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Because I can. Because there is no “why” in art. Because I got nothin’ again today.




My baloney has a first name…




In color? Certainly, sir!



















Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 7, 2009, 5:40 pm

I know what you’re thinking. But it didn’t look as good with ears.

Sometimes, you can overplay a caricature, y’know?

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 7, 2009, 5:59 pm

OMG, that brought a durty joke I hadn’t thought of in years smack dab into my mind (trust me, it hurt too…).

I won’t post it here, since this IS a nominally family friendly site, but it was a doosey…. :-p

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 7, 2009, 6:02 pm

I can’t get Dreams from my Wiener out of my head.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 7, 2009, 6:05 pm

INTERESTING…. Who starred in that one? 😉

Comment from Richard
Time: October 7, 2009, 6:53 pm

Are the lefties going to say that’s racist or sexist?

Comment from Bob
Time: October 7, 2009, 7:01 pm

This is stunning.
A $50,000.00 NEA grant at least.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 7, 2009, 7:01 pm

Whichever one they say it is, I’ll claim I meant it to be the other one.

Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: October 7, 2009, 7:09 pm

They say we are all racists now. I’m still waiting for my official racist identity card. How are we supposed to keep score without an official identity card?

Comment from Allen
Time: October 7, 2009, 8:09 pm

Perfect… Thin skinned, bland, and unremarkable. Reminds me of a boiled peanut (soft and sticks in your craw.)

Comment from MrsPaulsFishStcks
Time: October 7, 2009, 9:17 pm

You know weasel, somehow that just has to be racist.

Comment from Red State Witch
Time: October 7, 2009, 9:59 pm

Just remember, a hot dog is everything that’s part of a pig except the bacon and the barbeque. So, it’s nominally pork, and that makes it OK by me.

Mmmmmmmm, pork products.

Comment from MCPO Airdale
Time: October 7, 2009, 10:41 pm


Comment from Anonymous
Time: October 7, 2009, 10:50 pm

What kind of a sausage is that supposed to be? Baloney you say? Funny, I always thought of him as a Worst, ahem, Wurst….

Comment from BuckNutty
Time: October 7, 2009, 11:01 pm

“Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Sigmund Freud…”

Comment from David Gillies
Time: October 8, 2009, 12:32 am

Apologies, but until I read the title of the post I assumed that excrescence above was a tobacco product that had, in the immortal words of Mambo No. Five, ‘a little bit of Monica’ in its life. For a moment I was confused and angry that such a slur could have been cast at our beloved Obama. Then I realised it was a depiction of a manufactured, pork-filled product designed to satisfy immediate desires without giving any real long-term benefit. All was well.

I may never eat hot dogs again (until next week).

Comment from Mrs Compton
Time: October 8, 2009, 1:26 am

Something tells me that’s not a Hebrew National….

Comment from weirdsister
Time: October 8, 2009, 1:28 am


Comment from LondonMark
Time: October 8, 2009, 3:43 am

Wieners do as weiners say.

Comment from LC Aggie Sith
Time: October 8, 2009, 10:01 am

It’s missing a long stripe of yellow mustard running down its back.

Comment from cbullitt
Time: October 8, 2009, 10:16 am

What LC said.
ANd, of course, it’s not bun-size.

Comment from LC Aggie Sith
Time: October 8, 2009, 12:20 pm

cbullitt, you mean this is a cocktail weenie???


Comment from Christopher Taylor
Time: October 8, 2009, 3:50 pm

Nice job, it has the same dead eyes as the real weenie.

“That’s right, that’s what I think of you… nothing!”

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: October 8, 2009, 5:50 pm

ya know, it’s wierd. I look at that pic today, and all I can think of is Sandra Bullock driving the little electric cop car in ‘Demolition Man’ singing her favorite ‘Oldie’, the Armour Hotdog theme, while Stallone is busily facepalming himself in the back seat….. 🙂

Comment from mongo
Time: October 8, 2009, 6:53 pm

“It’s NOT twoo, it’s NOT twoo.”

Comment from cmblake6
Time: October 8, 2009, 9:08 pm

THAT is funneh. Wish we could just pull out the old meat slice and go for it.

Comment from ‘Nother Dave
Time: October 9, 2009, 10:21 am

My bologna has a first name, it’s B-a-r-a-k
My bologna has a second name, it’s H-u-s-s-a-i-n

I love to bash it every day and if you ask me why I’ll say…..
‘Cause Sloaty Weasel has a way with false idols and feet of clay

Comment from Dawn
Time: October 9, 2009, 3:55 pm

I love everybody here!

Comment from Sig94
Time: October 10, 2009, 9:01 am

Amazing resemblance since a weiner is also only half pork and half whatever was missed by the cleaning crew. Ya think SNL might pick up on that for a new episode of the Coneheads?

Nice digs ya got here Weasel.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: October 10, 2009, 9:12 am

Thank you, Sig. You know, I’m beginning to think I’m clairvoyant. Thursday, I draw Obama as a wiener — and Friday, he’s the wiener of the Nobel Prize!

Coincidence? I think not!

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