web analytics

Now, let’s not jump to any hasty conclusions

Maj. Nidal Malik Hasan

Keep fucking that chicken, mainstream media!


Comment from Matt P
Time: November 6, 2009, 3:33 pm

Wow, just wow… you deserve a peace prize for that picture.

Well done.

Comment from The Dread Pirate Neck Beard
Time: November 6, 2009, 3:53 pm

Oh, it was probably Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from all those bong hits he did last Friday at Uni. I suspect we will find out over the next few days (thanks to ABC and NBC) that he had heard someone say that Bush wasn’t the worst president ever and that pushed him over the edge.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 6, 2009, 4:30 pm

Per Jake Tapper:

President Obama had lunch today with eleven reporter/columnist/editor/pundit-types.

Those present were:

Mike Allen of Politico;
David Brooks of the New York Times;
Chris Cillizzaa of the Washington Post;
Gail Collins of the New York Times;
Howard Fineman of Newsweek;
David Gergen;
Mara Liasson of National Public Radio and Fox News Channel
Josh Marshall of Talking Points Memo.
John Meacham of Newsweek;
Cynthia Tucker of the Atlanta Journal-Constitution; and
Andrew Rosenthal of the New York Times.

The president does these lunches occasionally to try to explain to opinion-makers what his thoughts are about issues of the day.

Yes, I’m sure they all do it. But it doesn’t seem right to this little weasel. Journalists keep going on and on about being a sort of extra-Constitutional branch of government, charged with keeping the rest honest.

This is like watching your lawyer and the other guy’s lawyer embrace cordially outside the courtroom and go to lunch together.

Comment from Bob
Time: November 6, 2009, 5:00 pm

Much needed mirth. Thanks

Comment from Schlippy, Yurt Dweller
Time: November 6, 2009, 6:06 pm

Still trying to find the bumper sticker I saw parodying the ‘Coexist’ that shows the signs of religions in place of letters, but instead has dynamite around and angry eyebrows on the C crescent moon and instead of peace sign O, a frightened smiley face.

Comment from BuckNutty
Time: November 6, 2009, 6:10 pm

I’m starting to feel sorry for the chicken

Comment from Pupster
Time: November 6, 2009, 6:21 pm

Weasels are stealthy but not subtle.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 6, 2009, 6:27 pm

Now now, folks. he could have just been having a bad lack of hair day…. [/anti-CNN sarcasm]

Sadly, CNN’s pussyfooting around his name and background told me more about the shooter than their reporting did.

Comment from Allen
Time: November 6, 2009, 7:34 pm

Y’all have it all wrong. I’ve had a theory for years; the killers always have the unibrow thing going on. Check old Ted Bundy out.

It’s an outward manifestation of a reduced capacity central front cortex.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: November 6, 2009, 7:51 pm

Scubafreak – you should have heard the BBC’s version 🙁

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 6, 2009, 7:57 pm

I can imagine, UB, I can imagine.

Comment from dfbaskwill
Time: November 6, 2009, 8:54 pm

It’s as if there is an actual motive that will be found and everyone will say “Oh yeah, now I see why he killed 13 people! Makes sense now.” Never try to explain irrationality rationally. Thank God it’s Texas. They kill bastards like this all the time. The Military in Texas could do it one better.

Comment from Ann_IA
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:02 pm

You really have to learn to say what you really think and feel, Sweasel….you’re holding back too much. Can’t be good for ya! heh…great pic.

Comment from Roman Wolf
Time: November 6, 2009, 10:31 pm

Indeed, Scuba, they arn’t telling anything about his background. It’s obvious that all psychiatrists are a danger to society(really, when was the last time YOU saw a sane shrink?).

Comment from Dawn
Time: November 6, 2009, 11:00 pm

Some of the soldiers he shot up were deploying to Iraq in a few days. Their buddies are still going right over. Watch out rag heads. Payback is a mother f*****!

Comment from Anonymous
Time: November 7, 2009, 12:30 am

The Code of Military Justice: Murder


Maximum punishment.

(1) Article 118(1) or (4) — death. Mandatory minimum — imprisonment for life with eligibility for parole.

(2) Article 118(2) or (3)—such punishment other than death as a court-martial may direct.

Comment from Andrea Harris
Time: November 7, 2009, 1:13 am

You’re all wrong — Guy Fawkes Day is to blame.

That’s not a parody site.

Comment from David Gillies
Time: November 7, 2009, 1:45 am

Andrea, as I point out in a subsequent comment, that’s as retarded as if a mass shooting by a Muslim in the UK on the 4th of July were to be attributed to residual feelings of resentment for George III.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 7, 2009, 1:45 am

RW, Isn’t SANE SHRINK an oxymoron? 😉

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: November 7, 2009, 9:45 am

Hey, Scubafreak – I keep getting spam trying to sell me oxymoron.

No, wait….

Comment from porknbean
Time: November 7, 2009, 9:35 pm

the killers always have the unibrow thing going on. Check old Ted Bundy out.

It’s an outward manifestation of a reduced capacity central front cortex.

*puts hand over brow*

Whatchu talkin’ about Allen?

Comment from Dawn
Time: November 8, 2009, 4:20 am

Hold me back from going to my Congresswoman’s office and unleashing some Allahu Akbar for voting yes for this insane health care bill. But don’t anyone jump to any conclusions about my motivations when it happens.

No fed can consider this a threat because Islam is a religion of peace.

Comment from Chef Mojo
Time: November 8, 2009, 5:00 am

Sorry, but it ain’t nothin’ but a thang.

You know why?

Cuz I’m wearing my Zombie Reagan t-shirt, bitches. Came today, and is it ever the shit. Goddamn, Stoaty, this t-shirt ROCKS, verily. It’s everything I wanted it to be, including being big enough.

And, if that’s not enough, I eagerly await my coffee mug, also with Zombie Reagan’s kind visage upon it, with blood red trim on the handle and rim. I shall be the envy of my kitchen as I get well caffeinated for the coming day.

Stoaty, you’re a peach!

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 8, 2009, 6:02 am

Mojo! Dude! Delighted to hear it. Everybody says Zazzle makes some good quality stuff. I’m thinking we need some ZReagan postcards to mail into our legislature for making us such a fan-tabulous shit sammich.

It won’t stand, Dawn. It can’t. It’ll get gummed up in the Senate or something. People just won’t stand for it.

Comment from Dawn
Time: November 8, 2009, 3:09 pm

That witch Nancy Pelosi sure knew what she was doing when she added that abortion crap. She knew that her fellow Democrats from conservative districts could hold their nose and vote for the thing as long as the abortion exclusion amendment was added. Then they could go back to their districts as the heroes who stood up for the babies.
If I was Planned Parenthood I would be so pissed for being sold out! I mean there was some real money to be made. Right now as a cash business abortions only cost about $300. If the government paid for them they could charge thousands.
For that matter, abortions should be the best evidence for the free market determining healthcare prices. It’s still relatively cheap to kill your own child.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 8, 2009, 4:27 pm

They’re still a long, long way from making us take a bite of this shit sandwich, Dawn.

Comment from Dawn
Time: November 8, 2009, 5:46 pm

I’m moving to Texas when they leave the union. 😉

Comment from BrunoBraun
Time: November 8, 2009, 6:20 pm

Put enough spices in a shit sandwich and it’s just like pate. The French love it.

Comment from JJC
Time: November 8, 2009, 9:34 pm

Schlippy, Yurt Dweller: There’s a Co-exist bumper sticker parody at Tom McMahon’s site, http://bit.ly/2kS3l1 . But there’s no scared smiley face or dynamite & eyebrows. The version you describe is just so perfect – I have to find it.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 8, 2009, 10:18 pm

OMG, I just saw a pic of Nancy Pelosi after the vote, looking uncannily like Gary Oldman as Bram Stokers Dracula, watching in delight as Kianu Reeves retches at the sight of his brides devouring an infant…….. 🙁

http ://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091108/i/r4249994147.jpg?x=264&y=345&q=85&sig=Hfihe532K0P59UyU7N9KSA–

http ://www.corporate-aliens.com/quotes/countdracula2.jpg

Comment from oceania
Time: November 9, 2009, 1:08 am

I’m just sitting back watching another religious war heat slowly to a simmer.
Call me when it boils over.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 9, 2009, 5:15 pm

Sorry, the new link is http://d.yimg.com/a/p/rids/20091108/i/r4249994147.jpg?x=264&y=345&q=85&sig=Hfihe532K0P59UyU7N9KSA–

Comment from jwpaine
Time: November 10, 2009, 10:24 am

It’s still relatively cheap to kill your own child.

Dunno why that never caught on as a Planned Parenthood marketing slogan. Go figure.

Comment from jwpaine
Time: November 10, 2009, 10:37 am

Another suggestion…

Try our new Fetus Motel™: Unborn children check in, but they don’t check out!


Fetus: ‘Babe-Away’, Madge?
Madge: You’re soaking in it.

/Let’s turn this into a dead baby joke thread! Fuck Yeah!

Pingback from Cold Fury » Round and round and round we go; where it stops, everybody knows
Time: November 10, 2009, 12:34 pm

[…] has the shorter, pithier version of all this, in the form of another of her brilliant P-shops. Funny how us common rubes knew […]

Write a comment

(as if I cared)

(yeah. I'm going to write)

(oooo! you have a website?)

Beware: more than one link in a comment is apt to earn you a trip to the spam filter, where you will remain -- cold, frightened and alone -- until I remember to clean the trap. But, hey, without Akismet, we'd be up to our asses in...well, ass porn, mostly.

<< carry me back to ol' virginny