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Say, I’m getting really good at this craven attention whoring thing…


Hey peeps, what up? Oh, not much. Friday night. Big storm coming. Well, hey, there is the whole 2009 Weblog Award thing.

I was absolutely floored to discover that my little corner of the webernettertubes, per the Technorati Authority, counts as a Very Large Blog. So I went ahead and nominated myself for that. But if I nominate myself for anything else, I’ll probably go blind.

Yes, my darlings. It’s a hint.

I reckon I could qualify as a humor blog, a conservative blog, or an individual blogger. Oddly, though there is a comic strip category and a photography category, there isn’t an illustration/Photoshop category (not that I’d want to go up against the likes of Worth 1000 or Snapped Shot).

Best design is probably pushing it and Teh Awesomest Blog of Them All is just silly.

Multiple nominations in a single category are not encouraged, but after the initial stampede, hitting the + on a nomination will increase the likelihood it makes it through to the finals. Shoot, you could even uprate some other favorite blogs, if you see one on the list. Oh, and my feed address is http://sweasel.com/feed

And if any of you jokers nominate me for Best LGBT Blog, I’ll find out where you live, come to your home and stitch an AIDS quilt on your lawn.

“You’ll never get anywhere being shy, Stoaty,” my old mother used to say, as she waved her panties high above her head at the incoming fleet.


Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 13, 2009, 7:07 pm

Ah kilt mah blog. Ah kilt it daid.

Comment from Uncle Badger
Time: November 13, 2009, 7:32 pm

I’m going to hack it while you sleep.

Every time someone logs on henceforth, it’ll play The Stripper.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 13, 2009, 7:38 pm

I actually own that track, you know. I have a CD called Music to Strip By upstairs in my studio.

Sweet dreams.

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 13, 2009, 8:34 pm

Great. Next thing you know, the site will open to a video of Demi Moore trying to put peoples eye out in STRIPTEASE….

Actually, that might not be a bad thing… 😉

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 13, 2009, 8:40 pm

Hell, Scoob — I posted nude pictures of my mother two years ago. This blog never had that far to fall.

Comment from Gromulin
Time: November 13, 2009, 9:57 pm

What…No category for Best Monochrome Blog?

Comment from Scubafreak
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:05 pm

Ohh Laa Laa! That’s a fine pelt on that Weasel Lady! 😉

I’d post pics of myself, but then people would start going blind…..

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Comment from porknbean
Time: November 13, 2009, 10:48 pm

A day late and a dollar short, as always.

Regarding yesterday’s post of open and active commies within Labour. Shocked, I am not. Not one bit. Look at what they have done and you don’t have to wonder.

FDR’s administration was infested like cockroaches on a sugar donut. As IF he had no idea…while he implemented all kinds of assortments of commie programs which are imploding as we speak.

Now that the new commie-in-chief is in place, the lights have been turned off, the roaches are pouring out of their holes ten-fold. After decades of slowly poisoning the institutions of this country, the parasites have multiplied to the extent of overtaking and killing their host.

Comment from Allen
Time: November 14, 2009, 1:27 am

Alas poor Weasel, I looked for the category of most disturbed commenters, but there doesn’t seem to be one. How odd.

Speaking of which, the wolf gives you a bared grin. Quite interesting actually, fully socialized, and 60 pounds of pooch.

And still growing.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 14, 2009, 8:35 am

Is he looking wolfier as he gets older, Allen? He didn’t look all that wolf to me as a pup.

We’re in the middle of a very odd storm. Winds steadily 40mph with 80mph gusts…but alternating overcast and sunny. That’s okay. It was supPOSed to be a violent rainstorm, with flooding. This, I’ll take.

Comment from S. Weasel
Time: November 14, 2009, 9:30 am

Oh, and I hate to play favorites, but Felix is now totally my favorite. She walked down the list and nominated the HELL out of me. Thank you, dearie.

Winds picking up out there. Wouldn’t’a thunk it possible. This must be the peak, right here.

Comment from Allen
Time: November 14, 2009, 12:21 pm

Yes, he is Weasel, the hunting characteristics have come out more also. If it moves he’ll eat it; it is rather fun to watch him try to sneak up on the horses. They look at him and seem to say “what is this nonsense” and charge him. Gives me a laugh.

Comment from iamfelix
Time: November 14, 2009, 9:57 pm

Heh … I’ve nominated you in prior years. Can think of few as worthy.

Comment from bill emory
Time: November 15, 2009, 11:04 am

are there any techno-nerds living in your village capable of resurrecting your blog’s rss feed?

Comment from bill emory
Time: November 15, 2009, 11:09 am

You might say:
“You fool, I have a feed, it’s at http://sweasel.com/feed

Yes you do, but for whatever techno-nerd reason “bloglines” reports that you last updated your blog May 15, 2009.

Fix that thing, go on to win the techno-rat prize and world weasel dominance

Comment from Michael
Time: November 20, 2009, 3:11 pm

Huh. You made me curious, so I went to Technorati and found out that Innocent Bystanders is also a Very Large Blog (it scored 650). I had no idea. Who would have thought that was possible?

Good luck with the Weblog Awards. I’ll vote for you.

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