-Boy celebrating the traditional three months of Santaddan?

I was at this bar once that had smaller, firmer stools.

I didn’t care for it and went to a booth instead.

Oh, for fuck’s sake, Akismet.

Yeah it’s February – IRGB should be declaring jihad on cupids, love, little chalky candy hearts and stuff.

BE SATAN’S VALENTINE IN HELL!! ULULULULULUULULULLULU!

Heh. Yeah. I’ve been meaning to swap IRB for the Sarah Palin graphic, but I’m too — what’s the word? — lazy.

Hey, I got an email from Sarah today. She signed it “With an Alaskan heart” — which Uncle B thought was as corny as Kansas in August, but I thought was wicked cool.

Hey, I got an email from Sarah today. She signed it “With an Alaskan heart” — which Uncle B thought was as corny as Kansas in August, but I thought was wicked cool.

I got the same email. Made my whole morning. 🙂