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As a matter of fact, yes — this *is* why I went to art school

arlensphincter

And yes. I do feel better now. Thanks for asking.

sock it to me

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Comment from skinbad
Time: April 28, 2009, 4:50 pm

I feel better as well. I think. It’s funny and fitting but I can’t look at it very long.

 


Comment from Dawn
Time: April 28, 2009, 5:24 pm

Another reason to support term limits.
Earth Day made him reminisce.

 


Comment from TexMex
Time: April 28, 2009, 5:37 pm

Oh Ew, ew, ew!

Face only a mother could love. A blind mother.

 


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:20 pm

As an actual constituent of Mr. Specter, Thank You. The image is actually an improvement of the old bugger, though. He looks worse in real life.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:31 pm

He looks awful at the moment, now that his Hodgkin’s is back and he’s on chemo. What’s he thinking, inviting this kind of shitstorm at this stage of his life?

 


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:34 pm

Weasel! You’ve captured the very essence of the man and his new official affiliation!

Bravo!

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:38 pm

It’s simple, he doesn’t think he’ll win the Republican Primary and he does think he can win the Democratic Primary. The man is a professional politician and only cares about himself, he doesn’t give a damn what’s coming out of his mouth as long as he’s in power.

 


Comment from Glenster
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:48 pm

The jackass actually said he “didn’t want his political legacy to be decided by Republican voters”! He has no shame, and that makes him a “good” politician. Bring on the term limits!

 


Comment from Gnus
Time: April 28, 2009, 6:58 pm

He’ll fit in with the democrats much better anyways. Good riddance!

 


Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: April 28, 2009, 7:19 pm

I think the Dems will view him as their retarded (or challenged) third cousin. He isn’t really a Dem, not really a Repub, just a scared, sick, desperate, old little man who hasn’t had a job since the early 60’s. And he wants a “legacy”. (I on the other hand, don’t mind dying anonymously!)

 


Comment from cbullitt
Time: April 28, 2009, 7:44 pm

As a Pennsylvanian trying to figure out how get the Republic of Texas to let me in, I salute your awesome depiction of Benedict Arlen, Stoaty. Saw you back at McGoo’s the other day. The hyperverse is always better when you’re around.

 


Comment from Pupster
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:09 pm

Mwahahahahaha! Excellent.

 


Comment from Dr. Dave
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:09 pm

That’s the spitting image of him! I particularly like the pucker. Well done.

 


Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:17 pm

He is a man without integrity. He is a man without honor. I will not mourn his inevitable passing.

 


Comment from mojo
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:36 pm

Hey, I thought goatse had been taken down…

 


Comment from MrsPaulsFishSticks
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:44 pm

Outstanding!

 


Comment from Vmaximus
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:45 pm

I want to be clear Arlen Specter is a whore

 


Comment from Vmaximus
Time: April 28, 2009, 8:46 pm

I hope that is not out of character with your place ^

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:10 pm

Vmaximus — profanity? Fuck no!

I just drew a vivid butthole. I’m in no position to be precious, am I?

 


Comment from The Ghost of Lokki
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:18 pm

one of the things that haunts me is that the last time Asshole Sphincter was up for election the radio pundits (Hugh Hewitt comes specifically to mind) urged Republicans to hold their noses and vote for him because of his position on the Judiciary committee.

This caught my attention, and I’ve been tracking his voting record since. Frankly this little pucker is the very essence of the term RINO…

Good riddance. I can’t imagine that Republicans have lost a single vote on any important issue that wasn’t gone anyhow.

It would be in poor taste to wish for any problems with his health, but I certainly can wish him hemorrhoids.. the dimples would improve his looks.

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:25 pm

Peer pressure compelled me to “hold my nose” for Lincoln Effing Chafee. I voted. I hated myself. He lost. He switched parties.

NEVER AGAIN.

On the other hand, I think the Dems will find Specter less than a little ray of sunshine. He’s not so much a leftist as a spoiler.

These maverick guys? They imagine themselves freethinkers, but they’re just jerks without an underlying political philosophy.

 


Comment from armybrat
Time: April 28, 2009, 9:49 pm

as I posted at GCP, this is only changing the letter behind his name. that worthless fucker (and that is the proper noun) has voted with the dems more than the repubs. He’s so far behind in the poles that it doesn’t matter what party he claims affiliation with. Thank God…..He’s dying!!!!!!!!! And those two worthless twits (snow and collins) might be well advised to pay attention to the voter outrage. Those two libtards are in the crosshairs. The lamestream media is lamenting the passing of a moderate. The conservative base…..and we ARE the republican party…are cheering the death of a RINO. McCain et al …..we’re setting our sights on youl.

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: April 28, 2009, 10:12 pm

McCain and his crew on the whole I can easily tolerate(as I’d actually define him as a real Republican, just on the liberal wing of the party). Specter, Snow, and Collins? They really are RINOs.

Oh, and my prediction is Specter will lose the Democratic primary and attempt then to make a stand as an Independent. He’ll then lose to the Republican or the Democrat(probably the Republican).

Big loss for the GOP? Not really. Specter is a very unreliable vote and will be no better on the Democratic side.

 


Comment from armybrat
Time: April 28, 2009, 11:13 pm

Roman Wolf, I respectfully disagree. “McCain and his crew” are no different than specter, snow and collins.
Specter will win the dem primary as the only runner…..he sold his soul and the dem party will put him out as their only candidate. I predict he will loose the general election because the repubs already told him to fuck off. He always was a better dem than repub.

 


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Time: April 29, 2009, 6:58 am

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Comment from Buffoon
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:58 am

I so just stole that….

 


Comment from Crusty
Time: April 29, 2009, 9:12 am

I had to stare at it for a couple of minutes before I could see how Specter’s face was any different. Well struck, my friend.

 


Comment from steveegg
Time: April 29, 2009, 9:17 am

That’s beautiful.

 


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Time: April 29, 2009, 9:20 am

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Comment from Gerry Owen
Time: April 29, 2009, 9:31 am

Umm…may I suggest T-Shirts?

 


Comment from mcnorman
Time: April 29, 2009, 9:37 am

OMG, no touch ups on Arlen. Amazing.

 


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Pingback from Wednesday’s a snooze day | And Still I Persist
Time: April 29, 2009, 10:50 am

[…] ITEM: What is most telling about Arlen Specter’s party switch is not the move itself; it’s his blatant hypocrisy after denying such a switch just five weeks ago and proposing changes to Senate rules back in 2001 after Jeffords’ defection. But here’s the real kicker: Joe Biden talked him into the switch. It’s one thing to be persuaded by the charisma and rhetoric (if a teleprompter is handy) of Obama — but Joe Biden?  It doesn’t say much for Specter. Of course, neither does this. […]

 


Comment from INCITEmarsh
Time: April 29, 2009, 10:59 am

I just drew a vivid butthole. I’m in no position to be precious, am I?

No, but “Vivid Butthole” is a really awesome name for a rock band.

 


Comment from WooHoo
Time: April 29, 2009, 11:04 am

Mmmmmm, b*tts*x and a bj at the same time? This is way better than the South Park “Baboon with four asses” bit.

 


Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: April 29, 2009, 11:10 am

Hey kids, guess what?

Old Specter about a month ago was proudly saying why he’d remain a Republican.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tRgsnj_rvPU

What an old bloody hypocrite. He really does speak out of both sides of his face.

 


Comment from Steamboat McGoo
Time: April 29, 2009, 12:03 pm

Don’tcha love it when a S.Weasel Original goes Platinum and viral on the Innertubes! It makes me feel all au courant, or sumpin.

 


Comment from Allen
Time: April 29, 2009, 12:15 pm

Hey, who’s the butthead in the picture? Did he do sumpin’? Like switching parties so he could keep his tired self in DC.

A man of principle. Guffaw! Unless it’s the Peter Principle, he’s definitely got that one down.

 


Comment from nbpundit
Time: April 29, 2009, 12:41 pm

Now that there’s funny, but true!

 


Comment from geoff
Time: April 29, 2009, 2:00 pm

Awesome job, SWease.

 


Comment from lorien1973
Time: April 29, 2009, 2:30 pm

Too bad the ocular penetration act of 2007 passed. :(

 


Comment from Perez Hilton
Time: April 29, 2009, 4:53 pm

His name escapes me, but his face is familiar…

 


Comment from dmoss
Time: April 29, 2009, 6:49 pm

Well, he doesn’t look any better, but he doesn’t look quite as creepy this way, so it’s an overall improvement.

 


Comment from Dave in Texas
Time: April 29, 2009, 7:31 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA

 


Comment from jjhlhg
Time: April 29, 2009, 10:45 pm

Nice pic of Specter. He should be happy in his new home, and the air will be fresher in ours.

 


Comment from pajama momma
Time: April 30, 2009, 1:07 am

oh man I’ve missed this blog!!

 


Comment from Foxy
Time: April 30, 2009, 1:30 am

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

oh my GOD. As a Pennsylvania native, that really warmed my cold little conservative heart. THANK YOU!!! 😀

 


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: April 30, 2009, 4:56 am

Looks like one of William Burroughs’ wet dreams.

 


Comment from US economy
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:25 am

Wooh, destroyed face! I hope the U.S. economy wont be having the face you have!

 


Comment from US economy
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:30 am

Wood bad face!Bad as the US economy has!

 


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:31 am

Heh. Mister US economy came with a URL, which I biffed. But other’n that, I give him points for not being a bot.

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:37 am

hehe

 


Comment from Anonymous
Time: April 30, 2009, 6:38 am

awesome face!

 


Comment from BILL
Time: May 1, 2009, 9:12 am

GIVES NEW MEANING TO THE ADAGE, “IF I WANTED TO HEAR FROM AN ASSHOLE, I WOULD HAVE FARTED!”

 


Comment from Jill
Time: May 3, 2009, 3:23 pm

Wow. I wasn’t offended at all until I got to armybrat’s posts. Cheering for anyone’s death turns my stomach.
I hate to say it, but I’m leaving and I won’t be back.

Adios, good people.

 


Comment from Mrs. Peel
Time: May 3, 2009, 11:21 pm

I think armybrat may have meant that in political terms, considering the reference to the polls immediately preceding it. But I can see how it might have been meant literally.

 


Comment from Gibby Haynes
Time: May 4, 2009, 7:03 am

Don’t go Jill. You never finished telling me the one about the Englishman, the Irishman, and the Scotsman.

 


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Time: May 4, 2009, 10:51 am

[…] The sheer lack of tact and taste of this remark — with Jack Kemp less than 24 hours dead and his wife and children still grieving — shows what a true classless act Sen. Specter really is. […]

 


Comment from porknbean
Time: May 4, 2009, 2:48 pm

Cheering for anyone’s death turns my stomach.

Armybrat was not cheering anyone’s physical death. Specter is dying politically – I hope.

Though I must add that it is just as offensive to me for someone to support the killing of babies over letting them be born into poverty or to shitty parents. And I didn’t leave.

 


Comment from Dawn
Time: May 6, 2009, 3:36 pm

Harry Reid stripped old-man Specter of his seniority because he had the nerve to support Coleman against Franken. Ha!
Dems don’t take kindly to Mavericks. Specter may soon realize what a mean mistress they are.

 


Comment from surly ermine
Time: May 15, 2009, 10:11 am

This must be the best arse-face I’ve ever seen and I’ve seen a few!

 

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