Comments on: Impenetrable symbols

By: RecklessProcess

RecklessProcess — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 16:40:05 +0000

Hey!
This is a library!
If you talk,cough, or whistle, or if your stomach rumbles, or you are walking loudly…
You will be shown the door.

S. Weasel — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 22:56:57 +0000

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Sarah Et Cetera » Free for all Friday 26 — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:14:19 +0000

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Weasely — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 00:27:27 +0000

Beware of Books! Scan with all areas of your body lest you be transferred into a dimentional gateway.

Fa Cube Itches — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:45:16 +0000

Attention!
Flying Necronomicon
Raises Army of Deadites
Flee to Castle wherein you can find loud-mouthed braggart from future.

Mrs. Peel — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 23:38:08 +0000

Attention!
See this book?
It will give you paper cuts like you wouldn’t believe!
You’ll need to use this enormous toga for a bandage.

Allen — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 20:08:55 +0000

This is going to hurt.
Don’t believe us? Read the book.
We told you it was going to hurt.
Yes, that’s the coffin we’ll be stuffing you in.

Burma Shave!

glenster — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 18:02:04 +0000

Sadly, this isn’t a new problem:

(it’s probably old to most everyone here, but I thought someone might enjoy it!)

Jeff — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:24:35 +0000

Bang!
Book!
Bzzz!
Box!

Enas Yorl — Wed, 17 Jun 2009 16:11:25 +0000

I think it’s pretty obvious actually:

Attention! Reading the Necronomicon whilst performing the Hokey Pokey will open a portal to the Land of Giants!